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51 folders... You must really subdivide your porn.


This might be a good place to look for a wholesome gal...


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[8P]

Gotta separate the fatty and the granny pictures some way.

Now the name makes since! [:P]

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What's this for?
Backup plan?

Sounds like you need a CDR.  Reminds me of when usenet used to be more than just spam.  Aimster has some possibilities....

I heard about Napster.... sorry for your loss.  I'll say a prayer for you and yours.

garden weasel,

I let you live no more!!

hehehehe, bastard

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Here ya go!  Get that checkbook out.


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I wonder if Imbroglio's unemployment would cover 5Gs a day.

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I probably would have a girlfriend if I wasn't so damn scared to talk to them like a guy picking up a girl would talk, that and my low self esteem doesn't help much either.

A little off topic but im soooo damn suprised that picture i put up is still there!

[beer] Excellent photo choice.

Mods must be [sleep]

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Frank,

Do you live somewhere that permits pets? Get a puppy. Rent if possible. Women joggers/walkers are more likely to fall prey to the puppy rap. Pick a breed that stays puppy-like the longest (this works out better if you actually like dogs). Women dog owners will definitely talk to you.

Shop more frequently, be it the supermarket or the mall. Chance encounters can sometimes happen and you can scope for the dreaded wedding band while feigning interest in a nearby product. Too shy to make an opening comment? Inquire about a product choice (flour vs. cornstarch?) or complain about long lines. Be creative! Pass by closely and "accidentally" put a product in her shopping cart. "Oh I'm sorry! There's my cart." A smile lets you know you can proceed.

What happened to the great picture??? I need pics; I cannot read.

Problem is I am too nice. So women smiling to me is not uncomon.

The problem is that is she smiling and chit chatting with me because she is just friendly like I am, or does she want me to make a move?

I have made the move before....

Ouch. The worst is she can say no... and then never talk to you again because you are "just like all the other men that try to pick you up and can never just be friends." and then give you weird "whatever" looks and then tell everyone else you know you just tried to make a move. I cannot for the life of me tell the differance from being nice and wanting to get to know me more. I just don't like being some dork trying to pick up on a girl that is "way out of my leauge".

I want a girlfriend, friends that are of female gender are great as well since I don't have many friends. So I either take a shot and look like a fool and ruin any chances of a friendship, or on the rare 1% chance go on a date with her...

And even if I do go on a "date" I am nervous as hell and act like a dumbass tripping all over the place, stuttering and saying stupid shit. Basicly everything that isn't the real me.

I have had friends for a LONG time, and after like 2 years they get to know me and say I am the perfect boyfriend. Only that they are with a boyfriend that happens to be one of my friends as well (basicly thats how I know them.).

I have had two girlfriends, one I met off the internet that I like to call "the gothic nightmare" that liked to bite my tounge and taste my blood, and other other an ex of my friends that ended really bad because she wanted him back and he got pissed at me for dating her.

God damnit.... us geeks can make decent money and have nice things... yet we are scared of women and sit at home generating a porn dir. of 2 gigs.

Fuck.

You wouldn't believe it but I am like you (In real life not the asshole on the board you all know me as). It's hard to say what you need to do becaue all the girlfriends I have had started to make a move first. I will tell you this though. I am not an athlete, I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I just enjoy life in a real way. It only takes a personality these days. And if you are feeling it takes more than the girls you are going after are not the rights ones for you.

The reason you don't have to be the party king or the hippest guy in the club is simply because soon enough the party king is smoking a bag of crack in his van and the coolest club guy that all the girls wanted is now selling the crack.

But be sure to not be gay nice. Studies show that women like a guy that will be a good father and a nice husband, but they also want a guy.

I have found the girl I want and I have been with her for two years. It will happen to you too.  

Frank, there is no girl that is "out of your league".  A lot of times I will see some hot babe with a big old goober, and think "she could do way better than that".  Sometimes, I will like a gal, and she will go out with somebody else.  What does he have that I don't have?  The answer is nothing.  They pick who they pick, and there is nothing you can do about it.

If there is a woman that I kind of like, but am not sure she is into me or just being nice, I kind of leave it open.  You can make an invitation to something, but not ask her out on a date.  This is really easy if she is a friend of a friend.  You could all do a sort of group thing.  That way there is no pressure on either of you.  If it is not a date, then you won't get all nervous and screw it up.  I generally screw things up long before it gets to that point.

I could kick my own butt flat from the number of times I unintentionally bypassed a hot babe that was into me.  I was just being nice, and never asked them out.  Later I learned that they were trying to hook up with me and I blew her off. DOH!

Hmmm...the voice of experience there, eh?

Being funny, and fun to be around, is the number one way to get a female to be interested in you.  
Being moody, depressed, boring, not listening, overbearing, egotistical, etc., is a good way not to get a female to be interested in you.
Then, much like good steak, good relationships take time.  If you aren't willing to invest time in a relationship, you will end up on a series of short flings.

No normal (ie, not a movie or music star) woman is out of your league unless you decide that you aren't in hers.

hahahaha Duffy!

Well I want more than a roll in the hay... sometimes.

Shit... now that's a damn good idea. Now are brothels in Nevada REALLY legal?!?! I mean is it really really really really legal or just something everyone does that few get busted?

You really go to a place, they check your package, all the girls have been tested, you pay and... ya know... a little bit of the ole "in out, in out"??

I was watching cops and they were doing those stings and one cop was all "people think prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada, they are wrong."

Shit... Reno is about 4 hours away.. and I got a good job now.... and those ranges where you can rent full auto's... casinos...

Nevada = Adult Disney Land

Ya still gotta think about STD's. Sure I'll wear the toughest raincoat I can find and make sure they have indeed been tested. Still a risk..

I wonder if I can pay a girl to dress as Wonder Woman and kick my ass.

Womenz I don't even know threaten me with violence and it never helped me get one to go out with me.

First, enjoy being single.  God I miss that.  Enjoy it while you have it.

Like every other geek I would go through long droughts between girlfriends.  Also like a geek I had a lot of female friends who "loved" me. [rolleyes] Like every other geek I passed on women who were interested because I had no clue.

Tips:  Female friends are death and a waste of time.  Thats what guys are for.  My wife wanted me to be her "friend" as we started dating cause she wasn't sure about things (we are very different people).  I told her I had enough friends.  A week later she wanted to be my girlfriend.

Get out and do stuff.  After a long drought I started playing tennis and going on trips and just getting off my fat ass and I started feeling better cause I wasn't wallowing in self pity anymore.  Plus I was meeting more people cause I was out more. All of a sudden I had more dating opportunities than I could figure out what to do with.

Try to avoid the psychos.  Oh wait, they are all psychos.

Frank, for the time being enjoy being single. Things will come around.  God I miss being able to sleep in.  Going shooting when I felt like it.  Not having my life on a calendar.  And most of all... porn.

In order to get someone worth while, you gotta be someone worth while. When all else fails, grow a goatee, get tatooed, pierce your face, buy a motorcycle, and start a band.

I'm shocked that some of you would suggest something to Frank such as:

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