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Posted: 7/16/2001 10:51:42 AM EDT
Son of a *&^* @$%#^ Mo^%$^%#r

Went to go get a haircut and this m*@%$@$*$r butchered me. Cut it too damn short so my head looks like a porcupine. Every piece of hair sticking out. Did my side burns like Spock on Star Trek(I can at least fix that). To top it off I have a job interview on Weds!!!!! and I look like I've just been shocked.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:57:38 AM EDT
[#1]
Keep the Spock pointy burns and then talk with a robot voice.

Those Texans will think you're one of those smart Asians.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:59:43 AM EDT
[#2]
No sweat, Lt.
Just tell `em you are an "intense individual" and cant wait to get started.
Good luck on the interview.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:02:51 AM EDT
[#3]
I hate getting my hair cut.  It always looks worse afterwards.  Just get some gel.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:04:31 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:05:31 AM EDT
[#5]
Haircut?  I haven't had one of those in over 2 years.

[8P]  <-----------  That's why I put one of those on my posts.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:10:49 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Keep the Spock pointy burns and then talk with a robot voice.

Those Texans will think you're one of those smart Asians.
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Made me laugh.....thanks!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:11:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Shave your head.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:13:32 AM EDT
[#8]
He! He! He! No problemo LT!... Just tell them that you are one of those Asian "Skin Head" and that you hate everyone "except" good looking blondes...[:)]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:15:00 AM EDT
[#9]
Well hopefully they are not looking for good looks at this job. Gel, yes definitely, I need gel. This interview IS in OH so maybe a nice ball cap that matches my suit would do.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:16:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Or try picking up
womenz at a [i]Star Trek[/i] convention.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:19:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Maybe I can shave it all off, paint dots on top of my head and tell people I am a Shaolin Monk.

Thanx for the suggestions guys, I needed a laugh today.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:38:07 AM EDT
[#12]
The wife ,kids and I were getting ready to go on vacation.So haircuts all around for the boys and me.Went to a place that I recieved one of the best haircuts I have ever had.rthe boys go first both get good ones.The girl who cut mine last time had to leave.She said to ask for so and so.She told her how she cut it last time.I get in the chair and she asked what number gaurd con the clipper she used.I said Im not shure but it might be a #3.She grabs one slaps it on and runs it middle of the front all the way back.My hair was a 1/4" long.i yell what the hell are you doing.She says is that to short?Hell yes it is.Well we pretty well have to stick with what we started.I said yeah either that are a reverse mohawk.When I paid for the boys I gave thyose two girls a tip.I had to actually bring up the subject of NOT paying for mine.The other bad part is we went to Florida and I had to rub suntan lotion all over my head.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:54:21 AM EDT
[#13]
Well mine is not quite as short as 1/4" maybe a 1/3 to 5/16. But it does stick up like a porcupine. If I gel it up maybe I can get it to lay. I will experiment in a lil bit. My hair is so thick though that it may just be stuck to being a porcupine for a while.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:57:28 AM EDT
[#14]
I shaved mine two years ago and would never go back.  Improves your sex life a lot: makes you easier to find in the dark.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 12:30:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Son of a *&^* @$%#^ Mo^%$^%#r

Went to go get a haircut and this m*@%$@$*$r butchered me. Cut it too damn short so my head looks like a porcupine. Every piece of hair sticking out. Did my side burns like Spock on Star Trek(I can at least fix that). To top it off I have a job interview on Weds!!!!! and I look like I've just been shocked.
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Welcome to Texas!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 1:36:18 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 2:45:50 PM EDT
[#17]
Only one way to go....
Go for the full buzz cut...
Be the MAN
Sell your goods Bud, Screw the Looks
Good Luck!!!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 2:47:14 PM EDT
[#18]
LT, at least you have hair. My friends have to wear sunglasses when I am around........
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 3:02:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 12:00:59 AM EDT
[#20]
So are you gonna post a pic of your new hair do while sitting next to your LEGP rifle while eating from a TV tray???????
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 12:07:58 AM EDT
[#21]
AR_Rifle:

"He! He! He! No problemo LT!... Just tell them that you are one of those [b]Asian[/b] "Skin Head" and that you hate everyone "except" good looking blondes... "

You mean Aryan??


Link Posted: 7/17/2001 9:47:07 AM EDT
[#22]
Trader's new dew.
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/NYshooter/trader.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 9:54:28 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Keep the Spock pointy burns and then talk with a robot voice.

Those Texans will think you're one of those smart Asians.
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This is a first for me but, LMAO!!
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 10:00:25 AM EDT
[#24]
fear the mullet!
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 10:03:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Son of a *&^* @$%#^ Mo^%$^%#r

Went to go get a haircut and this m*@%$@$*$r butchered me. Cut it too damn short so my head looks like a porcupine. Every piece of hair sticking out. Did my side burns like Spock on Star Trek(I can at least fix that). To top it off I have a job interview on Weds!!!!! and I look like I've just been shocked.
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Welcome to Texas!
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Tears, I am telling you tears!  I mean it is not funny for picking on the...... well - Hey it will grow back.
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 10:16:21 AM EDT
[#26]
Whatever you do, don't shave off your Eyebrows![img]http://a1964.g.akamai.net/7/1964/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fa/images.ucomics.com/comics/mb/2001/mb010328.gif[/img]

Link Posted: 7/17/2001 11:50:04 AM EDT
[#27]
[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/afro.gif[/img] <-------------------Lordtrader     [:D]
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