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Posted: 7/28/2005 1:45:36 PM EDT




REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT
Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."



Sorry guys.. Added picture..
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:46:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:48:33 PM EDT
[#2]
That would be funny but Chenney cant be vice president
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:50:15 PM EDT
[#3]
He should announce and run only long enough to be sure that she is dead, and then back out.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:50:44 PM EDT
[#4]
oh man.  i don't want Chenney  to run in 08.  

Gore or Chenney?  i got to choose?
billery or Chenney?  

Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:51:12 PM EDT
[#5]
See, there is no liberal bias in the media.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:51:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Can we get this in writing?
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:51:45 PM EDT
[#7]

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.


He should "announce" his candidacy early - that way he can retire without campaigning after she kills herself, or at worst he'll expose her for being a liar herself.  That old hag is only a step or two away from being worm food anyway.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:52:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:52:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Incidentally, what press/wire service does this cow work for? I'd like to know.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:53:21 PM EDT
[#10]
She looks like she's already got a foot in the grave. I could give a rats ass about some liberal reporter anyway, just stop writing one sided news.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:56:32 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
He should announce and run only long enough to be sure that she is dead, and then back out.



+100



HH
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:56:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Cheney's better than W.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 1:59:08 PM EDT
[#13]
She must hate the back row.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:00:01 PM EDT
[#14]
How about Cheny/Bush '08
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:01:35 PM EDT
[#15]
Hell, if she tries to walk across the room she is liable to kill herself.  I can't believe this
old bitch is still kicking.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:01:37 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
She must hate the back row.



Looking like she does, I'd make her sit in the back, too.

HH
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:02:29 PM EDT
[#17]
How bout Cheney/ Laura Bush?
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:03:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Helen is pretty much a near dead as it is now, I'm thinking nature will be knocking on her door in the next three years anyways.  Good ridance.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:03:48 PM EDT
[#19]
How about Condi/Laura?

HH
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:04:38 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Hell, if she tries to walk across the room she is liable to kill herself.  I can't believe this
old bitch is still kicking.



Helen Thomas is (barely) living proof that only the good die young.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:05:57 PM EDT
[#21]
One more reason why I don't give a damn what the press thinks.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:07:23 PM EDT
[#22]
Guys, just wait for the fawning praise, interviews and glowing obituaries we will have to choke down once she really does buy the farm...

I would rather she stay alive for the rest of time, regressing into a putrid weeping sore for the rest of history...  Wait, she is already that!

It tears me up, it really does.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:12:06 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:14:41 PM EDT
[#24]
Why did I put that picture in the post??

I'm getting ill...


Oh great.. Just remembered what her voice sounds like..


Must forget voice...

Must forget..



Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:14:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Clearly suicidal and should be locked up for her own safety.......  Anyone care to call 911 ?


Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:17:24 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
See, there is no liberal bias in the media.


Yeah, too bad they can't all be Jeff Gannons—on the payroll, tossing softball questions, and willing to bend over and take one for the team...

All hail Fox News...

—Dan
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:18:45 PM EDT
[#27]
Too bad it will never happen.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:19:35 PM EDT
[#28]
That's enough to possibly get him to run.

I say that if she botches the suicide attempt someone pillow snuffs her fat, ugly ass.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:21:32 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
See, there is no liberal bias in the media.


Yeah, too bad they can't all be Jeff Gannons—on the payroll, tossing softball questions, and willing to bend over and take one for the team...

All hail Fox News...

—Dan

Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:24:44 PM EDT
[#30]
What's the fuss...?  I think she looks good . Hell, that blue shirt and yellow necktie match well.

myitinaw
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:28:12 PM EDT
[#31]
Run Dick, Run!!!
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:30:26 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:



So, anyone who disagrees with you is a troll? Typical...
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:32:06 PM EDT
[#33]
Cheney would be a GREAT potusa.

Unfortunately, he has already gone on record as saying that he will not seek the office and that he plans to retire after his current VP term.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:32:46 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:



So, anyone who disagrees with you is a troll? Typical...



No, you are the
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:33:24 PM EDT
[#35]
I hid it.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:35:33 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
How bout Cheney/ Laura Bush?



Just a minute while I blow my brains out right now.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:37:00 PM EDT
[#37]
Draft Cheney
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:41:48 PM EDT
[#38]



Found this one..

Enjoy..

Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:45:49 PM EDT
[#39]
"if Bush wins I'm leaving the country."

Many talked, none walked. If Cheney runs, she will have some twisted Clintonianism. Don't get your hopes up.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 2:54:11 PM EDT
[#40]
wow, what an ugly woman.

wasn't she in a fable about three goats trying to cross a bridge? you know, hiding underneath it.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:17:15 PM EDT
[#41]
+1





Quoted:
He should announce and run only long enough to be sure that she is dead, and then back out.

Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:19:10 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:19:38 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
oh man.  i don't want Chenney  to run in 08.  

Gore or Chenney?  i got to choose?
billery or Chenney?  




Idiotic sentiment.  Cheney is very conservative.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:20:19 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
See, there is no liberal bias in the media.


Yeah, too bad they can't all be Jeff Gannons—on the payroll, tossing softball questions, and willing to bend over and take one for the team...

All hail Fox News...

—Dan



Why don't you do the gene pool a favor and step out of it?
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:20:49 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:



So, anyone who disagrees with you is a troll? Typical...



Not anyone...just the liberal trolls.  Like you.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:47:41 PM EDT
[#46]
Wow!!!

You start a topic about libs and the detector go off.

I love a good hunt..

Let me get the troll hounds...




I found a Troll Gunner.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 3:57:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Cheney should run just to see if she darwinizes herself.  Then he can drop out because he wouldn't win anyway.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 4:03:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Dear Helen:




If it doesn't fit, don't worry; it'll adjust to fit even for a mouth as big as yours.


Link Posted: 7/28/2005 4:07:04 PM EDT
[#49]
I think she's kinda hot, myself.  
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 4:09:36 PM EDT
[#50]
She's kinda like a cross between Droopy Dog and a female Snuffalupagus..........and ugly as hell to boot
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