Damn..  And you guys are worried about your guns?????    


[url]www.theage.com.au/news/world/2001/07/06/FFX6HAXEROC.html[/url]


[b]Two die in fish dismemberment[/b]

PORT MORESBY
Friday 6 July 2001

Two Papua New Guinea fishermen have bled to death after having their penises bitten off by pirahna-like river fish.

The fish, which zero in on urine streams in the water, have struck terror among villagers along the Sepik River, in north-western PNG.

Authorities believe the killer fish is an introduced member of the South American pacu family and a relative of the piranha.

In both of last month's fatalities, the fish demonstrated a trait of the piranha by following a trail of urine in the water, swimming to its source and then biting it off with razor-sharp teeth.

[red][b]Some believe the killer may be a food-source fish introduced from Brazil in 1994 by the United Nations[/b][/red] Food and Agricultural Organisation and the PNG National Fisheries Authority.

However, marine biologist and aquaculturist Ian Middleton said he believed they were a different species, introduced from across the PNG-Indonesia border.

He believed the fish had started biting humans because of a lack of naturally occurring food. "The reason for biting people on their genitals is a result of the fish detecting a chemical change in the water, swimming up the urine trail and biting the genitals."

This behavior was well documented in the Amazon, he said.

The director of the PNG Office of Environment and Conservation, Dr Wari Iamo, yesterday expressed "grave concern and dissatisfaction" at the way some government agencies and donor organisations had gone about importing exotic plant and animal species.

I hate it when my penis gets bitten off.

It's hard to believe they don't know what fish did it.  If some damned animal came up and bit me there, I'd have a death grip on it until it let go or I died from loss of blood.  Either way, there would be a DNA sample under my fingernails.  

i woulndt be having my dick out in river with pirahna like fish hell i wouldnt even be in the water!

Just think of the possibilities !!!!

We can sell these fish to local municipal pool operators.  Seems like a much more effective option than the dye that changes color upon contact with urine.

Betcha we'd clean up $$$$  !

Or -->  They can be sold to African nations to be placed in their water supplies.  It'd force the natives to stop pissing in their drinking water....

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As quoted by Oswald on The Drew Carey Show...

"The penis mightier than the sword."

Ted...

Another vacation garden spot off the list...

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All I can say is those fishes better be damn hungry and bringing friends if they plan on chowing down on mine.

Even though I'd like to take credit for it, I can't...    It arrived in my mailbox in my morning "InfoBeat News Compilation".

Of course I now have to tempt fate and go swimming there myself !

Sure - what have you got to lose?

hmm maybe we can use those fish instead of chemical castartion on rapists?