My father and I get telemarketer phone calls all the time from a local newspaper.  This paper always takes the side of the gun grabbers.  So they will call to offer us a GREAT deal on their paper.  Of course we decline and say "Because you are too anti-gun."  Anyways,  one time my dad said that and the lady on the phone screamed and said "What, you got a gun!?!? What are you going to do with it!"  

My dad and I still get a good laugh when we talk about it. :)

Semper Fi

Smalls

There are liberals at the GR Press?  I'm shocked.  Absolutely shocked.

I needed the daily newspaper to pick up my dog's shit.

HeHeHe! Awhile back I get a phone call from someone trying to sell me an alarm system. I tell her I have a good alarm system and I'm not interested. May I ask what system do you have now she says. Six Rottweilers and a large amount of semi-automatic firearms says I. Silence, then "OH" then click. Some people have no sense of humor...

I used to get quite a few of those annoying calls. I picked up a neat little gadjet one day at Spencer Gifts, it's called "The Final Word."
It's a little plastic box, approx. 1" x 2", battery operated, with a choice of 4 different sayings.
It says, in a rather loud, high pitched computer voice:

F*** you!!
Ya F***ing jerk!!
Your an a$$hole!!
Eat $hit!!

Needless to say the amount of calls has tapered off quite a bit. Though I do kinda miss using it so much. [}:D][}:D][}:D]

ColtShorty

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged,  I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."

Next time they call, offer them a GREAT deal on spending the day with you at the local shooting range!!![:D]