Looks like the Chinese missed one, not sure how the recording was leaked out to the press?

MSG:  "TOP DRAWER SAFETY (CHICKENLICKIN)" 04041605Z2001/SSI-OP

Memo: Big Trouble
To: George W. Bush   (U.S.A. CDR Chief)
From: National Security Advisor Congoleezza Rice

Sir: Team of five experts from "Lockheed Martin" (i.e., three Lockheed
Martin, two CIA- as "Shaggy" would say- "it waddn't me"), arrived
Hainan
Island to inspect EP-3E surveillance plane.  Team managed to recover
cockpit
voice recorder (CVR) intact. Miracle Chinese did not find as CVR in
clear
sight on pilot's seat. Team played CVR. Authentic? Crew voices sound
odd;
possible stress related. Also mention of Chicago Yankees. Conclusion:
authentic. Transcript follows. Safe to say we now have big problem.

Transcript of Cockpit Voice Recorder aboard EP-3E surveillance plane
follows: Voices of pilot, Lt. Shane Osborn; co-pilot, Lt. Patrick
Honeck;
co- pilot, Lt. Jeffery Vignery:

>OSBORN: Co-pilot Honeck, please to state where are we.
>HONECK: Sir, we are fly over South China Sea.
>OSBORN: Ah! So we are in violation clearly of sovereign Chinese
airspace!
>Good for our hegemonist purposes!
>VIGNERY: Go New York Yankees!
>OSBORN: I will bring our illegal flight closer even much to the
righteous
>land of People's Republic! Look you all now. I think I can see the
humble
>domicile residence of the honorable servant of the people Jiang Zemin!
We
>despise him for his goodness!
>HONECK: Tell us, my American captain of U.S. EP-3E spy plane
travelling in
>purposeful illegality, is it still of our secret plans to kill the
noble
>protector of China Jiang Zemin and to show disrespect also to all
righteous
>veterans of the People's Glorious Revolution?
>OSBORN: Yes of course! We are committed to be dastardly always!
>VIGNERY: Go Michael Jordan of Chicago Lakers basketball team!
>HONECK: But Wang Zhi Zhi of Dallas team is much superior we concede!
>VIGNERY: Yes he will break in all ways all records held by inferior
American
>players of his sport who have not to cringe in terror ever before
superior
>Chinese competitor of great stature Wang Zhi Zhi!
>OSBORN: Holding down that chatter you members of sinister crew! See
how we
>are foiled in our evil purposes! It arrives the magnificent and
courageous
>Air Force of the People's Republic of China come to rain on our vile
>parading!
>HONECK: Damn their meddling valiant ways!
>VIGNERY: Now are we foiled in our plot to set up offensive-minded
missile
>defense shield for our masters in Taiwan, which is in truth part of
China
as
>we know!

cont.

>HONECK: Go military-industrial complex!
>OSBORN: My news is the worse for us yet, crew of foul evildoers. This
pilot
>of this plane pursues us with such skill and vigorousness of purpose
and
has
>no intention of performing in a hot-dogging or dangerous manner and so
could
>not possibly make error of which we will wrongly accuse him.
>VIGNERY: What shall we do?
>OSBORN: I am committed to fly in calculated reckless way into his
path!
>HONECK: Yes! We must showing reckless disregard for all in our quest
take
>over world domination!
>VIGNERY: Go Corporation of Microsoft!
>OSBORN: It is done! I have destroyed the faultless aircraft of
People's
>Republic of China and am a hegemonist hero!
>HONECK: But damn the torpedoes! See how our cowardly deed has undone
us! In
>our behaving recklessness our plane in clear violation of sovereign
Chinese
>territory is damaged and falling from sky!
>VIGNERY: If only our low of quality aircraft were strong and true as
those
>made by the tireless workers of People's Republic of China!
>OSBORN: Stop your chatterings! Now move in quick way! Destroy all
records
of
>our crimes against citizens of Chinese nation and marvelous leader
Jiang
>Zemin!
>HONECK: Also we must have plan for lying to humane and caring
interrogators
>of extraordinary Chinese Army whom all nations should be in fear.
>CREW: Yes, we must lie like Imperialist capitalist dogs! It is our
nature!
>OSBORN: I concur. But let us too hide the voice recorder of the
cockpit so
>none will ever know of our criminal actions taken by us the real crew
of
the
>American illegal spying plane of which we are truly the real crew.
>HONECK: Yes, this voice recorder of the cockpit is very honest and not
a
>forgery. I the real co-pilot who is Honeck lieutenant will do this
hiding
>now! May the world never know who is in clearly at fault guilty United
>States!

THat is funny!!!!!

All your McChinese are belong to us!

thats fried rice, you plick!

good one

HUH!! All your voice recorder belong to us!!!

Sorry, but I just found this... had to post it

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