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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:34:52 PM EDT
[#1]
i tell her " you remind me of a crescent wrench. everytime i see you my nuts tighten up"
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:34:54 PM EDT
[#2]
KY
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:35:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Pay for dinner. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:35:19 PM EDT
[#4]
flowers is good, spa treatments better, jewelry is good too
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:39:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Here in Tejas, we sweet talk 'em with a little fore play....."Git in the truck bitch"
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:43:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Debbie Does Dallas.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:44:02 PM EDT
[#7]
fistful of hundred dollar bills.
guaranteed to get you many dates. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:44:58 PM EDT
[#8]
i usually pull up to them in my brougham caddie and yell "Yo B*tch you betta have ma money"
works every time 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:45:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Set the bar low, you can thank me later.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:46:23 PM EDT
[#10]
I bend them over, stuff them in the pooper and post the pics. They can't wait for the next date. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:48:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Trust me, I am all over that one. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:49:15 PM EDT
[#12]
True Romance. Oh, favorite romantic MOVE.
Uhhhhh, I dont know. Give her a pack of condoms? |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:55:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Throw a towel on the couch and invite her in........
[think I read that here] |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 1:58:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Unhooking her bra through her top.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:00:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Dance.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:00:47 PM EDT
[#16]
Tell her in the most commanding voice you can muster... "bitch, I wanna see that face down in the pillow and that ass up in the air."
Remember, timing and presentation are everything. Enjoy |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:00:50 PM EDT
[#17]
Ether.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:01:11 PM EDT
[#18]
In my truly single days (I live with the GF now) my best romantic move was dinner cooked by me, good bottle of wine, soothing music in the background.
Cook something simple but good-doesn't need to be 5,6 or 7 courses. Confine it to 3 items on the plate. Rap, heavy metal, etc. IS NOT the background music you're looking for, even if that IS the kind of music they prefer. Try modern jazz or classical. Remember: you're trying to show a side of yourself that they didn't think existed, and that's a turn-on for them. Besides, if you own guns it shows that you can be a quiet, calm and sophisticated individual with distinguished tastes. NOT Billy-Bob the recently displaced redneck. And although there MIGHT be $5 bottles of wine that are good, look to spend at least $12-$15 for a decent bottle. Go to an upper crust store and talk to the sommelier. (that's the person who is supposed to be the resident wine expert) Tell them what you're serving and ask for their reccommendation. If you've taken her out to dinner, do dessert at your place or at a romantic spot. Best bet: quality cheesecake, muscat blanc wine, good music. Muscat blanc (a white) wine is offered by several bottlers (Inglenook comes to mind, theirs is pretty good) and it's vinted specifically to be a dessert wine. It's pretty sweet tasting, so don't fuck up and serve it with the fish or steak. Oh-and BTW, if you're gonna have them over to your place, CLEAN THE FUCKING BATHROOM. Clean bathrooms impress them also. Honestly. I've talked to chicks about these things. ETA: Go to a bookstore and find: "The Book of Massage". It has conventional western, shiatsu and reflexology techniques in it. VERY useful if you reach the "touchy-feely" stage. You'll learn to give a kick-ass foot massage, among other things. [Jules voice=ON]Be the Foot Massaging Motherfucker. Have your technique down and everything.[Jules voice=OFF] Good luck. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:02:37 PM EDT
[#19]
It's the little things that add up to make a great romance. The note taped to the dresser that says, "Right now, I'm thinking of you". The phone call out of the blue to tell her she is the only one for me. The simple pat on the behind when she walks by and the loving smile that goes with it. The times that she catches me looking at her when she is busy doing something. The thank you for having us some perfect babies that I give her once in awhile. The silly secret code that we share when we are in public. Three squeezes while holding hands that translate into I-Love-You. My index finger and thumb held to make the shape of half of a heart touched to her other half of a heart.
These and many other things that have made a 26+ year marriage as wonderful and fresh as new. Yeah, it's corny and silly to some but it's what makes our hearts go pity pat when we look at each other. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:11:46 PM EDT
[#20]
(seriously, a BIG +1 on the massage... just don't let it get out of hand... pretty soon you'll **JUST** be doing massages without all the great benefits of an oiled up woman...
...of course this applies to my married life only and hopefully will to yours as well  )
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:15:41 PM EDT
[#21]
tell her to play carpenter with ya,
first we get hammered , then i'll nail ya. or how bout the ol' reliable wanna fu*k? a true romantic i am. meat 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:17:25 PM EDT
[#22]
That reminds me, I need a new shovel!! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:31:56 PM EDT
[#23]
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?  Nothing... I already told her twice ! 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:40:37 PM EDT
[#24]
i'd be careful trying that with the ladies here. Most of them would gut you and put your testicles on their keychain.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:44:23 PM EDT
[#25]
I took this girl out and she insisted we eat at Mc D's
 . So we go there and all she gets is ice cream , but later on in conversation I find out she honestly hates restuarants and prefers fast food. Her favorite being Wendy's chicken sandwhiches.So the next day since she barely ate anything on the date I stopped by her work at lunch time and dropped her off a Chicken sandwhich meal from Wendy's. Not a very big deal but my friends thought it was pretty smooth. 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:46:38 PM EDT
[#26]
hahahaha I haven't heard that in a while. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:46:47 PM EDT
[#27]
I took this girl out and she insisted we eat at Mc D's. So we go there and all she gets is ice cream, but later on in conversation I find out she honestly hates restuarants and prefers fast food. Her favorite being Wendy's chicken sandwhiches.
So the next day since she barely ate anything on the date I stopped by her work at lunch time and dropped her off a Chicken sandwhich meal from Wendy's. Not a very big deal but my friends thought it was pretty smooth. did she have sex with you for that? eta: its true. its the subtle things that work the best |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:47:23 PM EDT
[#28]
I gotta go with "stuff her in the pooper and post pics" they really dig it, plus it lets them know where you stand right from the start. It also helps to call them on the phone before the date, and tell them they better dress nice "cause I aint go be pimpin no sloppy bitches"
If those techniques don't seem to be working, you should smack her cross eyed and shout "I'm Rick James Biaaaatch". That will get em in the mood right quick like. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:51:43 PM EDT
[#29]
Bottle of wine and keep filling her glass everytime she ges about half way done with it
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:27:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate, AKA --- G, Jib, Scoop, Liquid E, Liquid X, Woman’s Viagra, Grievous Bodily Harm, Easy Lay, Gamma 10, Salty Water, GH Buddy, Aminos, Blue Nitro, Blue Thunder, Thunder Nectar, Renewtrient, Revivarant, Remforce, Firewater, Invigorate, Xyrem, Sodium Oxybate, Fantasy & One4B (NZ), Gina,Swirl, Tranquili G, Midnight Blue, Verve, Rejoov, Somax, SomatoPro, Flower Power, Puritech, Alcover, G-riffick, Eclipse, GHGold, Soap, Vita G, Dormir, Enliven, FX, Serenity, Inner G, Zen, White Magic Cleaner, Weight Belt Cleaner, Ink Jet Cartridge Cleaner, Plant Food, Fingernail Polish Remover, Paint Stripper.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:42:04 PM EDT
[#32]
VODKA!
(kidding) |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:48:02 PM EDT
[#33]
Have to agree with the < jules_mode> foot massaging muthafucka< /jules_mode> comment. I've had 'em melt over a good massage.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:53:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Make that another +1 for massaging. Not even very hard (about the first thing I learned, too). |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:00:02 PM EDT
[#35]
ANYTHING that shows you listened to her, respected her opinions, thought about her, or went out of your way to do something for her. Ideally, it should be something that occurs to her slowly, after the fact. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:39:45 PM EDT
[#36]
no... Damn it! 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:41:10 PM EDT
[#37]
We have a winna! Exactly right! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:46:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Turn in your MAN card nancyboy
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:46:56 PM EDT
[#39]
romantic? who gives a shit about the romans.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:53:07 PM EDT
[#40]
Yeah they started being all nice to thier womenz and ended up getting thier ass kicked by some serious pimps. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:16:55 PM EDT
[#41]
you forgot the smiley GHB |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:35:17 PM EDT
[#42]
See I prefer cheesy pick up lines such as...
"Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?" "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten-I-See" "I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" "You must be exausted, because you've been running through my mind all day." "Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams." "They say milk does a body good...so how much have you been drinking?" "Baby, if you were writing on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call 'Fine Print.'" My stratagy is...say them and joke with them when they start to laugh...
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:38:49 PM EDT
[#43]
Keep stuffing dollar bills in her G-string.....
I gave up on romance years ago...It used to turn my ex on and then she would go pump her boyfriend..  |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:39:03 PM EDT
[#44]
Club and drag back to cave.
Ahhhhhh for the good old days....... j/k ladies please don't hurt me
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:39:19 PM EDT
[#45]
She's behind him now and he's going to nail her tonight. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:39:45 PM EDT
[#46]
the dirty sanchez
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:39:51 PM EDT
[#47]
Thanks  j/k
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:48:18 PM EDT
[#48]
Tango pre mixed screwdrivers.
That stuff'll sneak up on ya!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:51:08 PM EDT
[#49]
No, she's an hour away and not gonna get 'nailed' any time soon. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 5:55:03 PM EDT
[#50]
I literally just asked my Wife what she thought was a "Romantic advance" on my part and she replied: "Honey you were/are a great cook and you had a breadmachine. I'd never met a man that could cook AND had a breadmachine." It was nice because it was something we did together, even if she watched me cook and just looked BEAUTIFUL..... IMHO...... It's a nice place to start........ In the kitchen. Then the floor...... Then the stairs..... then the bedroom..... move to the shower for a lil' clean-up..... then maybe a nice romp on the........ You get the pic............ BTW: Always.... I mean ALWAYS...... a little [Jazz/Big Band]Chick[/Jazz/Big Band] music in the background...... Venture out........ |
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