An introspective into the mind of a Super Patriot, Part 2; I peed on Spider-Man.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - An introspective into the mind of a Super Patriot, Part 2; I peed on Spider-Man.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:42:18 AM EDT

As a young lad my mom had trouble potty training me. She noted my love of Spider-Man, a love that continues to this very day, and promised that I shall become the owner of a pair of Spider-Man underoos if I would use the potty. Needless to say this was just the incentive that a boy such as myself needed.

I quickly worked on potty training day and night. The stress of the training was intense. I remember several times when the urge came and I would take off towards the bathroom in such a rush that could only be described as half pee pee dance half mad run. My eyes on the prize the entire time.

Then the day came when I had finally achieved my goal. I was potty trained, and I proudly paraded around the house in my Spider-Man underoos.

Then the unthinkable happened. There I was wearing nothing but my Spider-Man underoos, and the urge hit me from out of nowhere. I remember it happened so fast that I lost my footing and fell on the floor. By the time I had come to my senses, it was to late. I pee peed on Spider-Man.

I ran to my Dad, and with the shock of what had happed still fresh in my mind, I screamed out “I pee peed on Spider-Man! I pee peed on Spider-Man!” Tears ran down my small face like rain, and the guilt of what I had done to my hero was unbearable.

It has haunted me to this very day. I pee peed on Spider-Man. I pee peed on Spider-Man.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:43:17 AM EDT

[#1]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:43:58 AM EDT

[#2]

WTF?

Hilarious but seriusly, WTF?

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:44:31 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Cocaine's a helluva drug.

LOL

Oddly, I was thinking of the same episode

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:44:34 AM EDT

[#4]

You share entirely too much

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:45:20 AM EDT

[#5]

I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:46:27 AM EDT

[#6]

Thanks for sharing?

Spider man meets Robin:

"Holy Golden Shower Spider Man!"

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:47:49 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?

Not me.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:50:08 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?

Not me.

Yeah, I wouldn't admit to that either.
But then again, I wouldn't admit to peeing on spiderman, either.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:50:28 AM EDT

[#9]

The above story while true, has been embellished for the sake of humor, and to emphasize my sorrow for peeing on Spider-Man.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:53:02 AM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:55:10 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
199.165.217.2/ack1.jpg

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:56:28 AM EDT

[#12]

Scat pic removed - TBK1

It's a crap.

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:58:32 AM EDT

[#13]

There ain't no stallin' When nature's callin'. Do you wear "Depends" now?

Posted: 9/14/2004 6:59:58 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Thanks for sharing?

Spider man meets Robin:

"Holy Golden Shower Spider Man!"

Posted: 9/14/2004 7:00:58 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
There ain't no stallin' When nature's callin'. Do you wear "Depends" now?

Everything is fine now. This is just the story of the sorrow of a young boy named wedge.

Posted: 9/14/2004 7:02:27 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Everything is fine now. This is just the story of the sorrow of a young boy named wedge.

Like I said... It's a crap.

Posted: 9/14/2004 7:10:02 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
199.165.217.2/ack1.jpg

home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/trap.JPG

Posted: 9/14/2004 7:52:37 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
You share entirely too much

I'm going to agree here.

Posted: 9/14/2004 7:57:44 AM EDT

[#19]

Please don't go any further, like when you discovered that funny feeling when you shake your weiner or how your sister dressed you up or anything

Posted: 9/14/2004 7:58:19 AM EDT

[#20]

Let it go brother...Spidey can take a little golden shower...it's nothing for him. A few high speed swings from one building to another and he dries off.

Don't sweat it!

Posted: 9/14/2004 8:28:48 AM EDT

[#21]

Right up there with the flaming backpack.

Posted: 9/14/2004 9:03:24 AM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 9/14/2004 10:01:10 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
www.wamail.net/~jcarr/killkid.jpg

Well, if that is the case that child shall die sometime in the near future.

Posted: 9/14/2004 10:03:58 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?

No, that'd be me.

Posted: 9/14/2004 10:06:08 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I ran to my Dad, and with the shock of what had happed still fresh in my mind, I screamed out “I pee peed on Spider-Man! I pee peed on Spider-Man!” Tears ran down my small face like rain, and the guilt of what I had done to my hero was unbearable.

It has haunted me to this very day. I pee peed on Spider-Man. I pee peed on Spider-Man.

My co-workers are staring at me because I just fell out laughing at this stuff.

Wedge, you rule.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...

Posted: 9/14/2004 10:24:11 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I ran to my Dad, and with the shock of what had happed still fresh in my mind, I screamed out “I pee peed on Spider-Man! I pee peed on Spider-Man!” Tears ran down my small face like rain, and the guilt of what I had done to my hero was unbearable.

It has haunted me to this very day. I pee peed on Spider-Man. I pee peed on Spider-Man.

My co-workers are staring at me because I just fell out laughing at this stuff.

Wedge, you rule.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...

Thank you. I am trying to decide where to go for part 3. Right now I am leaning towards "My shoes were hostages."

Posted: 9/14/2004 10:38:36 AM EDT

[#27]

Did "Spidies" webs come out all mushed together and not all that effective after that?

GM

Posted: 9/14/2004 10:51:22 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?

No, that'd be me.

See I told the truth.

Posted: 9/14/2004 11:33:29 AM EDT

[#29]

Poll added for next introspective.

Posted: 9/14/2004 11:44:06 AM EDT

[#30]

Bump for more votes.

Posted: 9/14/2004 11:50:39 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?

Seconding the NOT Wedge...it was one of our other loonies...but I can't remember which one.

Posted: 9/14/2004 12:27:29 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Did "Spidies" webs come out all mushed together and not all that effective after that?

GM

No, but he never did smell the same after that.

Posted: 9/14/2004 12:44:17 PM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 9/14/2004 1:11:20 PM EDT

[#34]

Looks like third base will win. I shall go to prepare.

Posted: 9/14/2004 2:30:27 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Looks like third base will win. I shall go to prepare.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:56:27 AM EDT

[#36]

Wedge, you're a damn funny guy. Keep 'em coming.

Posted: 9/15/2004 11:11:36 PM EDT

[#37]

Well since we are on the subject ....

I had a bad sleep walking problem when I was about 8 or so . My mom had a little get together one night with her and some friends and in the middle of the party I sleep walked out into the kitchen and pissed in the trash can with about 8 people stifleing laughter so they wouldn't wake me . I than stumbled back into my room and laid back down .

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