Just got this from a buddy here at work...funny $hit!

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I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time
best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US
Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. "

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?"    
The radio went silent and the interview ended.

I second that. Urban legend all the way.

radioman

Man am I getting gullable in my old age!

Oh well, I thought it was funny as hell...

No, no, not again!  Does make a good story, though.

You guys are all wet. The lady wasn't from NPR,
and she is no lady, it was Sen. Finestien, they were on the tarmac at Andrews A.F.B. and the
exchange was overheard by an Airman who called
and told his Dad, who called Bubba the Love
Sponge, a AM Shock Jock in Tampa, who was just
suspended from the radio station for castrating
a wild boar then cutting its throat on the
grounds of the radio station while broadcasting
the squeals of the pig overlaid by a slice by slice narration of "what happens on farms across
America everyday". The local PITA built a bonfire under the States Attorney and Bubba has
been charged with Felony Animal Cruelty. The boar was captured and transported to the radio station by a licensed trapper and was slaughtered and eaten.

oh really?  then I guess you guys wouldn't be interested in the link to the Drudge Report that broke that story originally after securing a copy of the tape from the General's Staffer?

POST IT if YOUGOTIT![smoke]

yeah right!  I thought since you guys were being funny, I'd join in... [:P]

[xx(]serious! He cut that boars nuts off
and slit its throat just like we do in the field.

Hangfire,

Anyone who thinks Feinstein is equipped to be a prostitute needs his eyes (and his head)examined.

You are the[+]:D]

It's physically impossible for the swine to get laid!  It couldn’t happen!

don't pigs have corkscrew d*cks?  I'd like to see one get the better of Fineswine.