Adam Baldwin (Animal Mother) is, I think, half-brother to the two untalented liberal dorks seen everywhere else. I don't think I've seen him in anything else, and I'm kinda curious what his politics are.
"Tough Break for Hand Job"
"What do you mean"
"He was all set to go out on a medical."
"What was wrong with him?"
"Crazy f***er was jacking off ten times a day."
"No shit, at least ten times a day."
"Sent him down to see the Navy headshrinker in Da Nang, crazy basard starts jerking off right there in the waiting room. Instant Section 8. He was just waiting for his paperwork to clear Division."
OR
"Start the carmers, this is "Vietnem, the Movie!"
"Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne and I'll be a HORSE!"
"Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!"
"Who's gonna play the Indians?"
"We'll let the GOOKS be the Indians!"
FFZ