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Posted: 3/24/2014 12:12:22 PM EDT
Announced Monday, Warnog is the product of a partnership between CBS Consumer Products and the Federation of Beer, brewed by Tin Man Brewing Company of Evansville, Indiana. The beer's flavor draws from blending rye malt with a traditional clove character, creating what CBS calls "a bold beer suited for the harsh Klingon lifestyle."







 
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:13:07 PM EDT
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If it doesn't have blood in it, it ain't proper War Nog.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:14:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:15:52 PM EDT
[#3]
My hometown....  
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:17:32 PM EDT
[#4]
OP? When they had that trek thing in Vegas, they had a blue beer called Romulan Ale.

Everyone agreed that it was the most vile thing they'd ever tasted. A weak lager with a dye aftertaste. Don't get your hopes up.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:28:01 PM EDT
[#5]
bIjatlh 'ej Huch!
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:32:01 PM EDT
[#6]
Nog is a young Ferengi boy, this makes no sense at all!
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:35:33 PM EDT
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That explains why Jake wanted to be friends with him at least....  tapping the old warnog keg eh?
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:36:17 PM EDT
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Star Wars > Star Trek
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:40:42 PM EDT
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True.  Star Was has men.  Star Trek (excluding TOS) has libtards.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:42:17 PM EDT
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I will stick with my Blood Wine thanks
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:50:09 PM EDT
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Raktajino in the morning, blood wine at night!
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:51:39 PM EDT
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weird
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:53:03 PM EDT
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I called it earlier on the brewing forum: Worf's Warrior Prune Porter.....
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 12:55:01 PM EDT
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Ahh, fermented blood is the only way to make a true Klingon Warnog.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:03:26 PM EDT
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True.  Star Was has men.  Star Trek (excluding TOS DS9) has libtards.
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FIFY
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:06:47 PM EDT
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I want them to partner with Starbucks and start selling Rakht-agino.   Cardassian Kanaar, not so much.  That looked nasty.

Romulan Ale on the other hand..........
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:08:39 PM EDT
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FIFY



What are they gonna make Ketrusel White out of?  We've already got Old Dominion Ale.  Who knew the shape shifters infiltrated Virginia???
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:09:38 PM EDT
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BSG > both
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:12:40 PM EDT
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FIFY


Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possibly one of the best characters of all time.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:14:18 PM EDT
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Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possible one of the best characters of all time.
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Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possible one of the best characters of all time.


The king of moral ambiguity.  Well done development between him and Odo.I see GD as a sort of mix of the two characters.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:16:16 PM EDT
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Didn't you have a thread on Ambien once?


Bigfeet
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:21:19 PM EDT
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Qa'Plagh!
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:24:49 PM EDT
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The king of moral ambiguity.  Well done development between him and Odo.I see GD as a sort of mix of the two characters.
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FIFY


Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possible one of the best characters of all time.


The king of moral ambiguity.  Well done development between him and Odo.I see GD as a sort of mix of the two characters.



Link Posted: 3/24/2014 1:26:44 PM EDT
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No bloodwine?
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 2:01:32 PM EDT
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True, I'll give DS9 a pass cos they actually had some personality in the characters.  But TOS still rules them all.  TNG however is libtardville.
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 2:03:08 PM EDT
[#27]
Prune Juice - a warrior's drink!
Link Posted: 3/24/2014 4:26:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2014 4:31:23 PM EDT
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so say we all.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:19:57 AM EDT
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so say we all.
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so say we all.

Frack that.  

This has all happened before whining......Come on.  The only decent character was the Starbuck chick (and maybe boomer cause she was so cute).  If ST had good looking women (and it mostly doesn't) it'd be no contest.    Just one enemy and it's.......Robots?
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:29:03 AM EDT
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So they put overpriced prune juice in a fancy can.





Edit: In the episode where Khaless returns, Worf serves Khaless prune juice but calls it War Nog.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:31:37 AM EDT
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So now we have Egg Nog and Klingon WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr Nog.
Ok then.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:32:25 AM EDT
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"It's been a hard day: the microwave broke and left your Hot Pockets half frozen, your mom still isn't done with your costume for LARPstock,
and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.
It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.
So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:38:56 AM EDT
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"It's been a hard day: the microwave broke and left your Hot Pockets half frozen, your mom still isn't done with your costume for LARPstock,

and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.

It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.

So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."
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Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:42:06 AM EDT
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Kapla!
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:46:08 AM EDT
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That is almost the most annoying and difficult to read color combo ever.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:47:51 AM EDT
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and you've just come to the crushing realization that you will never, ever, have sex that you don't pay for.
It's been the kind of day that leaves a man-child will a real thirst... a Klingon thirst.
So, grab yourself a bottle of Klingon Warnog, because... yeah... you've sunk that low."
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It was right then, that the curved tip of a Bat'leth seemed to sprout from runcible's adam's apple.  A single drop of bright red blood, dangled absurdly from the point, wiggling and glittering in the light as runcible's legs quivered, the nerve impulses reflecting back down his severed spinal cord holding him strangely up despite being dead.  A gurgling sound came from him as the muscles in his face relaxed its expression of surprise into slackness, and he collapsed.

You see Timmy the T'arg Fucker, as he was known in gaming circles, had heard his words of blasphemy, and there was only so much mocking a warrior such as he could take.  Pa'Tahk!, Timmy spat at his crumpled foe, and turned his morbidly obese bulk slowly back towards his custom steel mug of "blood wine" Hawaiian Punch.  The room fell silent, except for his heavy breathing, as he fumbled for his inhaler........
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:53:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2014 5:54:40 AM EDT
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Is this now a fan fiction thread?
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:02:46 AM EDT
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star trek is fucking retarded
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:03:40 AM EDT
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Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possibly one of the best characters of all time.
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Indeed.

DS9 really took the shine off the Federation.

The whole "Section 31" part of the story basically implied that the Federation was not a sustainable entity and that it would collapse without both 31 doing some pretty messed-up shit and without societies outside the Federation who didn't follow their ideals.

Also, Quark was possibly one of the best characters of all time.


TNG touched on the fact that only the core Federation worlds were perfect socialist utopias.  Some backwater colonies like Tasha Yar's planet were basically Somalia with lasers.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:06:31 AM EDT
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Edit: In the episode where Khaless returns, Worf serves Khaless prune juice but calls it War Nog.


He wouldn't have served him prune juice.  It was a drink that Kahless would have been familiar with on the Klingon homeworld over 1000 years ago.

Worf apologized for it not tasting right from a replicator, and then later mentioned Kahless not remembering how it was supposed to taste as being additional evidence that he wasn't the real Kahless.



 
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:21:40 AM EDT
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See what I did there?  I turned it AROUND on you.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:32:18 AM EDT
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Firefly > all 3
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:34:34 AM EDT
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Announced Monday, Warnog is the product of a partnership between CBS Consumer Products and the Federation of Beer, brewed by Tin Man Brewing Company of Evansville, Indiana. The beer's flavor draws from blending rye malt with a traditional clove character, creating what CBS calls "a bold beer suited for the harsh Klingon lifestyle."


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You know with a line like that is has to be rank.

 
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Firefly > all 3
Babylon 5 > all

 
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:45:48 AM EDT
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WTF?  I just had runcible get killed off by a fat asthmatic trekkie and nobody has a problem with that?  Some sense of esprit de corps we got here.  More like esprit de corpse.
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:46:45 AM EDT
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Let me grieve in my own way
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:48:00 AM EDT
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I was masturbating, is that not an appropriate response?
Link Posted: 3/28/2014 6:52:32 AM EDT
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  I was masturbating, is that not an appropriate response?
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  I was masturbating, is that not an appropriate response?

Oddly enough, I suppose it is.  This is fan fic we're talking about, although Eeewwwww.
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