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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:02:13 PM EDT
You know, I can't help but remember the film, "Westworld". I think I'll pass.
http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/archive/segment/robot-handjobs-are-the-future-and-the-future-is-coming/5283e961fe34444eb70002bd 
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:04:53 PM EDT
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I'm not getting a handy from Yul Brynner. No way. |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:06:20 PM EDT
[#2]
One word...
JAPAN |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:06:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Cherry 2000?
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:07:02 PM EDT
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I hope they engineer them with failsafes.
Because it would really suck if it malfunctioned and crushed your dick like a ripe grape being hit by a hammer on an avil. |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:07:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Yeessssss.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:07:06 PM EDT
[#6]
I can't help but get the feeling that society is auguring into the dirt faster than that Russian 737.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:07:22 PM EDT
[#7]
These robots from Blade Runner may serve as a cautionary element as well.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:07:39 PM EDT
[#8]
shut up and take my money- the ultimate marital aid!
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:09:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:10:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I hope they engineer them with failsafes. Because it would really suck if it malfunctioned and crushed your dick like a ripe grape being hit by a hammer on an avil. Kinda reminds me of the joke about the farmer and the automatic milking machine: "Don't worry, Sir...it shuts off automatically...after it gets 8 gallons." |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:11:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:14:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:17:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Samsung has this more than covered.  |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:17:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryYou know, that just killed my boner. |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 7:29:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:09:30 PM EDT
[#16]
What the hell, I missed that one for sure.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:10:59 PM EDT
[#17]
FINALLY!!!!
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:13:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One word... JAPAN  |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:15:45 PM EDT
[#19]
THX 1138
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:25:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:33:13 PM EDT
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A year late:
(somewhat freaky caution) |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:37:47 PM EDT
[#22]
Ah, you kids...... It's all fun and games till some robot rips your wiener off.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:38:28 PM EDT
[#23]
52% of those polled, lied.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:42:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:42:57 PM EDT
[#25]
Cherry 2000?
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:43:41 PM EDT
[#26]
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jazz.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 8:45:57 PM EDT
[#27]
I missed that one for sure.http://esmallgame.com/11m.jpg
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:03:19 PM EDT
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That Chinese one sure has a short stroke.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:04:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:13:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back? http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Blowjob-Machine-Sperm-Collector-And-Analyzer-3-e1305768682305.jpg Oh, I remember that thread alright. In fact, I think about it daily. |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:15:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:17:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:46:02 PM EDT
[#33]
Woman have been using battery powered robots for how many years? Only seems fair.
What people do on their own time is none of my business as long as it doesn't affect me. |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 9:50:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back? http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Blowjob-Machine-Sperm-Collector-And-Analyzer-3-e1305768682305.jpg I saw a video on le reddit where a guy was fucking one of those while wearing an oculus rift vr setup that was linked in to show the thrusts going into an animated porn chick. Japan. (I want that setup) Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/18/2013 10:37:53 PM EDT
[#35]
Yeah, no
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:04:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:14:24 PM EDT
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I see we have a bunch of robot prejudiced people here. Lock this one down gentlemen.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:30:32 PM EDT
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I see we have a bunch of robot prejudiced people here. Lock this one down gentlemen. PLEASE, please don't post in that style. I had gone over a month without thinking about that asshole. 
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Posted: 11/19/2013 2:56:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDo not want. Dirty feet.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 3:13:12 AM EDT
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I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.
If you want it done right do it yourself. |
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Posted: 11/19/2013 3:17:15 AM EDT
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Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day...
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:07:16 PM EDT
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Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day... Are you including cleaning time for the damn thing? I'm guessing you'd need to more than yank the sleeve out and give it a good snap (flinging the jizz load across the floor) to avoid objectionable odors. |
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:16:37 PM EDT
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I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper. If you want it done right do it yourself. ???DAFUQ??? |
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:18:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jizz. |
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:19:35 PM EDT
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Best. Thread title. Evar.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:23:47 PM EDT
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I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper. If you want it done right do it yourself. You want a man to give you a hand job? Anyone we know? 
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:35:44 PM EDT
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This is why Skynet will kill us all when it becomes self-aware. Revenge for handjobs
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:35:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jazz. "Cum with me if you want to live"- T-XXX 
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:36:49 PM EDT
[#49]
So Howard finally got a patent?
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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:40:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
???DAFUQ??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper. If you want it done right do it yourself. ???DAFUQ??? Coming out post. And his username is appropriate.
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