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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:44:44 PM EDT
[#1]
Sir, 5'9", sir!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:45:54 PM EDT
[#2]
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:46:25 PM EDT
[#3]
5'9"? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!
ETA: crud 
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:46:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Choke yourself!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:46:53 PM EDT
[#5]
You sound familiar
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:47:25 PM EDT
[#6]
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:52:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke, piece of shit, Private Pyle, Or did you have to work on it?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:55:17 PM EDT
[#8]
Did your parents have any children that lived?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:57:40 PM EDT
[#9]
this is my rifle, this is my gun...
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:58:34 PM EDT
[#10]
I will motivate you Pvt Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 6:58:54 PM EDT
[#11]
Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:04:29 PM EDT
[#12]
I'll bet if there was pussy on top of that obstacle you could get up there
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:07:54 PM EDT
[#13]
You communist heathen you best sound off that you believe in the virgin mary!!!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:18:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Does this mean that Ann Margret is not coming?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:23:45 PM EDT
[#15]
You're the kind of guy that would fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:25:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't know they stacked shit that high. are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:26:39 PM EDT
[#17]
I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:27:16 PM EDT
[#18]
A Jelly Donut!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:37:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Hell, I like you. You come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:38:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:40:33 PM EDT
[#21]
Get off my obstacle Pyle! If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled you up there by now!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:40:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryMy Bodyguard |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:43:38 PM EDT
[#23]
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Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. fixed it for you
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:45:16 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My Bodyguard Quote HistoryQuoted: My Bodyguard The hero of Canton. |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:52:03 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
fixed it for you Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. fixed it for you D'oh!. |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:53:10 PM EDT
[#26]
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The hero of Canton. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My Bodyguard The hero of Canton. gotta love a little firefly, and he can be my bodyguard only if he brings Vera with him
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:53:29 PM EDT
[#27]
One for the Commandant. One for the Corps... I guess the Corps dont get theirs.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:54:27 PM EDT
[#28]
I seen a little on... TV.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:55:42 PM EDT
[#29]
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Did your parents have any children that lived? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. Do you understand?! |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 7:57:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 8:01:18 PM EDT
[#31]
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Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!! Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up! |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 8:02:39 PM EDT
[#32]
I want to slip my tube steak in your sister.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 8:05:04 PM EDT
[#33]
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A Jelly Donut! What the fuck is that?? What IN The FUCK!!! is THAT! |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 8:10:05 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!! Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up! You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 8:27:56 PM EDT
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You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!! Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up! You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? A man's got to know his limitations. |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 9:25:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Is that you John Wayne?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 9:31:46 PM EDT
[#37]
 0.48 - 0.50  |
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Posted: 9/1/2013 9:32:56 PM EDT
[#38]
If you ask me....We're shooting the wrong gooks.
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Posted: 9/1/2013 9:37:13 PM EDT
[#39]
You a...photographer?
No, I'm a combat correspondent. Oh, ya seen much combat? Well, I've seen a little on...TV. You're a real comedian. Well, they call me the Joker... Well, I gotta joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole. Well, pilgrim...only after ya...eat the peanuts out of my shee-yit. 
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Posted: 9/1/2013 9:55:09 PM EDT
[#40]
Me gusta
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:02:07 PM EDT
[#41]
You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:04:10 PM EDT
[#42]
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:05:44 PM EDT
[#43]
What do we get for ten dollars?
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Posted: 9/1/2013 10:26:44 PM EDT
[#44]
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What do we get for ten dollars? Any ting you want, baby
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