yesterday I was shoveling my truck out, and in the glovebox, I found the temporary handicapped parking thingie the doc gave me when I busted my foot. That was a hands-down 'keeper', so I put it back in the glovebox.


Last night the wife really started in on me about something dopey. I beat a hasty retreat to the basement, in fact it was so bad that the CAT beat me through the door. We sat there in the easy chair and watched TV(both put there for that purpose) and grew bored.

I decided to sneak out to a movie, but it wasn't fair to the little guy leaving him there.
So I grabbed a 4' white 7/16 dowel and spray painted the end 10" or so red, grabbed my sunglasses, and put the cat in his harness and clipped on a leash. We sneaked out the back door and into the pickup.

We drove off and I decided that it would be cool to see a movie if we could pull it off.
So when we got near the theatre, I put on my shades, pulled the handicapped thingy out and hung it on my mirror. I parked in a handicapped spot, grabbed the lease and the cane and kitty and I started toward the theatre with kitty playing the role of 'seeing eye' cat.

Some guy and his sweetie were getting out of their car, and she'd seen me get out of mine. I asked him, a real duphis, to lead me to the door. He took my arm and led the way.

You should have seen her trying NOT to wet her pants. She was funny. She wasn't stupid.

I was poking things with my cane, got to the ticket counter and bought a ticket and stumbled around until an usher led me into the theatre and seated me. Kitty sat on my lap throughout the movie.(Ghost ship.Save your money.)

After the movie, the usher came running and helped kitty and I leave the theatre.

Kitty on the leash led me to the truck, and I got in and we drove off.

Kitty got an extra treat for his 'Academy Award' performance.

NOBODY---NOT ONE PERSON AT ALL---CHALLENGED ME IN ANY WAY!!!! The people around us are either stupid, lazy, or scared.

Oh shit, that's funny. I can't stop laughing.

[:D]

That's a good one. How in the hell did you keep your cat from tearing it's own head off to get off the leash?

Captain!....You have been out to sea too long. LOL![beer]

Bendover,

Simple.  When a cat finds the ONLY way they can get outside is on a leash, they accept the fact.

In fact, when I rattle the harness, kitty comes a running.

I don't let him out for reasons I won't get into here.

Ummmmm, Captain, what is your tankers tonnage again?? [:D]

Just got home, and it sounds like you're ready for yer next trip already!!

[%|] Every once in a while,,,, I read a good one here [BD]

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Piccolo!  OMG that was so damn funny.  I have 7 cats, and a few of them sound just like yours.  One really likes his leash, too.  Funny thing is he has crossed eyes, and I can just imagine doing this with him - LOL.

Good to see a fellow cat lover on the boards - too damn many cat-haters around here.  Someone's got to stand up for pussy!

TOO FUNNY.
Thanks
I needed a good laugh.
Lebrew

UN F^&KEN Real...If it was me that saw you get out of the truck and do that ...I would have beat you with the pole and shoved it up your A%%.    Just fooling that is funny except for taking the parking space.   LOL

that's got to be the funniest thing I have read all day

Dis

That is too funny Capt.

piccolo, that's some funny shit!

Hmmm...Apparently you didnt read about the plane crash in Minnesota?

thanks i needed that.

Outstanding!


"Uncle Jerry says Canadian Whiskey washes the dope out of my system"

[:D]

ROFL! [:D]

That is very funny!  I at least thought the movie place would have given you a discount for being "vision impaired."

medcop

High FIVE...............

[beer]

I had my boy "X" 120 lb rotty "guide" no cane, me into my favorite bar on happy Sunday for about 1 year before they told me I could not  bring him in anymore cause YOUR not BLIND.

lOVE THE CAT

That's funny on so many different levels!!!  Who the heck did the helpful folks outside think had DRIVEN the truck to the theater???  And just WHY would a blind person go to a movie anyway?  Not to mention the cat aspect.

Good to see Pa. still has some "normal" people around!!!

cool!

Priceless!!!  I wouldn't normaly condone the use of a handicap spot...but in this case it was well warranted.  That is just too cool.

That is funny and sad at the same time.

my cats are leash trained also.

osprey21, is that a bengal? I gots me one of them also.

Two tickets please.[:D]

GADDAMMIT!  You're gonna get me fired!  I can't stop laughing![beer]

btt so the evening shift can enjoy this

Did the cat help you drive? Its good to read something funny instead of all this disinformation crap from our informed media.

Too damn funny! I should be appalled, but I can only applaud.

LMAO. The world could use a few more people like you.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

piccolo,

I'm at work, and when things are slow, I'll surf ar15.com.  Just read your post to some of my co-workers, we all laughed so hard, the manager had to come over and tell us to keep it down!!

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

I AM SO OFFENDED, DISGUSTED. I'M A BLIND PERSON THAT DOESN'T APPRECIATE BEING MOCKED, it is a struggle every day for me, riding my bike to the factory is hard but typing this is a real B*tch....and god, the plungers...the plungers...