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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:42:46 PM EDT
My cat sits near the door to my room every night and just stares at me...
Edit: Mandatory review. Voice scrambled for OPSEC. 
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:45:16 PM EDT
[#1]
That's why I have a dog. They have some goddamn common decency.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:45:50 PM EDT
[#2]
only when I masturbate
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:47:22 PM EDT
[#3]
I do not live in a barn.
People live in my house. Animals live outside. |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:48:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: I do not live in a barn. People live in my house. Animals live outside. Where do you keep the bucket you poop in, inside with the people, or outside with the animals, Mr. Alaska?  |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:49:39 PM EDT
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I do not live in a barn. People live in my house. Animals live outside. Where do you keep the bucket you poop in, inside with the people, or outside with the animals, Mr. Alaska?
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:50:23 PM EDT
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SOON
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:54:50 PM EDT
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My cat sits near the door to my room every night and just stares at me... http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l457/jono_usmc/8c5407dbcced862f3c5263eb977e7928_zpsdc8afdf0.jpg Not staring...... .....Waiting... |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:55:32 PM EDT
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My beloved Buffy, black lab mix, until she was about 18 months old would wake me up at 8:30 am sharp, every morning. By raring up on her hind legs and fucking punching me in the stomach with her front feet. Sometimes my nuts. Until I opened my eyes, then she'd fucking smile at me... Hey, let's go pop!
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:56:52 PM EDT
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Yup,waits 5-10 minutes to make sure im going to sleep before going to sleep herself.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 9:59:05 PM EDT
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20 seconds after your last breath, that ungratefull feline will be serving up your liver with Fava beans and a nice chianti.
Get a Dog. They know what to do with homicidal maniac wannabe felines. |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:01:23 PM EDT
[#11]
Yes. My OEB will stare at me very loudly to wake me up.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:01:42 PM EDT
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Occasionally I'll wake up with my Jack Russel staring me in the eyes with his head on the pillow and body under the covers just like I'm laying...
He's a weird ass dog |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:02:12 PM EDT
[#13]
Play with it.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:11:16 PM EDT
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My Cane Corso used to lay her jug head on the edge of the bed until I would roll over facing away from her. I guess she thought I was asleep when I rolled over and then would go lay down on her blanket. She did it her whole life.
She'd wake me up by flopping her head on the bed, breathing on me, staring at me and twitching her eyebrows up and down like some dogs on TV. |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:20:43 PM EDT
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My sisters dog, when I dogsit him.
Some mornings when I first started dogsitting him... I'd wake up to him on my chest, staring intently at me Something like this: 
Fuckin creeper 
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:24:17 PM EDT
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My sisters dog, when I dogsit him. Some mornings when I first started dogsitting him... I'd wake up to him on my chest, staring intently at me Something like this: http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae202/slowkota1/417548_847296001712_160408194_n_zps75200aca.jpg Fuckin creeper My dog does that. Now he adds a little groaning too. |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:28:38 PM EDT
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My sisters dog, when I dogsit him. Some mornings when I first started dogsitting him... I'd wake up to him on my chest, staring intently at me Something like this: http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae202/slowkota1/417548_847296001712_160408194_n_zps75200aca.jpg Fuckin creeper Is it his way of saying feed me dickhead? My roommate's cat used to wake me up at the crack of 8 am when my roommate was not home. His way of saying feed me. Fucking pawing me in the face and meowing. |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:40:52 PM EDT
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only when I masturbate |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:41:19 PM EDT
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Play with it. I'm overtired... Can't sleep. He finally moved to his pillow so I did a review of him. Scrambled my voice for OPSEC
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Posted: 4/9/2013 11:02:30 PM EDT
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only when I masturbate 
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Posted: 4/9/2013 11:03:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
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My sisters dog, when I dogsit him. Some mornings when I first started dogsitting him... I'd wake up to him on my chest, staring intently at me Something like this: http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae202/slowkota1/417548_847296001712_160408194_n_zps75200aca.jpg Fuckin creeper Is it his way of saying feed me dickhead? My roommate's cat used to wake me up at the crack of 8 am when my roommate was not home. His way of saying feed me. Fucking pawing me in the face and meowing. Nah, he just always wants to play or go run around outside. He'd do a lil huffin and puffin too if I opened my eyes then shut them again... Funny dag! |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 11:09:06 PM EDT
[#22]
The cat lays on my pillow 2 inches from my face and stares at me for hours.
Sometimes I wake up and he is still right where he was when I went to bed. Kinda creepy. |
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Posted: 4/9/2013 11:19:23 PM EDT
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The cat lays on my pillow 2 inches from my face and stares at me for hours. Sometimes I wake up and he is still right where he was when I went to bed. Kinda creepy. Mine does the same or it just decides to lay right on my head. |
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Posted: 4/10/2013 12:14:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/10/2013 12:27:11 AM EDT
[#25]
My cat just flops over against my side snug and falls asleep with me.
Lucy. 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 12:35:14 AM EDT
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My cat used to lick my head while I slept. In case you don't know, cats have raspy, sandpaper-like tongues. It wakes you up.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 12:40:10 AM EDT
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We've got one dog that sleeps in the bedroom. I don't know if he's watching us or not. He comes in and goes directly under the covers.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 12:40:15 AM EDT
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Norwegian Elkhound sits beside the bed and stares. I suspect she hears when my breathing changes and knows it means I'm awake, because it doesn't matter what time it is, when I wake up she's right there.... Or maybe she just stares all night
As a puppy she'd get on the bed and I woke up to this 
Now she gives me a little more space so I get something like this 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 1:41:11 AM EDT
[#29]
Dogs are guarding you. Cats are just waiting to steal your breath...
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Posted: 4/10/2013 1:43:35 AM EDT
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That's why I have a dog. They have some goddamn common decency. No they don't. They stare during sex and then jump on the damn bed right in the middle. |
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Posted: 4/10/2013 1:56:20 AM EDT
[#31]
We-ll...................
three pets, a dog and two cats. The dog nestles with me, under the blanket, next to my thigh. Probably something kinky and perverted about that. The girl cat stays in her throne room. I wish she would join the rest of us.......but the feud between her and brother is extreme. Brother will come up on the blanket, stare down at me; he's there to get me to pet him. Finally, I am pretty convinced that anytime I have a dream about the Alien.....it's him running a clawed paw over my face to see if I am awake. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ("There's nothing wrong with a little perversion provided you don't hurt yourself."--Charles Henry Moffet, (w,stte), "Airwolf pilot movie") |
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Posted: 4/10/2013 2:01:58 AM EDT
[#32]
Yeah, the Australian Shepherd will get up and come look at me anytime I move while I'm asleep. Constantly having to tell him to relax and go back to sleep.
He gets plenty of exercise and attention, 3 times a day we go walking or play frisbee or let him run in my pasture. He doesn't have any other OCD traits or bad habits that stem from under stimulated working breeds. He's just a damn creeper. Have to put him in the crate if I bring a woman over or he'll go ape shit being locked out of a room.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 2:15:43 AM EDT
[#33]
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SOON 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 2:19:45 AM EDT
[#34]
The cats checking to see if you've stopped breathing so they can start to eat you
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Posted: 4/10/2013 2:40:04 AM EDT
[#35]
Our dogs are crated at night, I can't tell if they are staring as the lights are out.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 3:18:35 AM EDT
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My cat. Sleeps all damn day. Chases, runs, plays, and bangs random shit around all night.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 3:35:10 AM EDT
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SOON http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aZXd_tNfHP4/URPvXBOLx6I/AAAAAAAACfU/o_2ta-Ipctk/s1600/Is-Your-Cat-Plotting-to-Kill-You.jpg This, your cat will kill you soon, just you wait..... My cat does this and see is EVIL 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 7:53:18 AM EDT
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Play with it. I'm overtired... Can't sleep. He finally moved to his pillow so I did a review of him. Scrambled my voice for OPSEC
 http://youtu.be/xUzcd927xgsHow did you change your voice? |
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Posted: 4/10/2013 7:59:04 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Yeah, the Australian Shepherd will get up and come look at me anytime I move while I'm asleep. Constantly having to tell him to relax and go back to sleep. He gets plenty of exercise and attention, 3 times a day we go walking or play frisbee or let him run in my pasture. He doesn't have any other OCD traits or bad habits that stem from under stimulated working breeds. He's just a damn creeper. Have to put him in the crate if I bring a woman over or he'll go ape shit being locked out of a room. My aussie sits by the door and cries when I lock her out of the bedroom so we can have sex I've woken up to her staring at me a few times...she'll rest her head on the edge of the mattress and just look at my face from 1 inch away   Speed |
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Posted: 4/10/2013 8:07:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/10/2013 8:18:52 AM EDT
[#41]
It's waiting, and plotting.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 8:45:09 AM EDT
[#42]
Not staring no.
We just got a 5 month old Sun Conure and that lil bugger wants nothing more than to sleep under my chin / in my armpit under the covers lol Woe betide if anyone but me attempts to remove him from there lol. Only let him do it once overnight against my better judgement. Amusingly he didn't crap on me at all...on his own he walked off my chest and onto a towel we had left in between us to take care of that 
Gets grumpy when its bed time and I walk to his cage instead of letting him hang out. Grunts / snorts and puts his head down on my shoulder lol. If I ask nicely "Please get in the cage I need to sleep" He will grudgingly climb in lol |
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Posted: 4/10/2013 9:04:32 AM EDT
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Cat-ception:
A cat staring at me while I read an ARFCom thread about cats staring at ARFCommers. 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 9:25:05 AM EDT
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Play with it. I'm overtired... Can't sleep. He finally moved to his pillow so I did a review of him. Scrambled my voice for OPSEC
http://youtu.be/xUzcd927xgsHow did you change your voice? Carefully.
Nah, it's just something I've been able to do. I guess I'm kind of like a parrot. 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 9:27:56 AM EDT
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creepy stare contest you say?
took several pictures to document it after 3 hours I ran her off our goats are so weird they stand in the garage doorway and stare at you for hours 
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Posted: 4/10/2013 9:30:27 AM EDT
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creepy stare contest you say? took several pictures to document it after 3 hours I ran her off our goats are so weird they stand in the garage doorway and stare at you for hours http://i49.tinypic.com/2zobupf.jpg Winner. At first I didn't notice the other goat's head sticking out to the side. 
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Posted: 4/13/2013 4:13:23 AM EDT
[#47]
Yes.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 4:16:20 AM EDT
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I do not live in a barn. People live in my house. Animals live outside. Thank you for your insightful input. |
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Posted: 4/13/2013 4:33:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: creepy stare contest you say? took several pictures to document it after 3 hours I ran her off our goats are so weird they stand in the garage doorway and stare at you for hours http://i49.tinypic.com/2zobupf.jpg |
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Posted: 4/13/2013 6:00:49 AM EDT
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Not while sleeping, but when I walk my Bull Mastiff, he always stares at me while he poops.
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