Screw that. Everybody is going into space now days and the novelty is kind of wearing off. We need to do something special for our esteemed goat. Something that nobody else has done.
I say we send him on a trip to inner space! The depths of the ocean are less explored than the surface of the moon. Instead of Goatboy just being another space tourist, he could be the first person to ever explore the sea floor without the aid of a suit or artificial respiration. He would then be an American hero!
Another big advantage is cost! With a lower cost it would make the who trip more feasible. With my approach all that we need is a boat, a rope and a bunch of bricks! I've got the bricks, so if we can find a couple of other members with the rest of the items we can get this endeavor underway ASAP!