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Posted: 1/11/2013 10:32:13 AM EDT

Me, this: FBALL

ETA: Link fixed

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:32:48 AM EDT

[#1]

Dead link...

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:33:23 AM EDT

[#2]

Link = Derp

That's the most useless link, I'll give you that.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:33:29 AM EDT

[#3]

Well. The chainsaw grip for a pump shotgun?

Not quite so useless as your link though.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:34:17 AM EDT

[#4]

http://policehq.com/Products/GTG-FBALL

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:34:35 AM EDT

[#5]

Probably one of those pistol-mounted bayonets

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:34:36 AM EDT

[#6]

Grip-pod.

WTF

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:34:40 AM EDT

[#7]

Wilson Combat's tactical extractor for the 1911 series of pistol gets my vote.

I wonder how many idiots bought one ...

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:35:09 AM EDT

[#8]

http://policehq.com/Products/GTG-FBALL

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:35:44 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Grip-pod.

WTF

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:35:59 AM EDT

[#10]

Our overseas troops will fill it with their happy socks.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:36:09 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Grip-pod.

WTF

Not sure whats wrong with the grip-pod

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:36:21 AM EDT

[#12]

The first person who says Tactical bacon should be banned.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:39:17 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:39:53 AM EDT

[#14]

Ballistic underwear

at $72.72 a pair, no less

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:40:24 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:40:41 AM EDT

[#16]

NEW! CQB certified belts! yes belts. get your today.

belts?

like a belt for your pants?

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:40:42 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Grip-pod.

WTF

YMMV, and while they look retarded, they don't slide loose in FA fire, you carry a bipod everywhere you go, and you can beat the unholy shit out of them without breaking.

My contribution will be when someone has multiple odd sized "dump pouches". How much crap can you dump and not get to it?! Do you really root through all that shit everytime you need something?

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:40:46 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Grip-pod.

WTF

YMMV, and while they look retarded, they don't slide loose in FA fire, you carry a bipod everywhere you go, and you can beat the unholy shit out of them without breaking.

My contribution will be when someone has multiple odd sized "dump pouches". How much crap can you dump and not get to it?! Do you really root through all that shit everytime you need something?

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:40:52 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

http://www.americanrifleman.org/Webcontent/gallery/203/2026MossbergTacticalLever_web.jpg

http://thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/muzzle-brake-Mossberg.jpg

My breakfast just came back up.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:41:56 AM EDT

[#20]

I own one of these (for the irony!!

):

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:42:45 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Grip-pod.

WTF

The most tactically sound method for leaving your rifle on the floor of the DFAC.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:44:27 AM EDT

[#22]

http://policehq.com/Products/GTG-HACK

beat it

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:46:28 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Grip-pod.

WTF

The most tactically sound method for leaving your rifle on the floor of the DFAC.

Pretty much covers it.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:47:08 AM EDT

[#24]

The tactical condom. The wife woke up and knew immediately where I had stuck it.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:48:36 AM EDT

[#25]

I kidd, I kidd!

The Dillo is the essential tactical tool!

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:48:47 AM EDT

[#26]

I'll vote for full length quad rails or the rubber color-matched covers for them.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:49:34 AM EDT

[#27]

<------- ME

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:49:50 AM EDT

[#28]

Ambi safety on a 1911 or AR

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:50:16 AM EDT

[#29]

I second the pistol bayonet.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:51:32 AM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:51:46 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
The first person who says Tactical bacon should be banned.

Tactical bacon

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:52:26 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Grip-pod.

WTF

Works Extremely well.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:53:16 AM EDT

[#33]

IMHO:

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:54:58 AM EDT

[#34]

I don't know about most useless, but this one really cracks me up. Came free with my silencer.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:55:52 AM EDT

[#35]

My tactical pen has 0 kills.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:56:51 AM EDT

[#36]

Technically, the football is made by a tactical gear company but isn't advertised as "tactical" itself. Actully not a bad idea if your are hiking or otherwise strapped for room in your luggage and feel the need for a game.

Mossberg puts some goofy crap on their 500s, adds a fancy name and tacks another 50 bucks on the tag. They have my vote.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:57:50 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I don't know about most useless, but this one really cracks me up. Came free with my silencer.

That's not half bad. I keep a pair of Mechanix Level 1 fire-retardant gloves in my range box so I can remove cans while they're still hot.

Posted: 1/11/2013 10:58:13 AM EDT

[#38]

Came to post the pistol bayonets.

Mall ninja factor 10.

Also those Mossberg shotgun "chainsaw" handles.

Posted: 1/11/2013 11:00:00 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't know about most useless, but this one really cracks me up. Came free with my silencer.

That's not half bad. I keep a pair of Mechanix Level 1 fire-retardant gloves in my range box so I can remove cans while they're still hot.

I wouldn't find it as funny if they hadn't named it "Tactical Suppressor Removal Tool"

Posted: 1/11/2013 11:00:07 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I'll vote for full length quad rails or the rubber color-matched covers for them.

There are reasons for full length quad rails. Not so much practicality for people who have no accessories, however, for .mil users who have a IR Laser, Light, Buis, NV/Thermal, Optic, Foregrip, Bipod, or whatever the hell else, it makes sense. It allows for alot more user adjustability as to the placing of these items.