Me, Myself, and Irene: "...come my little pussy fart..."
The Way Of The Gun: "Someone shut that cunt up before I fuck start her head!!"
FMJ: "Women and children!?!? How can you shoot women and children!?!?" "Easy, you just lead them a bit less!!"
Mall Rats: "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story, he bought the cat at the local mall so the whole fiasco was on the news. He had to go to the emergency room to get it removed. Then, the next week, I see him buying another cat, so I say to him, 'Jesus Walter!! you know you're gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, so why don't you knock it off!?!?"
Mall Rats: "One time, my cousin Walter was on this plane. All of a sudden, the hydraulics failed. He figures this is it and pulls it out and starts beating like mad. Everyone else sees him and they all start beating off. All of a sudden, the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. Everyone puts away their pieces and gets off the plane, and no one ever mentions the phenomina again....true story."
Fifth Element: "What's the red button do?"
That's it for now