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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:01:48 PM EDT
I freaking love this movie!!!!  Lost track of how many times I have seen it!

It is on netflix now!!


Be Well!
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:05:32 PM EDT
[#1]
Enhance your calm.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:11:00 PM EDT
[#2]
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:13:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.


Like!!  Her running around in the tight pants the whole movie.. yes please!
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:14:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Prophetic vision of the future.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:15:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:16:29 PM EDT
[#6]


They should make a tile with three raised seashells.

When I redo my bathroom I want to have a single one put in next to my TP holder!

Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:18:17 PM EDT
[#7]
I always wondered, did the whole country drink the ultra libtard cool aid or just the San Diego-LA area?
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:32:46 PM EDT
[#8]

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.
Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:33:03 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:


They should make a tile with three raised seashells.

When I redo my bathroom I want to have a single one put in next to my TP holder!



If I ever tile my bathroom I am putting a soap holder next to the throne and putting 3 seashells in it. See how many of my guests get it.

Link Posted: 4/15/2012 9:38:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.



Haha.  Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass.  Too much of that in GD already.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:38:05 AM EDT
[#11]
I still don't know what the three shells are for...


Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:47:20 AM EDT
[#12]
"He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass."
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:48:29 AM EDT
[#13]
I want one of those Nambu double barrel flare guns.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 1:52:56 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I want to have visually simulated sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.


I want to have real sex with Sandra Bullock from that movie.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 2:58:50 AM EDT
[#15]
It's a fun, stupid movie.

I hate to say it, but I even thought Judge Dredd was good in the same way.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:16:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Resonate some understanding

My go to movie when I'm bored.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:19:40 AM EDT
[#17]
we had a $1.5 theater when that movie was out. we saw it at least 12 times there my freinds and I.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:22:22 AM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:


Enhance your calm.


What's your boggle?

 
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:23:29 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
It's a fun, stupid movie.

I hate to say it, but I even thought Judge Dredd was good in the same way.


I agree.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 3:25:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Have a happy happy joy joy day everyone, I'm out.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 7:38:13 AM EDT
[#21]
I guess you weren't part of the Cocteau Plan.


You're going to regret this the rest of your life - both seconds of it.
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:07:59 AM EDT
[#22]
A favorite of mine as well. Really enjoyed Wesley Snipes's  character, had a malevolence and pychopathic wit to him.
Made for a good bad guy
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:13:14 AM EDT
[#23]
rat burger
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:13:48 AM EDT
[#24]
Let's go blow this guy!



Away... Blow this guy... away!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:15:37 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm gonna put you in a hurt locker!  Love that movie also. Watched it too many times to count.


How much do you weigh ?


G11 is now charged....Bang!  I love the future!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 8:28:06 AM EDT
[#26]
Vagina tape storage FTMFW!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 9:07:04 AM EDT
[#27]
Once again, a movie the FilmSack podcast covered.  This one was a special "Bonus Sack".

"The idea is simple: We create a real-time commentary track that you can play on your headphones while you watch the movie in question. Think director or actor commentary tracks on DVD’s, only less official, and more Film Sacky."


http://filmsack.com/2011/05/bonus-sack-commentary-track-for-demolition-man/

Right click, save as (MP3)

Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:05:31 AM EDT
[#28]
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell. They won the burger wars.

The damned car turned into a canoli...

Sandra in tight pants...
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:08:26 AM EDT
[#29]
SANDRA!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:13:39 AM EDT
[#30]
We're police officers, we're not trained for this kind of violence!
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:19:29 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.



Haha.  Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass.  Too much of that in GD already.


no no they are "buttons"  that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:26:19 AM EDT
[#32]
Jessie Ventura was great in that movie.
 
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:40:18 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


Enhance your calm.


I love saying that to my wife.

 
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 11:50:07 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

After a quick google search, the mystery has already been solved.

Basically you pinch the turd out of your ass with two shells and scrape the remains with the third.

There's a hilarious diagram, but I can't post links from my phone.



Haha.  Yeah, that came up too when I ran the image search, but I figured it would violate CoC for the man-ass.  Too much of that in GD already.


no no they are "buttons"  that operate some sort of ass cleaning machine

From Ain't It Cool News interview with Stallone:
9. For the love of all that is good and Holy.

How do you use the 3 seashells?!

Louis Saucedo
Dallas, Texas


OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.

Link to "How to Use the 3 Seashells" diagram (NSFW)
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 12:20:01 PM EDT
[#35]
my theory keeps your fingers cleaner
Link Posted: 4/16/2012 12:23:32 PM EDT
[#36]
Be well.
Be fucked....

Do you have anything else smart to say? I thought not.
Yeah I do.....Deadie man!

That's who you remind me of! A evil Mr Rodgers.
Would someone please kill him he's pissing me off.

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Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:52:38 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell Pizza Hut.


FIFY

They re-dubbed it and CGI'd the restaurant sign for some non-US releases.  Sounds weird, but it's all PepsiCo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpRzusd9Yi8
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:58:48 AM EDT
[#38]
I miss my 1970 olds 4-4-2.
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:59:20 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Every restaurant's now Taco Bell. They won the burger wars.

The damned car turned into a canoli...

Sandra in tight pants...


Franchise wars, not burger wars.
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 9:59:54 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Be well.
Be fucked....

Do you have anything else smart to say? I thought not.
Yeah I do.....Deadie man!

That's who you remind me of! A evil Mr Rodgers.
Would someone please kill him he's pissing me off.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Teddy bear, not deadie man.
Link Posted: 4/27/2012 10:02:47 AM EDT
[#41]
My favorite movie of all time.

"Excuse me, Sir.  What seems to be your boggle?"
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