I OBJECT!
This thread has offended my sensibilities, and detroyed my sense of self worth. It has diminished my self esteem, and denigrated my very oneness of self. I demand that this thread be locked, so as to restore my honesty of soul, and revive my honest self of being true to my own oneness. I demand nurturing, and spirit health revitalization, before I can again be honest about the state of my true soulbeing and restore my fractured wholeness of mind. This thread has ripped my very identity loose from the primal force of the universe, and restructuralization of my wholesomeness of lifebeing, and oneness with my world shall be necessary to sooth the burning anguish my spirit feels.
I also need a welfare check, to restore my wallet to it's unoffended condition.