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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:33:55 AM EDT
Another one from You CAN'T make this stuff up file.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum 
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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:39:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:40:37 AM EDT
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A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."
Typical excuse. Good thing for him there wasn't a turkey thawing on the table. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:50:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:51:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2012 10:15:53 AM EDT
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Chopsticks? Nice! I once treated patient who had attempted to pull a toothbrush out of his butt with needle-nose pliers. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 10:22:33 AM EDT
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His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy
 I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window  Speed |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 10:40:28 AM EDT
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My god this happened 1-2 years ago!
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Posted: 3/29/2012 10:54:41 AM EDT
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There once was a fryer from Sheffield, with a potato in his bum,
the doc he tried to remove it, but found it only half done. So to save his backside knowing much was at stake, He told a tall tale that to many, would seem only half baked. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 11:06:36 AM EDT
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Quoted:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61onwemvK1qbyeqno1_500.png http://i.ytimg.com/vi/THs4Yy3clpU/0.jpg "One in a million shot, Doc..." |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 12:41:19 PM EDT
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"Harder! Harder!"
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Posted: 3/29/2012 12:44:28 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61onwemvK1qbyeqno1_500.png http://i.ytimg.com/vi/THs4Yy3clpU/0.jpg "One in a million shot, Doc..." Beat me to it! |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:11:16 PM EDT
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His bullshit story of "hanging curtains in the nude" is equally as creepy
I mean seriously, if there is one activity that you SHOULDN'T be doing in your house naked, it's standing on the sofa full monty, in front of the picture window
Speed Yeah, that's a pretty shitty excuse. Still feel bad for him. I bet the whole rectal surgery experience really took the starch out of the old guy. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:21:51 PM EDT
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Rectum?
NO, NEARLY KILLED EM'! |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 1:35:02 PM EDT
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shoulda sent a gerbil up to gnaw it out.
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