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Posted: 3/22/2011 11:00:16 PM EDT

Link'

I just found it on the internet. Don't hate me if it's wrong.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:01:09 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm not clicking that.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:04:16 PM EDT

[#2]

You just found it on the internet...while searching for what, exactly?

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:05:17 PM EDT

[#3]

Is that flaccid or erect

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:05:39 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
You just found it on the internet...while searching for what, exactly?

Looking for the best city to post the craigslist ad in?

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:06:25 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You just found it on the internet...while searching for what, exactly?

Looking for the best city to post the craigslist ad in?

Actually, I found it over on militarypictures.net of all places.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:12:09 PM EDT

[#6]

I was just messin with ya dude...

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:15:15 PM EDT

[#7]

@China

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:16:44 PM EDT

[#8]

WTF is going on with the Hungarians?

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:21:01 PM EDT

[#9]

Which of you arfcommers are bringing the damn average down?

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:21:34 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
WTF is going on with the Hungarians?

I will never interpret the word HUNGarian the same way again.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:25:58 PM EDT

[#11]

ho ho inside light GREEN zone !

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:31:42 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I'm not clicking that.

ha ha, I'm with you guy.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:34:37 PM EDT

[#13]

What is this penis you speak of ?

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:35:44 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

WTF is going on with the Hungarians?

Must be why a lot of porn stars are from Hungary or Eastern Europe. American male performers are no problem for them.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:35:48 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
WTF is going on with the Hungarians?

Translation error. They thought they were getting asked 'who get's fucked the most in world wars?'

And that was the revised questionaire. They fired the first translator because everything kept coming up, 'my hovercraft is full of eels.'

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:37:18 PM EDT

[#16]

At first I thought I was just a little above average, but then I noticed the chart is in centimeters and not inches.......

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:41:13 PM EDT

[#17]

South Korea are little fellows!

Bless their hearts.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:41:19 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
WTF is going on with the Hungarians?

I will never interpret the word HUNGarian the same way again.

Adam,

Sometimes you're worth your weight in gold.

Posted: 3/22/2011 11:47:50 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Which of you arfcommers are bringing the damn average down?

Not me.

ETA: Did you guys see Korea 3.8 inches, no wonder Kim Jong Il always looks so pissed?

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:10:06 AM EDT

[#20]

Whats with these monster dicks in the thirld world countries? only the strong survive

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:15:22 AM EDT

[#21]

I used to think I had a small penis.

But according to a ton of shit I've seen over the past few weeks, I've got larger assets than the vast majority of the people in the U.S. Fucking. Awesome.

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:16:44 AM EDT

[#22]

haha born in a green country looks like I'm bringing the US average up

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:35:21 AM EDT

[#23]

I the man

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:44:54 AM EDT

[#24]

I calll BS.

American centimeters are bigger than everyone elses'.

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:45:02 AM EDT

[#25]

To quote comedian Martin Lawrence, those poor South Korean guys are "hanging out with Webster like a motherfucker"!

Seeing those numbers for Asian men makes me feel like Peter North or Ron Jeremy in comparison. Hell, even the American 'average' is nothing to write home about. I would have thought that would be closer to 6, not 5.1. Either those numbers are wildly inaccurate or I'm a much more well endowed bastard than I previously thought.

Posted: 3/23/2011 12:45:22 AM EDT

[#26]

Crap.......I'm asian.

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:09:32 AM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:17:05 AM EDT

[#28]

Congo wins

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:20:58 AM EDT

[#29]

WINNING!

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:20:59 AM EDT

[#30]

hey it may not be very big around but it sure is short

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:41:14 AM EDT

[#31]

Meh. Let's see a map showing the percentage of earbreathers by country.

Jane

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:42:24 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
hey it may not be very big around but it sure is short

Mine's only as big around as a beer can, but it's pretty fucking long.

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:43:44 AM EDT

[#33]

We don't need no stinkin maps.

Just watch a Peter North video, and compare it to any Japanese video... Pretty much solves that question

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:49:44 AM EDT

[#34]

The grey countries.........

dickless?

ETA: I've now posted more posts in the penis thread than I had previously posted in any GD thread to date.

great.

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:49:46 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Meh. Let's see a map showing the percentage of earbreathers by country.

Jane

You like yodeling in the canyon?

Posted: 3/23/2011 1:55:19 AM EDT

[#36]

There is a breast cup size map there too.

Posted: 3/23/2011 2:00:30 AM EDT

[#37]

Seems like BS. I've spent around 10 months in Colombia, and I've never met anyone taller than me - and I'm only 6'3". I would guess the height of the average male there is 5'6"-5'8". I find it hard to believe that those dinky bastards are running around with an almost 7" average crank. On the other hand though, I've never been told by any of the women down there that I'm especially large. Dammit.

Posted: 3/23/2011 2:24:10 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Which of you arfcommers are bringing the damn average down?

sorry

Posted: 3/23/2011 2:25:51 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Crap.......I'm asian.

Fluctuations......

Posted: 3/23/2011 2:28:01 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
On the other hand though, I've never been told by any of the women down there that I'm especially large. Dammit.

What have the men told you

Posted: 3/23/2011 2:47:19 AM EDT

[#41]

It may be small........

But it sure is cute!!

Posted: 3/23/2011 2:48:28 AM EDT

[#42]

Hrmph. The data for this map must have been collected before I was born.

Posted: 3/23/2011 3:37:00 AM EDT

[#43]

I'm calling BS on this one.

There's no way Mexicans have bigger dicks than us. No way!

Posted: 3/23/2011 3:42:53 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Meh. Let's see a map showing the percentage of earbreathers by country.

Jane

Yo.

Posted: 3/23/2011 3:49:05 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Crap.......I'm asian.

Fluctuations......

Yeah Fluck you!

Posted: 3/23/2011 3:55:13 AM EDT

[#46]

I was checking out the Asian countries and noted that Indonesia (4.6") is somewhat higher than most of the other countries, which seem to average around 4.3". Maybe my theory about Indonesian breast size applies to Penises as well. Indonesia was colonized by the Dutch for several centuries and while they seem to have their fair share of typically small breasted women, they also have a significant percentage of women who are quite well endowed (my wife is one of them). It may be genetics or it may be dietary as they have a lot of dishes that are clearly European inspired. Or maybe I'm full of shit.

Posted: 3/23/2011 3:56:01 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Is that flaccid or erect

Obviously, it's after a cold swim since I'm at the top of the scale.........Are you fuckers all midgets or what? No wonder all the pussy I've ever had is so tight.....
you guys aren't even breaking them in......chidbirth seems to help