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Posted: 2/8/2011 4:51:48 AM EDT
Keith Olbermann will announce what the next chapter of his career will be in a conference call at 11 AM on Tuesday.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/07/keith-olbermann-new-venture_n_819810.html?ref=fb&src=sp


 
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 4:54:44 AM EDT
[#1]
What a douche.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 4:54:51 AM EDT
[#2]
Yawn.


Link Posted: 2/8/2011 4:56:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Got to be a spot with some left wing group, maybe even the White House for his years of faithful propaganda.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 4:57:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Who cares, no one will watch that one either
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:00:11 AM EDT
[#5]
and 57 people rejoiced.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:00:30 AM EDT
[#6]
He would be the ideal host for The Suicide Channel.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:02:01 AM EDT
[#7]
Maybe he'll pull a Bud Dwyer.









Nah.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:08:07 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Maybe he'll pull a Bud Dwyer.



Nah.


why would you want that?

is this the DU website?  

besides, he's a perfect spokesman for the liberals, painfully dull and self-important, his arguments are mostly screechy hyperbole.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:20:02 AM EDT
[#9]


He's announcing his new Glory Hole line









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Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:23:07 AM EDT
[#10]
He will become the Czar of some silly leftist concept with the Obama Administration.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:23:19 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Keith Olbermann will announce what the next chapter of his career will be in a conference call at 11 AM on Tuesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/07/keith-olbermann-new-venture_n_819810.html?ref=fb&src=sp
 


...and the Huffington post was just bought by AOL.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:24:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Bob and Tom just said he was going to be on some Algore owned cable station.  A highly unsuccessful cable channel.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:26:00 AM EDT
[#13]
He's gonna perform pre-speech "fluffing" for the Kenyan
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:26:40 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


Keith Olbermann will announce what the next chapter of his career will be in a conference call at 11 AM on Tuesday.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/07/keith-olbermann-new-venture_n_819810.html?ref=fb&src=sp

 


Product spokesperson?







 
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:28:55 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Bob and Tom just said he was going to be on some Algore owned cable station.  A highly unsuccessful cable channel.


CurrentTV?

The station primarily known for getting two Korean chick reporters captured by the Norks?

I'm sure all three dozen viewers will rejoice.  Seriously, I think that Pacifica Radio has a larger audience.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:29:22 AM EDT
[#16]
Let me guess, he’s going to a new network, “The  Obamaphile Channel.” Their entire programming consists of nothing but speeches by Obama, speeches praising Obama, and commentary from various celebrities about how much they want to suck Obama’s alleged dick.

Olbermann would be perfect for that.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:31:08 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Maybe he'll pull a Bud Dwyer.









Nah.




why would you want that?



is this the DU website?  



besides, he's a perfect spokesman for the liberals, painfully dull and self-important, his arguments are mostly screechy hyperbole.


What? You don't like black humor?

 
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:35:01 AM EDT
[#18]
My guess:  Professional musician.


His instrument: the meat flute.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:36:05 AM EDT
[#19]
Who cares.........don't pay any attention to him
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:36:38 AM EDT
[#20]
$50 says he is on his way to becoming insignificant with huffington.  My leg is tingling with anticipation.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:36:50 AM EDT
[#21]
What kind of self-important dick hold a press conference to announce a new job?





Oh, wait.  Keith Olbermann.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:38:37 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
He would be the ideal host for The Suicide Channel.


Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:39:36 AM EDT
[#23]
probably getting picked up by Huffington Post and their new benefactors...
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:43:25 AM EDT
[#24]
NPR?
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:43:44 AM EDT
[#25]
I predict he will announce hes going into gay porn.

Hes used to having obamas dick in his mouth whenever he opens it
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:45:19 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
He's gonna perform pre-speech "fluffing" for the Kenyan


Judging by the pre Super Bowl interview, I think O'Reilly already has that job!

My prediction is that he'll be the next famous person found in Bangkok engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:45:48 AM EDT
[#27]
He's announcing that he's O's Dick sucking champion?  And that O's juice taste like yogurt?
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:46:06 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
What kind of self-important dick hold a press conference to announce a new job?


Oh, wait.  Keith Olbermann.


and Lebron James  
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:46:09 AM EDT
[#29]
Inside information is that the douche, aka olberman, will be picking dingleberries off of algore's ass with his teeth.
We are pretty sure that this information in correct, but are waiting for final confirmation.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:55:43 AM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 5:58:12 AM EDT
[#31]
I heard the gore/current tv thing also.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 6:02:43 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Let me guess, he’s going to a new network, “The  Obamaphile Channel.” Their entire programming consists of nothing but speeches by Obama, speeches praising Obama, and commentary from various celebrities about how much they want to suck Obama’s alleged dick.

Olbermann would be perfect for that.


I think now he prefers the term "Dear Leader."
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 6:09:13 AM EDT
[#33]
The Che Channel ?



Whatever, it will envolve BHO's wang in KO's mouth that's for sure.

Link Posted: 2/8/2011 6:09:52 AM EDT
[#34]
with any luck, he will be holding up targets for people to shoot at.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 6:49:01 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Keith Olbermann will announce what the next chapter of his career will be in a conference call at 11 AM on Tuesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/07/keith-olbermann-new-venture_n_819810.html?ref=fb&src=sp
 

Product spokesperson?

http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/olbermann-is-a-douche.jpg
 


new desktop. TY.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 10:56:15 AM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 10:58:42 AM EDT
[#37]


Current TV

Shocking!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 10:59:27 AM EDT
[#38]


That is perfect.

He becomes even more insignificant.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:00:19 AM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:


Got to be a spot with some left wing group, maybe even the White House for his years of faithful propaganda.


al gores cable network



 
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:02:13 AM EDT
[#40]
Gay pron site host?
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:03:55 AM EDT
[#41]
PPV suicide with the proceeds donated to wounded veteran charities?  Good on him!  I knew he was worth something.
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:08:04 AM EDT
[#42]
Good old Obamaman.  I actually find him pleasant and reasonable compared to Maddow and her insufferable affectations, though.  Do people still think oversized glasses give them an air of intellectualism?




Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:08:37 AM EDT
[#43]
http://current.com/keith-olbermann/



Al Gore's network.



wait for it......



Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:13:58 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
http://current.com/keith-olbermann/

Al Gore's network.

wait for it......



Next question, who gets this channel?  I have the full blown, every fuckin' channel and nothing on, digital cable package and DO NOT get the ALGORE global warming channel.

Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:15:32 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
http://current.com/keith-olbermann/

Al Gore's network.

wait for it......



Next question, who gets this channel?  I have the full blown, every fuckin' channel and nothing on, digital cable package and DO NOT get the ALGORE global warming channel.



All the talk of global warming would not jive with Texans currently.  It'll be on this summer when you get a record heat wave.  

Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:21:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Wait, isn't he contractually sidelined for at least another two years? What is he going to do sit in a room sending out weird and vaguely misogynistic memos and edicts to the staff of the BoreNetwork?
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:23:59 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Bob and Tom just said he was going to be on some Algore owned cable station.  A highly unsuccessful cable channel.


So he's essentially making a lateral move from one unsuccessful cable channel, to another?

Maybe he's going to the Home Shopping Network? he'll be handling all the feminine hygiene products, specifically those offered by Massengil!
Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:26:30 AM EDT
[#48]
Msnbc.com is a joint venture of Microsoft and NBCUniversal, which is majority owned by Comcast. Comcast also owns a stake in Current’s parent company, Current Media.


Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:27:03 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bob and Tom just said he was going to be on some Algore owned cable station.  A highly unsuccessful cable channel.


CurrentTV?

The station primarily known for getting two Korean chick reporters captured by the Norks?

I'm sure all three dozen viewers will rejoice.  Seriously, I think that Pacifica Radio has a larger audience.


Yep.

Let's hope that his first assignment is to travel to Korea to retrace their footsteps to see if he can figure out just what went wrong.

Link Posted: 2/8/2011 11:29:59 AM EDT
[#50]
Here's to hoping his new career is a position as a QC taster at a rat poison plant.
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