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Posted: 9/14/2010 9:12:42 AM EDT
Evanston IL. There was a loud explosion reported early this morning and a few hours later a headless male body was found near a middle school. Weird, but not GD. Now it's being reported that he may have Darwin'ed with a pipe bomb. Here's where GD gets to speculate before the facts are in. He was found by a playground with multiple canisters that the bomb squad was called in to move. Who is and what was he doing with pipe bombs at a playground at 4 something in the morning? Terrorist?
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Maybe he was interested in explosions and not very good at it. Go to a place with lots of room like a school with a playground. There won't be anyone around to get hurt.
Uh oh. Boom. That didn't work out right. Where is my head? |
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When I think back to some of the shit me and my friends played with when we were young and stupid, I'm surprised one of us didn't end up like that. Some good times though....
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[sergei]Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn’t us.[/sergei]
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I heard the report on the way in this AM and am eagerly awaiting the details.
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Maybe he was interested in explosions and not very good at it. Go to a place with lots of room like a school with a playground. There won't be anyone around to get hurt. Uh oh. Boom. That didn't work out right. Where is my head? Somewhere in Mississippi. |
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He should have Listened to that little girl and bought those cookies like he was told...........
On a more serious Note..who wants to bet they'll find a "Poor Man's James Bond/Anarchist's Cookbook" amongst his effects???? Energetic Materials Aint Toys....Yo |
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Maybe he was interested in explosions and not very good at it. Go to a place with lots of room like a school with a playground. There won't be anyone around to get hurt. Uh oh. Boom. That didn't work out right. Where is my head? |
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Hmmm.....dumbass, wants to kill kids, headless, in IL.
Must be running for Congress. |
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Fine. Back to school can be tough and all but seriously, it's nothing to lose your head over.
Also, just to be clear, there is no evidence of any terrorism here. Just a fireworks enthusiast that didn't make the switch to the patch soon enough. |
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Was he one of those peaceful people? Or was he a junior chemist?
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Nobody panic, everyone relax. This is nothing to lose our heads over.
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Fine. Back to school can be tough and all but seriously, it's nothing to lose your head over. Also, just to be clear, there is no evidence of any terrorism here. Just a fireworks enthusiast that didn't make the switch to the patch soon enough. This GD, the facts aren't in yet so it's our duty to speculate. So far nothing has changed, also I forgot to mention the school, Nichols (sp?) Did not have classes today, along with a few other schools. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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One thing that has worried me with the threats of terrorism is random acts carried out by lone individuals outside of the big cities. Until there's more facts, this has my attention.
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Fine. Back to school can be tough and all but seriously, it's nothing to lose your head over. Also, just to be clear, there is no evidence of any terrorism here. Just a fireworks enthusiast that didn't make the switch to the patch soon enough. This GD, the facts aren't in yet so it's our duty to speculate. So far nothing has changed, also I forgot to mention the school, Nichols (sp?) Did not have classes today, along with a few other schools. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile In that case it was clearly a test run to see what exactly the response would be to a headless body all explodded up in a schoolyard. Watch out for secondary decapitated jihadists and for teh love of all that is speculative please stay low and keep us updated. |
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UPDATE: their calling it an apparent suicide on the radio. If that's true, why did he bring extra ones in a bag? Did he honestly think that if the first one didn't take his head off, he would be able to try again? Was it supposed to be a Jim Jones deal, and no one else showed?
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The local schoolyard was my designated test range during my misspent youth.
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UPDATE: their calling it an apparent suicide on the radio. If that's true, why did he bring extra ones in a bag? Did he honestly think that if the first one didn't take his head off, he would be able to try again? Was it supposed to be a Jim Jones deal, and no one else showed? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Suicide on the radio is taking too damn many of our kids. We need to outlaw radios, for the children. Not quite sure how the mechanics would work but well....you know...for the kids and stuff. ETA: I guess that explains the whole "Boom Box" thing. My mom always told me not to hold it up to my head. I guess she was right after all. |
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Quoted: Still listening for updates. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile It sounds like so was the bomber. |
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"What was that one thing I was supposed to do right after lighting the fuse?" "Oh yeah, now I reme....." |
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Goddamned middle-school thugs. I'm telling you, I work with them often, and I don't trust any of the little bastards. |
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quite an odd method of suicide but damned effective you have to agree |
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Thanks, I've been looking for my headless body all day!
And those were rocket motors, not pipe bombs. |
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Chicago area ...................... what did he know and when did he know it?
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Maybe he had the worst case of "Exploding head syndrome"
Exploding head syndrome |
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In other news, the popular rock band Spinal Tap announced today that they're seeking a new drummer...
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In other news, the popular rock band Spinal Tap announced today that they're seeking a new drummer... Sad news, the last one died from choking on vomit. It wasn't his vomit |
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The local schoolyard was my designated test range during my misspent youth. This |
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