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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:51:06 PM EDT



 The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is warning
 parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by
 pedophiles and sexual deviants.





 The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and
 is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent
 children.





 Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.





 Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on
 the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and
 car decals have been seen in Southern California.





 Local law enforcement cautions parents to be aware of the image,
 particularly at public events. For concerns about the image,
 contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division of the
 sheriff's department at 805-781-4550.















Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:52:23 PM EDT
[#1]
I see 4chan's been up to its usual tricks...
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:53:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Welocme to 2008; now they figured it out? Jeez!
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:57:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:58:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Prediction: Some unsuspecting dude in San Luis Obispo who happens to have a bear costume is going to get his shit wrecked by a panicky soccer-mom who reads MSNBC.




Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:00:36 PM EDT
[#5]
Prediction #2: Some unsuspecting Grateful Dead fan in San Luis Obispo who happens to
have a bear sticker on his car is going to get his shit wrecked by a panicky
soccer-mom who reads MSNBC.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:02:35 PM EDT
[#6]
This is seriously in the news now?



What's next? MSNBC declaring "dancing baby" to be a cultural phenomenon?  




Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:03:39 PM EDT
[#7]
4Chan wins again.



They trolled Oprah hard and she thought it was real...at one point.




Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:06:14 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
4Chan wins again.

They trolled Oprah hard and she thought it was real...at one point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stn_XCo_dyg&feature=related


the end of that video reeks of
"you don't need to come, and confess- we lookin' for you.."

Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:07:10 PM EDT
[#9]


lol, just do a image search of pedobear and look at the hilarious results


Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:08:13 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:




+1



 
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:09:01 PM EDT
[#11]

Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:09:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:20:41 PM EDT
[#13]
EPIC
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:23:31 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:24:29 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
4Chan wins again.

They trolled Oprah hard and she thought it was real...at one point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stn_XCo_dyg&feature=related


I think this is about the funniest thing on the internets.  At least one of the people on the show HAD to know that this was a /b setup, and instead of suggesting a little more research before she went and made a fool of herself in front of millions, they let it go through.  How awesome is that?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:46:38 PM EDT
[#16]
uh ohhh

<––––––––––––––
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:48:16 PM EDT
[#17]
I was behind some woman driving a Honda Element at an intersection and noticed that she had a Pedobear sticker on the back window, making it look as if the bear was peeking up from inside the car. I took a picture, but subsequently deleted it. CSB.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 10:50:39 PM EDT
[#18]
I wonder if this will result in more lolz for 4chan?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:02:01 PM EDT
[#19]


Fuck MSNBC.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:05:27 PM EDT
[#20]
I damn near caused a paperwork riot at a school when I pulled a pedo-bear sticker off a kid and turned it in at the office.





"Why is this so important that you'd turn it in?"





*explains pedo-bear*





"I'm calling SWAT."





Admins freaked out.  Turns out the kid knew what it meant and thought it was funny, so he printed up shit on his personal printer and wore it around.



- BG
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:16:14 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
uh ohhh

<––––––––––––––


Only you...can prevent child molestings.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:17:08 PM EDT
[#22]
Small point of order:  Pedobear didn't start as a Japanese cartoon, it was the generic bear cops kept in the trunk for investigations.

"Show me on the bear where he touched you"
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:40:38 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Prediction: Some unsuspecting dude in San Luis Obispo who happens to have a bear costume is going to get his shit wrecked by a panicky soccer-mom who reads MSNBC.



Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:42:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I was behind some woman driving a Honda Element at an intersection and noticed that she had a Pedobear sticker on the back window, making it look as if the bear was peeking up from inside the car. I took a picture, but subsequently deleted it. CSB.


Teacher?







Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:43:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
 The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is warning  parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by  pedophiles and sexual deviants.

 The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and  is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent  children.

 Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.

 Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on  the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and  car decals have been seen in Southern California.

 Local law enforcement cautions parents to be aware of the image,  particularly at public events. For concerns about the image,  contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division of the  sheriff's department at 805-781-4550.










So this is where teh crazy starts?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:44:04 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I was behind some woman driving a Honda Element at an intersection and noticed that she had a Pedobear sticker on the back window, making it look as if the bear was peeking up from inside the car. I took a picture, but subsequently deleted it. CSB.




Saw one of these stickers on the back of a toyota pickup a couple of weeks ago at the Costco in Silverdale, WA.

As we were loading up the back of the truck, a 45-ish year old lady in nurses scrubs gets in it and drives off.

It was difficult to explain to the wife as I was laughing so much.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:47:05 PM EDT
[#27]
wow, that made the news?




Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:49:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Here in Philly the peso bear logo has really caught on!  Bunch of my friends rock the stickers on their supras lol.  It's an on going joke around here , heck even a few people have "2 girls 1 cup" decals on their cars!
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:50:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Small point of order:  Pedobear didn't start as a Japanese cartoon, it was the generic bear cops kept in the trunk for investigations.

"Show me on the bear where he touched you"


Can't verify that.  I can verify that this story has the most truth from what I've read:

"2004 was the year, and new memes were coming and going everyday –– one of which was Osaka Phone, an ASCII image of Osaka from the anime Azumanga Daioh holding a phone to her ear. Osaka Phone is long dead now, but it was the beginning of Pedobear's rise to internet fame, money, and power. Many of today's most prominent memes were born in the time frame between 2004 and 2005, though none can contest the lasting power of Pedobear.

It began as a simple Osaka Phone thread, but Pedobear's lecherous nature could not be held back even in his first days of speaking English. He called her with a proposition that no loli would have the sense to refuse (or understand). From that moment forward, Pedobear's taste in women was known, and it was a sentiment that would be scribed into the blogs of internet meme historians for decades to come.

Over the weeks and months, Pedobear grew famous for his seal of approval towards prepubescent girls and his catchphrase "is dat sum loli". The Pedobear Seal of Approval has lived on, while "is dat sum loli" has faded away like so many other memes who have made their small mark on internet culture. The phrases that he is often seen with these days vary greatly and will likely fade out just as his flagship "is dat sum loli", but the Seal of Approval has proven to have the lasting power to thrive in image boards, forums, and blogs unlike any other. "


Also, to go along with your story:  http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=9wUNAAAAIBAJ&sjid=UWEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3266,3707533&dq=bear-suit+children

Happy Bear becomes teachers' aide
[CITY Edition]
St. Petersburg Times - St. Petersburg, Fla.
Author:AMELIA DAVIS
Date:Aug 27, 1987
Start Page:1.1.1.1
Section:NORTH PINELLAS TIMES; CITY TIMES AND INDEPENDENT; LARGO-SEMINOLE TIMES; CLEARWATER TIMES; TAMPA
Text Word Count:464
Abstract (Document Summary)
LARGO - A friendly, furry creature called Happy Bear will help teach Pinellas elementary school children this year what to do if they are sexually molested.

The bear - actually a volunteer wearing a bear suit - appeared Wednesday with guidance counselor Gaye Lively to demonstrate the child molestation awareness lesson for 75 other elementary guidance counselors at a workshop.

Ms. Lively has used the lesson for two years at Seminole Elementary, where she teaches. The lesson is produced by the Kansas Committee for Prevention of Child Abuse and distributed locally by the St. Petersburg Evening Chapter of Women's American Organization for Rehabilitation through Training (ORT).


“Comfort Bear” toy drive to help children involved in tragedies
June 29, 2009 · Published By Editor  


Maricopa County, AZ – Arizona Highway Patrol Association (AHPA) leads off their yearly “Comfort Bear” toy drive now through July 26th to help console kids impacted by tragedy.   AHPA is urging those willing to help by donating any stuffed animal, as the level is significantly lower from years past.

“Car accidents, domestic abuse situations and violent crime impact everyone, and when there’s children involved, the ramifications are especially difficult,” stated Sgt. Jimmy Chavez, President of AHPA.  “The supply of “Comfort Bears” has dwindled to a level never seen by the AHPA and the need is greater than ever.”

Arizona Highway Patrol Association is collecting new stuffed animals, nicknamed “Comfort Bears”, to help comfort and distract children from trauma. These stuffed toys are distributed to law enforcement personnel throughout the state to provide a level of ease to these children. “Comfort Bears” are usually kept in the trunks of law enforcement vehicles for immediate use.


The reason Pedobear was calling Osaka would probably be that pedobear was:

http://www.sukueya.com/catalog/seal.html
The site describes itself as a "two-channel fan club “SUKUE shop” site."
Keep scrolling and you´ll find “safety bear” or “safety kuma” in a picture that resembles the “pedobear seal of approval” far beyond any reasonable doubt.
This is the theory I´ve heard:
Safety bear was created to adress to children on safety issues, so, he was often portrayed in the company of small children.
It was a matter of time before someone make the suggestion that perhaps safety bear was a pedo, somewhere around that time it was adopted by 4chan and the rest is history.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:52:39 PM EDT
[#30]
they're just figuring it out now?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 11:58:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
 The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is warning  parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by  pedophiles and sexual deviants.

 The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and  is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent  children.

 Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.

 Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on  the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and  car decals have been seen in Southern California.

 Local law enforcement cautions parents to be aware of the image,  particularly at public events. For concerns about the image,  contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division of the  sheriff's department at 805-781-4550.










They will be after EXPCustom now.  

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:01:59 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


4Chan wins again.



They trolled Oprah hard and she thought it was real...at one point.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stn_XCo_dyg&feature=related


Oh fuck...

 













the depths of stupid twatness know no bounds.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:15:22 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Prediction: Some unsuspecting dude in San Luis Obispo who happens to have a bear costume is going to get his shit wrecked by a panicky soccer-mom who reads MSNBC.



people read msnbc?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:25:00 AM EDT
[#34]
lol i ripped some from here for the funnies and photobucket deleted them all
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 12:42:03 AM EDT
[#35]
"our group has 9,000 penises."

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:01:04 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Here in Philly the peso bear logo has really caught on!  Bunch of my friends rock the stickers on their supras lol.  It's an on going joke around here , heck even a few people have "2 girls 1 cup" decals on their cars!


That's really big in California, too.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:41:03 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
4Chan wins again.

They trolled Oprah hard and she thought it was real...at one point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stn_XCo_dyg&feature=related




You owe me new key board.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:59:32 AM EDT
[#38]
I hear Pedo Bear trolled the last Winter Olympics, too.



He's a crafty fucker.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:01:42 AM EDT
[#39]
Meh, SLO... Instead of going after them for being pedos, they'll probably cite them for their pedobear stickers being too large and violating the sign ordinance

I fucking hate that town. You can't find the fucking fast food joints because they won't let them put up signs that you can see from more than 1/4 block away...
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:10:16 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Here in Philly the peso bear logo has really caught on!  Bunch of my friends rock the stickers on their supras lol.  It's an on going joke around here , heck even a few people have "2 girls 1 cup" decals on their cars!


That's really big in California, too.


Pedo*

sorry, iPhone fail
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:47:49 AM EDT
[#41]



So..... this might be a problem then?



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:45:51 AM EDT
[#42]
Does anybody want to organize a group buy of Spike's "PedoBear" logo lowers?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:59:51 AM EDT
[#43]





His mustache needs to be thinner....



 
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 5:06:15 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
I damn near caused a paperwork riot at a school when I pulled a pedo-bear sticker off a kid and turned it in at the office.


"Why is this so important that you'd turn it in?"


*explains pedo-bear*


"I'm calling SWAT."


Admins freaked out.  Turns out the kid knew what it meant and thought it was funny, so he printed up shit on his personal printer and wore it around.

- BG





So... let me guess, you don't have a sense of humor?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 5:12:16 AM EDT
[#45]
I am waiting for MSNBC to explain to it's brain dead drones...

"Fo Time"= Right wing Uprising
"I am Dissapoint"=RIght Wing Code word for extreme displeasure and probably racist in nature
"All Your Money are Belong to Us"=RIght WIng Code Words for Socialism.


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:01:39 AM EDT
[#46]
Chris Hanson is such a pussy.  He can't catch the pedobear by himself so now he's calling in the cops?  Wuss.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:04:13 AM EDT
[#47]
This thread is going to be funny.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:05:19 AM EDT
[#48]
Over 9000

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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:06:20 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:



So..... this might be a problem then?

http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2172/12873626/22907122/389027063.jpg



haha
that's awesome
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:10:02 AM EDT
[#50]








I remember the first time that got posted. Lots of shit ensued. I still think it's funny as hell though.
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