[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Man accidentally shoots himself in testicles (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:21:36 PM EDT

I hate when that happens!

Man accidentally shoots himself in testicles

May 30, 2010

The Seattle Times

A man accidentally shot himself in the
testicles at Lowe's Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon,
police said.

A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home
Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off
at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent "accidental discharge," according to
Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,"
Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also
had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she
said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview
Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him
extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it
does look like it's accidental," Sessions said.
A manager at Lowe's said store personnel are not commenting on the
incident.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011994648_accident31m.html

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:23:56 PM EDT

[#1]

Another case of "Glock Dick."

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:24:53 PM EDT

[#2]

A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

Both sets!?!

Damn.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:25:33 PM EDT

[#3]

that must have hurt.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:26:00 PM EDT

[#4]

Better than the dick. I could live without my nuts

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:26:05 PM EDT

[#5]

Self inflicted sack tap.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:26:20 PM EDT

[#6]

Sharpshooter

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:27:11 PM EDT

[#7]

Mexican carry is for movies only. Moron.

AV1611 out....

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:27:45 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Another case of "Glock Dick."

Nothing to see here. Move along.

It's Glock Cock.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:28:34 PM EDT

[#9]

A problem and solution all wrapped up in one.

I love a good conclusion

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:29:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
A problem and solution all wrapped up in one.
I love a good conclusion

This guy beat me to it.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:30:19 PM EDT

[#11]

Ok who was it,fess up.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:30:38 PM EDT

[#12]

There is a guy in my prison that did that.

Tried to rob a convenience store with a handgun... wasn't using a holster... went to pull it... shot himself in the testicle.

IIRC it happened in Hammond, IN several years ago.

The security camera footage made it on "Worlds Dumbest" or some similar show at some point.

This is why I use a holster.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:30:42 PM EDT

[#13]

thats fucking sad

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:30:51 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Ok who was it,fess up.

Yes, screen name?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:33:10 PM EDT

[#15]

Glock gets another.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:34:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Glock gets another.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:34:45 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Self inflicted sack tap.

I rost

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:35:27 PM EDT

[#18]

Glock leg.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:36:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Darwin at his best !

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:36:29 PM EDT

[#20]

"Yo yo mofo, me n' my homeboys are looking for some light socke..."BANG'.."

oops!

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:37:02 PM EDT

[#21]

Must have gotten a hard-on walking through the power tool section...

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:39:31 PM EDT

[#22]

I guess now he has a 'safe action penis' no preggers for her.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:40:07 PM EDT

[#23]

Can you imagine! How the hell do explain that??? "Well darlin, no, I wasn't in the war. I was tweak'n a light fixture and blew my sack off."

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:43:15 PM EDT

[#24]

How long before someone starts a thread titled "I had an AD while shopping Lowe's"?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:43:41 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
"Yo yo mofo, me n' my homeboys are looking for some light socke..."BANG'.."

oops!

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:43:45 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Glock gets another.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5539/1911ss3.jpg

Yah, because the gun loaded itself, put itself in his pants in an unsafe carrying condition, pointed itself at his nuts and pulled it's own trigger.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:44:20 PM EDT

[#27]

Was he using ball ammo?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:46:45 PM EDT

[#28]

Where are those guns that "accidentally" shoot people? Do they really go off by their own lonesomes?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:47:10 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Was he using ball ammo?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:47:31 PM EDT

[#30]

I guess that'll teach him to go running off half-cocked.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:47:38 PM EDT

[#31]

Appendix carry FTW

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:48:39 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Was he using ball ammo?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:50:01 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Was he using ball ammo?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:50:45 PM EDT

[#34]

What's cheaper a holster or new balls?

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:50:57 PM EDT

[#35]

That will not buff out easily

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:51:19 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Glock gets another.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5539/1911ss3.jpg

Yah, because the gun loaded itself, put itself in his pants in an unsafe carrying condition, pointed itself at his nuts and pulled it's own trigger.

A Glock would have taken out half a city block. It was probably a Sig or a HK.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:51:20 PM EDT

[#37]

No guns at Lowes???

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:51:27 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

I hate when that happens!

Man accidentally shoots himself in testicles

May 30, 2010

The Seattle Times

A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent "accidental discharge," according to Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store," Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it does look like it's accidental," Sessions said.A manager at Lowe's said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011994648_accident31m.html

I guarantee that they are!!!

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:52:16 PM EDT

[#39]

Mexican carry is for, well, Mexicans.

Posted: 5/31/2010 2:59:27 PM EDT

[#40]

"Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it does look like it's accidental," Sessions said"

Geez do ya think?! No , I bet he went to Lowes with the intent of shooting off his dick.

Posted: 5/31/2010 3:01:31 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Ok who was it,fess up.

Yes, screen name?

I'm like 10 miles north of there

Posted: 5/31/2010 3:02:13 PM EDT

[#42]

"at this point it does look like it's accidental,"

'ya think?

Posted: 5/31/2010 3:02:35 PM EDT

[#43]

I Mexican carry all the time, works for me best.

That said, I NEVER carry with a loaded chamber. Don't like the idea of a loaded gun pointed at the boys.

Posted: 5/31/2010 3:04:55 PM EDT

[#44]

there was no accident. negligence as always. dumbass.

Posted: 5/31/2010 3:07:42 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I Mexican carry all the time, works for me best.

That said, I NEVER carry with a loaded chamber. Don't like the idea of a loaded gun pointed at the boys.

1. All guns are always loaded.
2. Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy –– unless it's unloaded, then it's OK to point it wherever you want, because Lord knows nobody in the history of the world has ever shot themselves with a gun that they were absolutely 100% positive was unloaded.