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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - POF Hottie, Did recon, turns out she's tainted goods...To SIIHPAPP or not to SIIHPAPP? (pics) (Page 1 of 5)

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:18:12 PM EDT

So I started talking to this POF girl, she's into weird stuff like zombies, tattoos, and (I assumed) 1 night stands. Not hard on the eyes either, perfect!

She does the usual "how about we friend each other on facebook" thing to make sure I'm not a serial killer. Lo and behold, she's friends with someone I know. I set something up with her for later this week, some pie, a little (implied) sex, you know. Today I get a call from our mutual friend. It turns out she's into porn as in she was an "actress" and apparently costarred with numerous people who all have Herps HcGerps. No protection was used in these scenes.

Now, I'm pretty much only in this for the pie, but if the pie is tainted with bubonic plague I should probably pass.

So, do I fo to the shelter, don my NBC suit and stick it to this petri disk or say fuck it and fo elsewhere?

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:20:07 PM EDT

[#1]

Lies, hes sending you misinformation so he can get the pie all for himself.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:20:49 PM EDT

[#2]

stage name? i need to review the goods before I can make an honest judgement

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:20:52 PM EDT

[#3]

unless your hung like a horse it'll pretty much be like throwing a carrot up an alley way.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:21:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Why play with that kind of fire.

IMHO that is like trying a little brew your own biological weapons. Sure, it's cool and you could possibly do it safely. The hassle and possible ramifications make it a no go on the risk/reward scale.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:21:41 PM EDT

[#5]

She's a little hairy for my tastes. But her friend looks doable.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:21:56 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
stage name? i need to review the goods before I can make an honest judgement

Gonna need this!

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:22:25 PM EDT

[#7]

what was her stage name?

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:22:26 PM EDT

[#8]

If your seriously considering sticking it down her rocky road, then do yourself a favor and stick it in a meat grinder instead.
So your only choice is to bang a girl with herpes or no pie? How about option C) Rosy, or D) Find someone who does not have cauliflower vag

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:22:43 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
She's a little hairy for my tastes. But her friend looks doable.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:22:57 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Lies, hes sending you misinformation so he can get the pie all for himself.

Our mutual friend is actually a "she".

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:23:05 PM EDT

[#11]

I would tear that white ass up

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:23:22 PM EDT

[#12]

Well, that's your call, but remember, Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.........choose wisely

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:23:29 PM EDT

[#13]

We're gonna need more info to decide here...

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:23:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Tell her before any fluid exchange that you need to see a passed blood test, and you agree to reciprocate? If she's clean, it could be some awesome fun, esp. if she has a friend.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:23:33 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
If your seriously considering sticking it down her rocky road, then do yourself a favor and stick it in a meat grinder instead.
So your only choice is to bang a girl with herpes or no pie? How about option C) Rosy, or D) Find someone who does not have cauliflower vag

It's not the only option, but it's still an option. Probably a particularly fun but dangerous option.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:23:41 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
unless your hung like a horse it'll pretty much be like throwing a carrot up an alley way.

Says the man that knows nothing about women...

OP, if there is even a chance of the gift that keeps on giving, move on

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:24:29 PM EDT

[#17]

Yeah,go ahead and fuck her,what could go wrong?

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:24:39 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Tell her before any fluid exchange that you need to see a passed blood test, and you agree to reciprocate? If she's clean, it could be some awesome fun, esp. if she has a friend.

This is a good idea. I guess I'll still get together with her this week and stay sober so I don't get any stupid ideas.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:24:46 PM EDT

[#19]

what the hell is POF?

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:25:07 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
So I started talking to this POF girl, she's into weird stuff like zombies, tattoos, and (I assumed) 1 night stands. Not hard on the eyes either, perfect!

She does the usual "how about we friend each other on facebook" thing to make sure I'm not a serial killer. Lo and behold, she's friends with someone I know. I set something up with her for later this week, some pie, a little (implied) sex, you know. Today I get a call from our mutual friend. It turns out she's into porn as in she was an "actress" and apparently costarred with numerous people who all have Herps HcGerps. No protection was used in these scenes.

Now, I'm pretty much only in this for the pie, but if the pie is tainted with bubonic plague I should probably pass.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs228.snc3/21574_230505946993_508306993_3816420_8232317_n.jpg

So, do I fo to the shelter, don my NBC suit and stick it to this petri disk or say fuck it and fo elsewhere?

Not real easy on the eyes either, IMHO. Looks like she has a Lot number after her address? and possibly a stage name at one point her in life? Kinda looks like an ugly version of Snookie from Jersey Shore.

Just saying.

J-

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:25:09 PM EDT

[#21]

I believe this coincides with the "don't put your dick in crazy," line.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:26:17 PM EDT

[#22]

Find someone else, unless you can find out for sure if she is "-" for std's.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:26:33 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
unless your hung like a horse it'll pretty much be like throwing a carrot up an alley way.

Says the man that knows nothing about women...

OP, if there is even a chance of the gift that keeps on giving, move on

dude, she was a porn star

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:27:31 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
unless your hung like a horse it'll pretty much be like throwing a carrot up an alley way.

So fucking her would be like puking up carrots in an alley?

I think you're looking for "hotdog down a hallway".

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:28:00 PM EDT

[#25]

Gross, seriously.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:28:04 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:28:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Lies, hes sending you misinformation so he can get the pie all for himself.

I said "this" but reading is fundamental and saw that is a girl. Said girl may be jealous that you want to tap the pRon star. Wrap that shit up and bang it like a screen door in a hurricane. Plenty of ways to have SAFE sex.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:28:44 PM EDT

[#28]

If ARFcom can't identify here as a porn star within one page then she never was.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:28:48 PM EDT

[#29]

I'de pass. Specially with the possibilty of disease,

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:29:27 PM EDT

[#30]

Is your friend credible? Could she have her own plans with your pie?

If it's a legit concern... run far away. Do not play with fire that burns forever.

ETA: For gender change...

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:29:47 PM EDT

[#31]

Fuck her.

Stop being a pussy!

If she gives you teh herpaid you can take valtrex, than you get to go for walks on the beach and bike rides, it'll be fun!

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:29:58 PM EDT

[#32]

How is it everybody happens to know porn stars lately??

Anyhoo.

If she is/was into porn as an actress and tells you (or you can bring it up that you 'heard') then you have every right to ask if she has an STD and she shouldn't be the least bit offended.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:30:45 PM EDT

[#33]

Just remember to tongue up the cold sores good to get some of the pus!

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:31:56 PM EDT

[#34]

Not much porn being produced in PA so unless she went to Cali or did work with BangBros. in Florida Im not buying it. PS if you would post a better pic of her face I could probably tell you if she has ever been in a porn flick.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:32:12 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Lies, hes sending you misinformation so he can get the pie all for HERself.

Our mutual friend is actually a "she".

Hey, I fixed it!

The sex of a jealous person changes nothing nowadays. Most heterosexual females wouldnt be caught dead being friends with a skank porn star.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:32:13 PM EDT

[#36]

Just look at it this way, at least you wont feel obligated to go down on her.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:33:07 PM EDT

[#37]

Not just no, fuck no.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:33:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Meh,

Take your "lumps" and move on.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:35:09 PM EDT

[#39]

Lets talk about more important things. Are her boobs real?

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:35:33 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
So I started talking to this POF girl, she's into weird stuff like zombies, tattoos, and (I assumed) 1 night stands. Not hard on the eyes either, perfect!

She does the usual "how about we friend each other on facebook" thing to make sure I'm not a serial killer. Lo and behold, she's friends with someone I know. I set something up with her for later this week, some pie, a little (implied) sex, you know. Today I get a call from our mutual friend. It turns out she's into porn as in she was an "actress" and apparently costarred with numerous people who all have Herps HcGerps. No protection was used in these scenes.

Now, I'm pretty much only in this for the pie, but if the pie is tainted with bubonic plague I should probably pass.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs228.snc3/21574_230505946993_508306993_3816420_8232317_n.jpg

So, do I fo to the shelter, don my NBC suit and stick it to this petri disk or say fuck it and fo elsewhere?

Some friend.

I'd talk to this girl first before I leap to conclusions.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:35:47 PM EDT

[#41]

crazy,,,,simple she's crazy....

she probably ate that little dog, shortly after the pic was taken...

go for it, should be fun...

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:37:26 PM EDT

[#42]

tag for outcome

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:38:32 PM EDT

[#43]

Friend lies because she doesn't want you to have fun.

She's jealous.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:39:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Lies, hes sending you misinformation so he can get the pie all for himself.

this
BAG IT AND TAG IT.......

....

Remember now dont be eating any of that pie !

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:39:31 PM EDT

[#45]

I'd move on before you get stuck in a rough spot.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:40:26 PM EDT

[#46]

wrap it and tap it son!

Leave it on her back. Not in her crack

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:42:21 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
If ARFcom can't identify here as a porn star within one page then she never was.

This..

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:42:59 PM EDT

[#48]

In on 1 for the STD update!

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:43:27 PM EDT

[#49]

I think your "friend" is cockblocking.

Posted: 4/20/2010 2:43:58 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Lies, hes sending you misinformation so he can get the pie all for himself.

Our mutual friend is actually a "she".

Then the other chic is jealous and wants you all for herself.

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