Posted: 9/30/2015 8:09:26 AM EDT
Listen up civvies, I don't know what you tin foil hat crazies think you are doing training for your Red Dawn fantasy. Everyone knows that will never happen. You have no right to be training in small unit tactics (SUT). In fact, we won't even train you. Most of you are too fat and useless to even think about it anyway, with you tight fitting BDUs stretched over your fat bodies. Who do you think you are? Any school out there that is run by experienced combat veterans and offering a training progression including SUT is clearly a scam just there to take your money. What do those trainers even know? They are snake oil salesmen! Only .gov know how to do this right.
Look, if you are good and we find you acceptable, we will let you do a bit of pew pew shooting stood at the seven yard line. You know, just to make you think you are doing 'tactical training.' If you really suck up, we will let you do a bit of SWAT CAG High Speed fantasy fan boy CQB.
It's about time you understand that WE are the warriors. We are here to protect you. Or maybe do a no knock raid on the wrong address. Yeah, hell, I'll even shoot your dog, cuz I can. What are you gonna do about it? We will protect and serve the shit out of you. You can't do it, and we are not going to let you train for it. Just so long as WE go home safe at the end of our shift, all is well.
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
We face uncertain times and a rising police state. WE are America. WE are meat eating gun shooting FREEMEN. WE protect our own. WE will train what we want to train, and we will get proficient at the full progression from everyday concealed carry, to squad level SUT.
Why? Because we can.
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