Inspired by
this thread, I decided to go ahead and modify my AR-15 so that it does not need to be registered, sold out of state, rendered permanently inoperable, or lost in a tragic boating accident.
Here's what you will need:
1 Formerly Postban Compliant AR-15 "Millitary Style Assault Weapon" (ZOMG... scary!) with naked muzzle, faux M4 Stock (fixed position -- because telescoping stocks kill babies) and absolutely, positively NO FUCKING BAYO LUG attached!!!! Bayonet lugs are the work of the debil!
and
1 Saw
Cut evil pistol grip as shown, which when left intact, allows "rapid spray firing for the quick and efficient killing of humans."
Reattach top portion of pistol grip to hold selector switch detent in place, and waa-laah!
There you have it. Now get going! It's for the good of the childrens!
And before you ask how it shoots, well I just don't know. I don't need this fucking thing or more than 7 bullets to hunt deer.... why else would anyone need a gun for?