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widerstehe
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Posted: 5/13/2013 12:58:55 PM
[Last Edit: 5/13/2013 1:05:01 PM by widerstehe]
Inspired by this thread, I decided to go ahead and modify my AR-15 so that it does not need to be registered, sold out of state, rendered permanently inoperable, or lost in a tragic boating accident.

Here's what you will need:

1 Formerly Postban Compliant AR-15 "Millitary Style Assault Weapon" (ZOMG... scary!) with naked muzzle, faux M4 Stock (fixed position -- because telescoping stocks kill babies) and absolutely, positively NO FUCKING BAYO LUG attached!!!! Bayonet lugs are the work of the debil!



and

1 Saw





Cut evil pistol grip as shown, which when left intact, allows "rapid spray firing for the quick and efficient killing of humans."




Reattach top portion of pistol grip to hold selector switch detent in place, and waa-laah!




There you have it. Now get going! It's for the good of the childrens!


And before you ask how it shoots, well I just don't know. I don't need this fucking thing or more than 7 bullets to hunt deer.... why else would anyone need a gun for?
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:04:55 PM
The ergonomics on that thing are sweet. Nice job OP.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:07:50 PM
Why, it fits the hand like it's not even there!!!

SWEET!!!

So will Thumbhole stocks going to be needed? Are they going to have to make a "comeback"??
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:08:51 PM
Originally Posted By Bigger_Hammer:
Why, it fits the hand like it's not even there!!!

SWEET!!!

So will Thumbhole stocks going to be needed? Are they going to have to make a "comeback"??


Speaking of Evil Thumbhole stocks, I am hard at work devising a way to FILL THE HOLE!!!!

Stay tuned!!!
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:09:28 PM

Originally Posted By Bigger_Hammer:

So will Thumbhole stocks going to be needed? Are they going to have to make a "comeback"??

Illegal in NY.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:09:42 PM
Originally Posted By widerstehe:
Inspired by this thread, I decided to go ahead and modify my AR-15 so that it does not need to be registered, sold out of state, rendered permanently inoperable, or lost in a tragic boating accident.

Here's what you will need:

1 Formerly Postban Compliant AR-15 "Millitary Style Assault Weapon" (ZOMG... scary!) with naked muzzle, faux M4 Stock (fixed position -- because telescoping stocks kill babies) and absolutely, positively NO FUCKING BAYO LUG attached!!!! Bayonet lugs are the work of the debil!

http://i40.tinypic.com/bi9yxu.jpg

and

1 Saw

http://i41.tinypic.com/2zsrwvk.jpg



Cut evil pistol grip as shown, which when left intact, allows "rapid spray firing for the quick and efficient killing of humans."

http://i43.tinypic.com/99pc7q.jpg


Reattach top portion of pistol grip to hold selector switch detent in place, and waa-laah!

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zdvups.jpg


There you have it. Now get going! It's for the good of the childrens!


And before you ask how it shoots, well I just don't know. I don't need this fucking thing or more than 7 bullets to hunt deer.... why else would anyone need a gun for?


You should patent that shit bro!
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:11:22 PM

Originally Posted By widerstehe:

Speaking of Evil Thumbhole stocks, I am hard at work devising a way to FILL THE HOLE!!!!


Fill the hole with the pistol grip.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:14:26 PM
We are all SO much safer now.

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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:15:13 PM
I can see it now on thumb hole FAL stocks, heat them with a blow torch until the plastic is soft and smush them in with your hand for a custom grip. Should work great after the 3rd degree burns heal.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:18:12 PM
Originally Posted By rkbar15:

Originally Posted By widerstehe:

Speaking of Evil Thumbhole stocks, I am hard at work devising a way to FILL THE HOLE!!!!


Fill the hole with the pistol grip.


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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:22:29 PM
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Posted: 5/13/2013 1:56:32 PM
Would you be willing to help me with mine? Or let me borrow that saw..... Should this be taken to an actual gun smith? Lastly does this mod come with paper work to comply with all applicable laws.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:05:07 PM
Ban all saws!
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:11:45 PM
You fucking heathen. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT? DEFILING A BEAUTIFUL OBJECT LIKE THAT!

That's a goddamn BACK saw for miter cuts!

USE THE RIGHT TOOL NEXT TIME.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:17:39 PM
That is the best A2 grip I have ever seen...
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:31:36 PM
That actually gives me a thought!

So we replace the PG with a stump - that has a fixture, or a hole, or velcro or some other way to clamp on a PG extension you can hold with your hand.
BUT, as long as it is not actually PERMANENTLY AFFIXED to the rifle, it would be legal.
I mean, lets say the stump has a tapered hole in the bottom.
And you have a corresponding "extension" with a tapered male part that can be inserted into the hole so you can shoot.
Once removed, the gun does not have a PG.
When inserted, it is not actually affixed or a part of the gun.
It would be no different than wrapping a rag around the barrel so you could hold it when hot.

Does this have anyone thinking?
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:43:55 PM
Originally Posted By scosgt:
That actually gives me a thought!

So we replace the PG with a stump - that has a fixture, or a hole, or velcro or some other way to clamp on a PG extension you can hold with your hand.
BUT, as long as it is not actually PERMANENTLY AFFIXED to the rifle, it would be legal.
I mean, lets say the stump has a tapered hole in the bottom.
And you have a corresponding "extension" with a tapered male part that can be inserted into the hole so you can shoot.
Once removed, the gun does not have a PG.
When inserted, it is not actually affixed or a part of the gun.
It would be no different than wrapping a rag around the barrel so you could hold it when hot.

Does this have anyone thinking?


I thought of this as soon as a seen that I just did not want to be the first to say it lol
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:47:33 PM
Originally Posted By scosgt:
That actually gives me a thought!

So we replace the PG with a stump - that has a fixture, or a hole, or velcro or some other way to clamp on a PG extension you can hold with your hand.
BUT, as long as it is not actually PERMANENTLY AFFIXED to the rifle, it would be legal.
I mean, lets say the stump has a tapered hole in the bottom.
And you have a corresponding "extension" with a tapered male part that can be inserted into the hole so you can shoot.
Once removed, the gun does not have a PG.
When inserted, it is not actually affixed or a part of the gun.
It would be no different than wrapping a rag around the barrel so you could hold it when hot.

Does this have anyone thinking?


... gives a whole new meaning to "tapco-fucked" and "verti-peen".
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:48:07 PM
I admit that thought did occur to me but I later rejected it. You could have a C shaped stub or something that would allow the engagement of a removable "thing" lets call it a Firing Assist Device, or Firing Assist Grip? Maybe it could attach with a bayonet type lug on the stub where the pistol grip used to be? Maybe you could put a Velcro stub on and have a glove made of Velcro too I guess. Fuck this... it is just easier for me to move.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:53:32 PM
perhaps some sort of bull-pup design?
I've got a few old grips, maybe I'll start customizing them for the community, after all it's for the Children (especially the cry-babys in Albany)
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:56:12 PM
I thought the post was going to say leave NewYork
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Posted: 5/13/2013 3:40:52 PM
My thought is, if it was a hole in the stump and a tapered plunger in the "PG", it would not actually be AFFIXED to the gun. As long as friction could hold in on while shooting, and the assembly was metal reinforced so it would not simply break off under recoil, it should be perfectly legal.
The point being, there is no method of attachment. None. It is not attached.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 4:24:11 PM
Originally Posted By jspfisterer:
I thought the post was going to say leave NewYork


That's giving NY what it wants, and while it is on my list of possiblities, I'm not yet done saying "SUCK MY DICK ANDY!"
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Posted: 5/13/2013 4:48:50 PM
I wonder what the reaction of a trooper would be to see this. Will they just arrest you for having an AR if you don't have papers, no matter what you've done to comply with the law? I have the feeling that they will arrest you, and then you can take your chances in court.

Thank you, governor douchebag.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 4:55:00 PM
I also started to neuter my lowers, and I feel safer already!



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Posted: 5/13/2013 4:59:16 PM
Originally Posted By bjb4242:
I wonder what the reaction of a trooper would be to see this. Will they just arrest you for having an AR if you don't have papers, no matter what you've done to comply with the law? I have the feeling that they will arrest you, and then you can take your chances in court.

Thank you, governor douchebag.


Yes, I tend to think they will arrest you first, and worry about the legalities of your firearm later......if at all.
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