Just to clarify, I wasn't saying that I need trees and mountains near my future house, just that I want to be within sane driving distance of some change in topography. Canyons, hills, something. I know west Texas is FLAT in a lot of areas, I could live in such an area, I just want to be able to drive to a place to hike on a weekend. I'm really trying to avoid the monster sized cities if I can, I've lived near a good sized city most of my life and don't like it much. If not for the need to go to the airport, I'd live WAY out in the sticks.
Speaking of which, I'll probably only fly 6-10 times per year, so 90 mins to the airport is prolly fine...
I've been looking almost exclusively at west Texas but am intrigued by comments about the East part of the state. What's out there that isn't big D or Houston?
Also, I forgot to mention it previously but I really don't want to have to learn Spanish either...