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Posted: 4/19/2014 2:34:51 PM EDT

Just finished mowing 3/4 an acre with a non-riding mower in 80 deg temp.
Got in the house, reached into my freezer where I keep a glass mug with a little ice in the bottom.
Opened the fridge door, and realized I drank the last beer 2 days ago, CRAP.

Posted: 4/19/2014 3:23:21 PM EDT

[#1]

This is why we drink before we get the mower out.
Are you 13?

Posted: 4/19/2014 3:54:18 PM EDT

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LOL def not a 13.
I found out a long time ago that if I open one before I mow, it ain't gonna get done that day.
LOL

Posted: 4/19/2014 5:16:56 PM EDT

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Get a rider with a beer holder problem solved

Posted: 4/19/2014 5:41:16 PM EDT

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that's why god invented cars with air conditioning in them.

Posted: 4/19/2014 5:42:31 PM EDT

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Yep.
To go buy more beer.

Posted: 4/19/2014 6:08:55 PM EDT

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You failed to follow the six P's. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Posted: 4/19/2014 7:04:12 PM EDT

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what did you do the last 2 days since you ran out of beer? "I ran out of beer 2 days ago" isn't something I've really heard of.

Posted: 4/19/2014 7:22:15 PM EDT

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Jack and Coke will go just fine in that frosty mug.

Posted: 4/19/2014 7:40:34 PM EDT

[#9]

Gettin' old sucks.

Is it the knees or the memory that's the first to go?

I can't remember..

Posted: 4/19/2014 7:55:40 PM EDT

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No,, it's the alcohol consumption.

Posted: 4/20/2014 5:48:41 AM EDT

[#11]

"Sucks being you." AJ Soprano.

Posted: 4/20/2014 8:06:44 AM EDT

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If your lawn mower doesn't have a place to attach a cold beer holder you must get one of those safety drinking helmets

with a cold beer holder on each side with flexible clear tubing through which to suck the cold beer while driving or pushing said lawn mower.

Posted: 4/20/2014 10:47:59 AM EDT

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If your lawn mower doesn't have a place to attach a cold beer holder you must get one of those safety drinking helmets

with a cold beer holder on each side with flexible clear tubing through which to suck the cold beer while driving or pushing said lawn mower.

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Get a rider with a beer holder problem solved

If your lawn mower doesn't have a place to attach a cold beer holder you must get one of those safety drinking helmets

with a cold beer holder on each side with flexible clear tubing through which to suck the cold beer while driving or pushing said lawn mower.

Hell, if I did that, all my neighbors would be following me around, I'd be afraid of being MUGGED

Posted: 4/20/2014 5:53:25 PM EDT

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Rubbing alcohol and lemonade mix. Go.

Just kidding. Some kids did that when i was in grade school. One of them went blind.

Posted: 4/21/2014 12:27:51 PM EDT

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Just kidding. Some kids did that when i was in grade school. One of them went blind.

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little bastard probably put too much damn lemonade mix in it

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