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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Want some hot sauce?

Posted: 8/21/2016 2:29:51 PM EDT

Making a vat right now, should be ready by months end. Pm me your info and I'll send you a bottle when it's ready.
This batch is made with 4lbs of scorpions mixed moruga and butch t. 1lbs ghost, a couple hand fulls of reapers and some portuguese longs that I just started fucking with.
All home grown

Posted: 8/21/2016 2:52:19 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm in for some. I like hot sauce.

Posted: 8/21/2016 5:07:05 PM EDT

[#2]

Expect FDA letter coming soon in the mail.

Posted: 8/21/2016 5:41:30 PM EDT

[#3]

They're not getting any

Posted: 8/25/2016 4:01:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Thanks for the interest guys, all bottles are reserved.
I going to try to have them to y'all before labor day weekend.

Posted: 8/25/2016 5:36:07 PM EDT

[#5]

If you got a no-namer available, i'm in!

Posted: 8/27/2016 5:20:55 AM EDT

[#6]

In for a bottle

Posted: 8/27/2016 9:47:31 AM EDT

[#7]

Got three more request since shutting it down

So.... I'll crack another jar. Probably have 4 or 5 more bottles.
Don't think I'll make labor day.

Posted: 8/27/2016 12:22:18 PM EDT

[#8]

LOL - out of stock!

Posted: 8/27/2016 7:04:42 PM EDT

[#9]

OP says he has more if still interested.

Posted: 10/2/2016 9:08:09 PM EDT

[#10]

Shipping tomorrow! Two completely different types of sauce, a sweet heat and a general purpose.

Posted: 10/3/2016 7:54:34 AM EDT

[#11]

That looks like real good hot sauce.

Posted: 10/3/2016 10:12:52 AM EDT

[#12]

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Shipping tomorrow! Two completely different types of sauce, a sweet heat and a general purpose.
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Eye catching packaging.
Nice!

Posted: 10/3/2016 7:35:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Next two are in the planning stages

Posted: 10/4/2016 5:35:32 AM EDT

[#14]

can i get in on this? that sounds fucking delicious

Posted: 10/4/2016 5:42:20 AM EDT

[#15]

Gotta get on the list

Posted: 10/5/2016 3:34:22 PM EDT

[#16]

I come home from work to find a package on my desk. My wife asks, 'What did you order?' I reply, "Nothing. I don't remember ordering anything." to which she says, 'Of course not. You order so much stuff you don't remember anything.'

Then I pickup the package and open jt to find:

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AWESOME! I can't wait to eat it. Thanks!

Posted: 10/5/2016 5:05:13 PM EDT

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I come home from work to find a package on my desk. My wife asks, 'What did you order?' I reply, "Nothing. I don't remember ordering anything." to which she says, 'Of course not. You order so much stuff you don't remember anything.'

Then I pickup the package and open jt to find:
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AWESOME! I can't wait to eat it. Thanks!

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Hey JACK, THANKS!!! Had some EB with my chili, on avocado and sweet potato! AWESOME - thanks again!!!

Posted: 10/5/2016 6:09:34 PM EDT

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I come home from work to find a package on my desk. My wife asks, 'What did you order?' I reply, "Nothing. I don't remember ordering anything." to which she says, 'Of course not. You order so much stuff you don't remember anything.'

Then I pickup the package and open jt to find:
http://<a href=http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff503/nomadcity/IMG_20161005_152918.jpg</a>" />

AWESOME! I can't wait to eat it. Thanks!

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Got mine also thank you so much can't wait to try it.

Posted: 10/5/2016 7:35:47 PM EDT

[#19]

Pfft, that's nothing. Yesterday I came home to this...

My wife loves me

Enjoy responsibly and don't get any eye bleach on your dong

seriously.

Posted: 10/5/2016 7:39:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Enjoy responsibly and don't get any eye bleach on your dong seriously.

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Or any mucous membrane - eye, nose, pen1s, vagna, angus. This is a case of DON'T PEPPER your ANGUS!!!!

Posted: 10/5/2016 8:24:18 PM EDT

[#21]

About twenty years ago I had Blair's After Death sauce for the first time. Keep in mind that I was nowhere near the macho asshole I am today. I had no clue what that shit was about. About twenty minutes after regaining my composure my eyes, nose, and dick were on fire for what seemed like forever. Washing your hands does not help when messing with that stuff

Posted: 10/5/2016 8:44:47 PM EDT

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About twenty years ago I had Blair's After Death sauce for the first time. Keep in mind that I was nowhere near the macho asshole I am today. I had no clue what that shit was about. About twenty minutes after regaining my composure my eyes, nose, and dick were on fire for what seemed like forever. Washing your hands does not help when messing with that stuff

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Is that the stuff you have to sign a waiver for? I remember a few years back I had to sign a waiver to try hot sauce on the end of a toothpick. It was sweet at first but as it sat there it got hotter and hotter. I broke out in a cold sweat got dizzy and my vision blurred. It was frickin' awesome. I can't remember the name of it; nor do I know what you'd actually do with it other than weaponize it.

Posted: 10/5/2016 8:51:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Nothing like that, IIRC I got it at Delicious Orchards. I was always the "I like hot food" guy but I had no idea, totally different level. Not sure how it would hold up today, I've come a long way.

Posted: 10/6/2016 9:01:23 AM EDT

[#24]

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About twenty years ago I had Blair's After Death sauce for the first time. Keep in mind that I was nowhere near the macho asshole I am today. I had no clue what that shit was about. About twenty minutes after regaining my composure my eyes, nose, and dick were on fire for what seemed like forever. Washing your hands does not help when messing with that stuff

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True story: NOT ME!

A client of mine back in the early 80's was a very good client of mine. He invited my family (wife and very young BIL) for something vaguely resembling Chinese or Korean food. He tells me as he's preparing the meal about not touching the Mrs. after preparing because he wasn't careful the first time, he put her vag on FIRE, his Dick and one eye!!! LOLOL, said he had no idea whether to shit or literally go blind.

I use gloves for everything...

BTW- some of those sensual lubes use some kind of capsaicin or cinnamon derivative to generate the *warmth*. If anyone has Heat sensitivities I would not advise those.... although I have seen some who are OK with figging.

Posted: 10/6/2016 8:14:13 PM EDT

[#25]

Wife made some potatoes with dinner tonight. I decided to douse them with some Eye Bleach. M'yep....that's fucking hot sauce.

A little dab'll do ya.

Posted: 10/16/2016 9:35:21 AM EDT

[#26]

AAR

The Eye Bleach, which I was pronouncing Bleh-ek, don't ask me. Hot but tasty - love it!!!!

The Liberal DOUCHE? Soooo delicious and hot at the end - just incredible flavor, I almost but don't use it as ketchup!

totalabuse!!!! thank you

- you created some great tasting condiments!!!

Posted: 10/16/2016 10:29:45 AM EDT

[#27]

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AAR

The Eye Bleach, which I was pronouncing Bleh-ek, don't ask me. Hot but tasty - love it!!!!

The Liberal DOUCHE? Soooo delicious and hot at the end - just incredible flavor, I almost but don't use it as ketchup!

totalabuse!!!! thank you

- you created some great tasting condiments!!!

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Thanks homie, I have about two gallons of Douche so don't be afraid. Great on fish, chicken, and burgers. After smoking some ribs I coated them with it, grilled at very high heat for about two minutes. Seared right in

I picked just shy of two pounds of reapers the other day for dehydrating (made .25#

) The wife comes home and says good thing because we're getting a frost. So there I am half shifted in the middle of the night with a headlamp picking everything that looks remotely ripe.
Came up with this.

In the end here's my head stash. The bowl is going in the smoker later this afternoon for a new sauce (started a brisket at 5am

)

It was a great growing season

Posted: 10/16/2016 4:31:27 PM EDT

[#28]

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Thanks homie, I have about two gallons of Douche so don't be afraid. Great on fish, chicken, and burgers. After smoking some ribs I coated them with it, grilled at very high heat for about two minutes. Seared right in

I picked just shy of two pounds of reapers the other day for dehydrating (made .25#

) The wife comes home and says good thing because we're getting a frost. So there I am half shifted in the middle of the night with a headlamp picking everything that looks remotely ripe.

Came up with this.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/totalabuse/DSC_0016_zps6pxwquwz.jpg

In the end here's my head stash. The bowl is going in the smoker later this afternoon for a new sauce (started a brisket at 5am

)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/totalabuse/DSC_0017_zpsfz2uljqa.jpg

It was a great growing season

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AAR

The Eye Bleach, which I was pronouncing Bleh-ek, don't ask me. Hot but tasty - love it!!!!

The Liberal DOUCHE? Soooo delicious and hot at the end - just incredible flavor, I almost but don't use it as ketchup!

totalabuse!!!! thank you

- you created some great tasting condiments!!!

Thanks homie, I have about two gallons of Douche so don't be afraid. Great on fish, chicken, and burgers. After smoking some ribs I coated them with it, grilled at very high heat for about two minutes. Seared right in

I picked just shy of two pounds of reapers the other day for dehydrating (made .25#

) The wife comes home and says good thing because we're getting a frost. So there I am half shifted in the middle of the night with a headlamp picking everything that looks remotely ripe.

Came up with this.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/totalabuse/DSC_0016_zps6pxwquwz.jpg

In the end here's my head stash. The bowl is going in the smoker later this afternoon for a new sauce (started a brisket at 5am

)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/totalabuse/DSC_0017_zpsfz2uljqa.jpg

It was a great growing season

Looks amazing

Posted: 10/16/2016 4:36:51 PM EDT

[#29]

Indeed

I just wish the damn skunk didn't get into the jalapeños

Not a single salvageable plant.

ETA. About forty pounds pictured.

Posted: 10/17/2016 5:56:10 AM EDT

[#30]

got them. remarkable flavor!!!

i tried the liberal douche on a few chips and it's amazing.

the eye bleach is delicious. 1/4 teaspoon in a bowl of chili had me sweating like a whore in church

PM me regarding your decals.

P.S.--you should start selling this sauce!!!

Posted: 10/18/2016 6:10:28 PM EDT

[#31]

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got them. remarkable flavor!!!

i tried the liberal douche on a few chips and it's amazing.

the eye bleach is delicious. 1/4 teaspoon in a bowl of chili had me sweating like a whore in church

PM me regarding your decals.

P.S.--you should start selling this sauce!!!

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True, my Wife said that man's got talent!!!!

Thanks again !!!!