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Posted: 4/6/2012 6:30:00 AM
Originally Posted By Casper135:
Had things stolen in hotels also which is why I know live out of my Rush Bag and take everything with me when I leave the room each day. Of course I returned to the hotel one Thursday evening having been there since Monday morning and let myself in to find a naked man on my bed reading the paper. Not sure who was more surprised him or me. I went back down to reception and told the girl on the desk what had just happened and asked if I could upgrade to the naked woman option instead. 
they had not got any record of me ever having stayed in the hotel at all and had rented the room out. I got another one for that night and left in the morning. Ended up staying the whole week and paying only for that last night. They lost all the drinks and meals as well so couldn't complain too much as had put everyones bar bill on my room that week so we all had free drinks and boy had we had a lot. Mike Are you sure you were in the right hotel?  |
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Casper135
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Posted: 4/6/2012 7:12:24 AM
Yes, had not had that much to drink, lol Everyone else in the group still had there rooms just me that had been lost. My wife said she may try that for me when I get home one day if I don't behave and stop spending large sums of money on shooting. By that she actually means spending money on my shooting I can spend as much as I like on her shooting, such is marriage.
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Posted: 4/6/2012 7:40:09 AM
Originally Posted By Casper135: Yes, had not had that much to drink, lol Everyone else in the group still had there rooms just me that had been lost. My wife said she may try that for me when I get home one day if I don't behave and stop spending large sums of money on shooting. By that she actually means spending money on my shooting I can spend as much as I like on her shooting, such is marriage. Welcome to the forum.............  .....if I've already said that I'll put it down to the medication... |
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Posted: 4/6/2012 8:24:43 AM
Originally Posted By FALus:
Originally Posted By Schlange:
Originally Posted By Saddler:
That Danish blonde tart they promised you looks excited to be getting a nights work at last!! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wg2mnzIH9mI/TJ_SLprM2rI/AAAAAAAAHD4/nafAuVJeJtg/s1600/Top_Ugly_Woman__22.jpg Oh sweet Jesus, erase that from my mind! 
You know you want her! I've had worse! |
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Schlange
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Posted: 4/6/2012 11:39:58 AM
Originally Posted By SOTA: And he admits to it, WTF man? Originally Posted By FALus: Originally Posted By Schlange: Originally Posted By Saddler: That Danish blonde tart they promised you looks excited to be getting a nights work at last!! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wg2mnzIH9mI/TJ_SLprM2rI/AAAAAAAAHD4/nafAuVJeJtg/s1600/Top_Ugly_Woman__22.jpg Oh sweet Jesus, erase that from my mind! You know you want her! I've had worse!  |
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Posted: 4/6/2012 12:12:06 PM
Originally Posted By Schlange:
Originally Posted By SOTA:
And he admits to it, WTF man? Originally Posted By FALus:
Originally Posted By Schlange:
Originally Posted By Saddler:
That Danish blonde tart they promised you looks excited to be getting a nights work at last!! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wg2mnzIH9mI/TJ_SLprM2rI/AAAAAAAAHD4/nafAuVJeJtg/s1600/Top_Ugly_Woman__22.jpg Oh sweet Jesus, erase that from my mind!
You know you want her! I've had worse!
It is actually a tradition in the British Army; often called a Dragon night. Everybody heads into the nearest town and before splitting up for the evening deceide on a pub to meet in before last orders; the bloke with the ugliest bint at the end of the evening wins. 
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Schlange
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Posted: 4/7/2012 12:50:24 AM
Originally Posted By Strangely_Brown: Originally Posted By Schlange: Originally Posted By SOTA: And he admits to it, WTF man? Originally Posted By FALus: Originally Posted By Schlange: Originally Posted By Saddler: That Danish blonde tart they promised you looks excited to be getting a nights work at last!! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wg2mnzIH9mI/TJ_SLprM2rI/AAAAAAAAHD4/nafAuVJeJtg/s1600/Top_Ugly_Woman__22.jpg Oh sweet Jesus, erase that from my mind! You know you want her! I've had worse! It is actually a tradition in the British Army; often called a Dragon night. Everybody heads into the nearest town and before splitting up for the evening deceide on a pub to meet in before last orders; the bloke with the ugliest bint at the end of the evening wins. You guys seem to have a whole different definition of winning. |
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Posted: 4/7/2012 7:31:16 AM
Originally Posted By Strangely_Brown:
Originally Posted By Schlange:
Originally Posted By SOTA:
And he admits to it, WTF man? Originally Posted By FALus:
Originally Posted By Schlange:
Originally Posted By Saddler:
That Danish blonde tart they promised you looks excited to be getting a nights work at last!! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wg2mnzIH9mI/TJ_SLprM2rI/AAAAAAAAHD4/nafAuVJeJtg/s1600/Top_Ugly_Woman__22.jpg Oh sweet Jesus, erase that from my mind!
You know you want her! I've had worse!
It is actually a tradition in the British Army; often called a Dragon night. Everybody heads into the nearest town and before splitting up for the evening deceide on a pub to meet in before last orders; the bloke with the ugliest bint at the end of the evening wins.
Not just the Army  |
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Casper135
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Posted: 4/7/2012 9:07:28 AM
We called it Grab a Granny when I was in
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Posted: 4/7/2012 2:46:29 PM
Its called pull- a - pig night in Barnsley.
I usually won . 
I remember one night pulling a black lady of around 20 stone. That was a major win. Lord she was ugly.
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Posted: 4/7/2012 3:16:25 PM
Some mates of mine (no, that doesn't mean me!) used to go to a shitty grab a granny/pork a pig pub called The Darenth Tavern near Dartford in kent.
I though they were doing it for a laugh, turns out they were just fucking desperate! |
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Posted: 4/7/2012 4:07:52 PM
Warned you Ealing was ruff
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