Q: What does the Tennessee Football Program and a sand castle have in common??
A: They both look real good, then the TIDE ROLLS IN!!!
Q: How do you get a Tennessee Football Fan to stop beating his wife???
A: Dress her in Crimson!!!
Q: What do you call 32 Tennesse women in one room?
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday...They can wear it when they go hunting on Sunday...and they can wear it to work on Monday when they're picking up garbage at the roadside!
Q: What do Tennessee fans call I-59,I-24,I-75,I-40 from Birmingham to Knoxville?
A: The trail of Tears.
Name a favorite Tennessee whiskey: Jack Daniels
Now, Name a favorite Tennessee WINE: 'WE CAN'T NEVER BEAT BAMA!"
A man walked up to a couple of college students, one with an Awbun shirt on, and the other one with a UT shirt on. The man asked the Awbun student what "Auburn" stood for. The student replied, "Alabama Usually Beats Us Red Necks." The man looked over at the UT student and he could tell the student wanted to put in his 2 cents, so he asked the UT student what UT stood for. The UT student replied, "Us Too!"
Did you hear about the 2 men captured in Iraq? They ended up being football fans. One was a Bama fan and the other was a vols fan. They were about to be executed, and they asked for any last requests. The vols fan said he sure would like to hear rocky top just one last time. They decided that would be ok. And then they asked the Bama fan for his. He asked to be shot first before they played it.