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GraniteClimber
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Posted: 4/21/2012 4:13:11 AM

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Who is the absolute best attorney in Hillsboro for driving related issues? I could use some recommendations.

Cost is not a factor.

Thank you.
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Posted: 4/21/2012 7:50:59 PM
What did you get caught doing?!
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Posted: 4/21/2012 11:09:36 PM
Depends on what you mean "driving related issues." Failure to obey a traffic control device is a LOT different than 4th time DUI.
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Posted: 4/22/2012 12:21:27 AM
Someone brought the Hobbit out from under the bridge? Impressive
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Posted: 4/22/2012 10:27:35 PM
Originally Posted By benjio:
Someone brought the Hobbit out from under the bridge? Impressive


I try to get one post a month in, whether I need it or not.

But I'm sure you'll agree that I'm qualified - if not uniquely - to answer the OP's question, *if* I can get further information on the issue.
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Posted: 4/23/2012 1:33:05 AM
Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
Originally Posted By benjio:
Someone brought the Hobbit out from under the bridge? Impressive


I try to get one post a month in, whether I need it or not.

But I'm sure you'll agree that I'm qualified - if not uniquely - to answer the OP's question, *if* I can get further information on the issue.


He said Hillsboro, not Hermiston. Your qualifications are pretty worthless over there...
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Posted: 4/23/2012 11:03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Predator:
Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
Originally Posted By benjio:
Someone brought the Hobbit out from under the bridge? Impressive


I try to get one post a month in, whether I need it or not.

But I'm sure you'll agree that I'm qualified - if not uniquely - to answer the OP's question, *if* I can get further information on the issue.


He said Hillsboro, not Hermiston. Your qualifications are pretty worthless over there...


My qualifications are a Rolodex of attorney names all over the state and an intimate acquaintance with many of the judges such that I could ask them "who does well in your court."

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Posted: 4/24/2012 2:41:08 AM
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I know what he didn't say... "Redmond" How is the air up there anyways?



If it was me I'd be asking da Hobbit "how much $$$ do you cost". I'm sure he gets vacation time he could use to make a couple bucks over here on the weird side of the state... Heck, I bet he'd combine it with a buy/trade/barter/sell/BS session with his westside homies.
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Posted: 4/25/2012 10:35:13 PM
Originally Posted By benjio:
I know what he didn't say... "Redmond" How is the air up there anyways?



If it was me I'd be asking da Hobbit "how much $$$ do you cost". I'm sure he gets vacation time he could use to make a couple bucks over here on the weird side of the state... Heck, I bet he'd combine it with a buy/trade/barter/sell/BS session with his westside homies.


Heck, I've done contract litigation out in Tillamook. Tried to talk the client into somebody local-er, but she wasn't interested.

Got what she wanted, so she was happy.
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Posted: 4/26/2012 11:19:04 AM
Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
Originally Posted By benjio:
I know what he didn't say... "Redmond" How is the air up there anyways?



If it was me I'd be asking da Hobbit "how much $$$ do you cost". I'm sure he gets vacation time he could use to make a couple bucks over here on the weird side of the state... Heck, I bet he'd combine it with a buy/trade/barter/sell/BS session with his westside homies.


Heck, I've done contract litigation out in Tillamook. Tried to talk the client into somebody local-er, but she wasn't interested.

Got what she wanted, so she was happy.


What was that...A big ass bill?
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Posted: 4/27/2012 11:29:33 PM
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What was that...A big ass bill?


Property back and her bill paid by the losing side.

It don't get better than that.
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Posted: 4/30/2012 4:25:28 AM
Did she pay in watermelons?
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Posted: 4/30/2012 12:31:09 PM
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Did she pay in watermelons?


For a second I thought that was a black joke... Then I remembered where da Hobbit is.
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Posted: 4/30/2012 2:11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Predator:
Did she pay in watermelons?


For a second I thought that was a black joke... Then I remembered where da Hobbit is.


"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week." -George S. Patton
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Posted: 4/30/2012 11:03:01 PM
So whatever happened to the OP in this decidedly hijacked thread?
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Posted: 4/30/2012 11:42:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
So whatever happened to the OP in this decidedly hijacked thread?


He got sentenced to 30 days in county, cuz no one would give him a good answer, in a timely fashion.
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Posted: 5/1/2012 1:30:06 AM
Originally Posted By SMPrider112:
Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
So whatever happened to the OP in this decidedly hijacked thread?


He got sentenced to 30 days in county, cuz no one would give him a good answer, in a timely fashion.


More like he didn't ask the right questions. He was pretty cryptic about what he needed.
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Posted: 5/1/2012 1:43:00 AM
Originally Posted By benjio:
Originally Posted By SMPrider112:
Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
So whatever happened to the OP in this decidedly hijacked thread?


He got sentenced to 30 days in county, cuz no one would give him a good answer, in a timely fashion.


More like he didn't ask the right questions. He was pretty cryptic about what he needed.


That is true!
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Posted: 5/2/2012 11:42:47 PM
Originally Posted By SMPrider112:
Originally Posted By Gunhobbit:
So whatever happened to the OP in this decidedly hijacked thread?


He got sentenced to 30 days in county, cuz no one would give him a good answer, in a timely fashion.


Well, that'll teach him to ask better questions, I guess. It doesn't do any good to go looking for an attorney the night before trial.


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Posted: 5/3/2012 12:57:45 AM
The correct answer is that we get together with our hacksaws and cut down all the red light traffic cameras.
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Posted: 5/3/2012 1:26:38 AM
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The correct answer is that we get together with our hacksaws and cut down all the red light traffic cameras.


I actually agree with this one. As i've thought about it over the last couple years I have decided that all forms of electic ticket-issuing are retarded and shouldn't be allowed. No matter what the purveyors of these wonderful devices state as their benefit to society, they are simply another form of revenue and basically a tax without legislation... If they all dissapeared tomorrow the world would be a better place.
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Posted: 5/3/2012 5:18:02 AM
Originally Posted By benjio:
Originally Posted By Danielisright:
The correct answer is that we get together with our hacksaws and cut down all the red light traffic cameras.


I actually agree with this one. As i've thought about it over the last couple years I have decided that all forms of electic ticket-issuing are retarded and shouldn't be allowed. No matter what the purveyors of these wonderful devices state as their benefit to society, they are simply another form of revenue and basically a tax without legislation... If they all dissapeared tomorrow the world would be a better place.


Totally agree!! I'm a firm believer in discretion...sometimes people just need a ticket, sometimes just being stopped and called out for bad driving is all that's needed with a warning. I'd say very seldom do I know if I'm gonna write a ticket before I even contact the driver. A lot depends on if the person seems like they learned their lesson, some just down right fail the attitude test , and some violations are so egregious/dangerous that I know before I even flip on the lights that they're getting a ticket. With red-light cameras and photo radar everyone gets a ticket that commits the violation. Whatever happened to being able to face yer accuser?? Pretty sure there was an amendment to that constitution thingy about this? Maybe the 6th one or something?