Well, not only did I land the job, I'll graduate from the Sheriff's Academy tomorrow morning (12 DEC).
I did well enough on the weekly and final exams that I'm getting the class academic achievement award. (Out of 7 exams, my average was 98.18%.) I started the class with a lot of trepidation regarding the physical training, as I am a disabled vet with asthma and arthritis. But, I actually did surprisingly well, and survived a 5.13 mile run. My left ankle has been in pain for weeks, but I've been taking enough ibuprofen to not feel it too badly.
Getting Tased isn't much fun, I'll tell you that much. It caused my back to hurt for about a week or so. It was sore enough that I came very close to calling it quits. But, I took some ibuprofen, coated myself in Ben-Gay, and drove the fuck on. The frigging OC was pretty bad, too. Most people say they'd rather be Tased again before getting sprayed again. I'm not so sure I agree with them, however, especially as much as the Taser hurt my back. The effects of the OC were pretty much gone that night, except for some minor eye irritation the following day. (Driving home the afternoon we were sprayed, I must have appeared to be driving drunk, as I could barely keep my eyes open.)
As an aside, I randomly ran into TacticalMustang this afternoon, at Larry's. I was in uniform and he struck up a conversation. It didn't take long for me to put two and two together and realize who he was. If you guys haven't had the chance to meet him, or at least chat with him, it's your loss. He strikes me as a genuinely good dude, who offered me a considerable bit of advice, both in this thread and in IM's we exchanged before I started the academy. TM, it was really great to meet you and put a face to an online persona. Thanks for your advice and shared wisdom.