Need help from fellow Marylandistanistas to find a place near S. Baltimore area (I live in Hanover) to pass my vehicle through inspection to get it tagged. Nothing mechanically wrong with it and I have kept it in perfect condition, but has some "cosmetic issues" (according to this nanny-state). Willing to spend $200 to an inspector who pass it. Let me know if you know some one.

Lift kit?

tiny chip in windshield and tires stick out past fenders by a mm

So, you've just publicly posted that you're willing to give an inspector a $200 bribe to pass your car through.  And you expect people to publicly list someone so Maryland State Police can say "AH HAH, let's put him under special scrutiny".  Are you a complete idiot or do you work for MSP?

if those are my choices then i'm gonna have to go with 'idiot'.

i have read the code, and both issues are borderline, not disqualifiers but several people said they wouldn't pass it only to give me >$900 quotes to "fix" the issues. actually, by the letter of the law, the tires should pass and the windshield chip is up to interpretation (the way the code is worded). the $200 is not a bribe per say, but just incentive to judge on the side of "passing" since the only 2 issues preventing me from registering fall in a grey area.

if you know someone, PM me and don't post it publicly.

i'm not trying to break any laws, just have something that is vaguely written and open to interpretation fall in my favor.
if the state of Maryland doesn't want my money, i'm not going to fight or pay for the "privilege" to give it to them.