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Posted: 1/24/2015 2:33:18 PM EDT

Thought some of you might be interested...

Get your very own "Bag of Dicks"

Posted: 1/24/2015 2:40:34 PM EDT

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bag of dicks

ha

Posted: 1/24/2015 2:46:14 PM EDT

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Damnitt, beat!

Posted: 1/24/2015 2:56:31 PM EDT

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And by some ten minutes too.

Posted: 1/24/2015 3:01:17 PM EDT

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I read yours first cause this got bumped.

I have a feeling that they're going to be all like WTF when the CT sales of the dicks bag goes through the roof lol.

Posted: 1/24/2015 3:02:50 PM EDT

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So groop buy and send one to Dickhead Dany boy in Hartford

Posted: 1/24/2015 4:23:07 PM EDT

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We already have a bag overflowing with dicks:

Malloy
Looney
Heslin
Bardin
Hockley
Breeding Bitches Demand Actoion (BBDA)
Obama
Biden
......

Need I go on?

Posted: 1/24/2015 4:27:01 PM EDT

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That may be on the upcoming list of proposed bans/restrictions..... The bag has camo on it and looks scary.

Posted: 1/24/2015 6:28:30 PM EDT

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That may be on the upcoming list of proposed bans/restrictions..... The bag has camo on it and looks scary.

Already banned in at least one state (Texas):

SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY

Sec. 43.21. DEFINITIONS. (a) In this subchapter:

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(7) "Obscene device" means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

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Sec. 43.23. OBSCENITY. (a) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.

(b) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.

(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:

(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or

(2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or that contributes to its obscenity.

(d) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.

(e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.

(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

Posted: 1/24/2015 7:03:55 PM EDT

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CT does have its own obscenity laws.

OBSCENITY AND RELATED OFFENSES
Sec. 53a-193. Definitions.
The following definitions are applicable to this section and sections 53a-194 to 53a-210, inclusive:
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(10) “Material” means anything tangible which is capable of being used or adapted to arouse prurient, shameful or morbid interest, whether through the medium of reading, observation, sound or in any other manner. Undeveloped photographs, molds, printing plates, and the like, may be deemed obscene notwithstanding that processing or other acts may be required to make the obscenity patent or to disseminate it.

Sec. 53a-194. Obscenity: Class B misdemeanor.
(a) A person is guilty of obscenity when, knowing its content and character, he promotes, or possesses with intent to promote, any obscene material or performance.

(b) Obscenity is a class B misdemeanor.

Posted: 1/24/2015 9:29:37 PM EDT

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Fuck the obscenity laws.

Posted: 1/24/2015 10:53:38 PM EDT

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Already banned in at least one state (Texas):

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That may be on the upcoming list of proposed bans/restrictions..... The bag has camo on it and looks scary.

Already banned in at least one state (Texas):

SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY

Sec. 43.21. DEFINITIONS. (a) In this subchapter:

...

(7) "Obscene device" means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

...

Sec. 43.23. OBSCENITY. (a) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.

(b) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.

(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:

(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or

(2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or that contributes to its obscenity.

(d) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.

(e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.

(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

WILL NOT COMPLY!!!

MOLON LABIA

6+1!

30 identical dildos is not a crime!

Posted: 1/25/2015 10:19:00 AM EDT

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WILL NOT COMPLY!!!

MOLON LABIA

6+1!

30 identical dildos is not a crime!

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That may be on the upcoming list of proposed bans/restrictions..... The bag has camo on it and looks scary.

Already banned in at least one state (Texas):

SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY

Sec. 43.21. DEFINITIONS. (a) In this subchapter:

...

(7) "Obscene device" means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

...

Sec. 43.23. OBSCENITY. (a) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.

(b) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.

(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:

(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or

(2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or that contributes to its obscenity.

(d) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.

(e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.

(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

WILL NOT COMPLY!!!

MOLON LABIA

6+1!

30 identical dildos is not a crime!