your two toddler boys (2 &3) are in the bathroom allegedly in the tub. You hear the three year old say "No, that won't go down. It is too big!" and then you hear the sound of a toilet flushing.



ETA: I think I got all the foam letters out.

I've been told that when I was young I threw a bar of soap down there. Twice. Apparently that stuff doesn't flush.

Toilet had to be removed and turned upside down in the back yard. Oops



Glad to hear you got lucky.

What's really cool is to put the end of the toilet paper role in and flush and watch it unroll....

and repeat...

A firm I know of lacks integrity and has pulled all types of dirty stunts on their competitors. One of their competitors paid the floor above them a visit during a customer reception they were holding.
Several people stuffed the toilets full of newspaper and toilet paper, then flushed all 12 toilets at the same time.
The resultant flood on the floor above caused several ceilings to cave in and generally ruined what had been a great party.
A few other dirty tricks were pulled on that firm but they had it coming. They got the idea when it started costing them customers and money.

I really want to try this but the damn kids (who are now adults) waste too much TP already

A friend's dad was telling me a story from when he was a janitor at a school. Some kids shoved a lightbulb into the toilet, shoved a whole bunch of TP on top of that, then about 5 of them (this is an approximation due to the amount) took turns taking dumps on top of that.

The staff had to shove a stick down to break the light bulb.