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Posted: 8/24/2015 4:27:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2015 5:40:20 PM EDT
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Hmm...time to put our curiously two billed Sherlock Holmes hats on. Let's look at the clues...the mystery person is likely an NRA member, is affiliated with ARFcom, is an American (or wants us to believe they are) and has an affinity for window stickers.
We can only surmise, given the evidence at hand, that our mystery person is an unusually small with childlike features and extremely short T-rex type arms. The unsub (unidentified subject for y'all that aren't Joe Montegna fans) is a vegan but sneaks fried sammiches when nobody is looking. The unsub has a fascination with firearms and was likely turned down by military or law enforcement due to its squatty T-rex arms and resents authority. The unsub is most likely impotent and addicted to Viagra. The unsub's favorite color is purple and has a disturbing and deviant relationship with a moldy Barney plushie toy. The unsub may have firearms on his person but struggles to actually operate them so is considered short armed and slightly dangerous due to his ability to bite your kneecaps. Finally, after all profile information has been reviewed we believe the unsub to most likely be a gnome or hobbit, only direct examination of the body for hairy feet and gnome hats will determine for sure. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 6:56:26 PM EDT
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i'm gonna add, (and it's been awhile,and i was just around them, not eat up with it, so...) he's a CB-er (loading coil, left) and a Ham (right)
and he doesn't have dirt bikes. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 9:42:44 PM EDT
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i'm gonna add, (and it's been awhile,and i was just around them, not eat up with it, so...) he's a CB-er (loading coil, left) and a Ham (right) and he doesn't have dirt bikes. Good eye detective...the unsub can't ride dirt bikes cause of his short little T-rex arms. Probably has hands that smell like cabbage too. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:30:25 PM EDT
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Its likely both antennas are ham band, its an extremely rare ham who has a CB in their vehicle, as a matter of fact, I don't know any hams who have a CB in their vehicle, but I'm sure there must be a few, but not many.
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Posted: 8/25/2015 2:23:15 AM EDT
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Hmm...time to put our curiously two billed Sherlock Holmes hats on. Let's look at the clues...the mystery person is likely an NRA member, is affiliated with ARFcom, is an American (or wants us to believe they are) and has an affinity for window stickers. We can only surmise, given the evidence at hand, that our mystery person is an unusually small with childlike features and extremely short T-rex type arms. The unsub (unidentified subject for y'all that aren't Joe Montegna fans) is a vegan but sneaks fried sammiches when nobody is looking. The unsub has a fascination with firearms and was likely turned down by military or law enforcement due to its squatty T-rex arms and resents authority. The unsub is most likely impotent and addicted to Viagra. The unsub's favorite color is purple and has a disturbing and deviant relationship with a moldy Barney plushie toy. The unsub may have firearms on his person but struggles to actually operate them so is considered short armed and slightly dangerous due to his ability to bite your kneecaps. Finally, after all profile information has been reviewed we believe the unsub to most likely be a gnome or hobbit, only direct examination of the body for hairy feet and gnome hats will determine for sure. 
This is the most entertaining post I have read in the HTF in a long time. |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 5:46:24 AM EDT
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You must be suffering truck stop PTSD. 
This is the most entertaining post I have read in the HTF in a long time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmm...time to put our curiously two billed Sherlock Holmes hats on. Let's look at the clues...the mystery person is likely an NRA member, is affiliated with ARFcom, is an American (or wants us to believe they are) and has an affinity for window stickers. We can only surmise, given the evidence at hand, that our mystery person is an unusually small with childlike features and extremely short T-rex type arms. The unsub (unidentified subject for y'all that aren't Joe Montegna fans) is a vegan but sneaks fried sammiches when nobody is looking. The unsub has a fascination with firearms and was likely turned down by military or law enforcement due to its squatty T-rex arms and resents authority. The unsub is most likely impotent and addicted to Viagra. The unsub's favorite color is purple and has a disturbing and deviant relationship with a moldy Barney plushie toy. The unsub may have firearms on his person but struggles to actually operate them so is considered short armed and slightly dangerous due to his ability to bite your kneecaps. Finally, after all profile information has been reviewed we believe the unsub to most likely be a gnome or hobbit, only direct examination of the body for hairy feet and gnome hats will determine for sure.
You must be suffering truck stop PTSD.
This is the most entertaining post I have read in the HTF in a long time. |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 1:31:22 PM EDT
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This is the most entertaining post I have read in the HTF in a long time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmm...time to put our curiously two billed Sherlock Holmes hats on. Let's look at the clues...the mystery person is likely an NRA member, is affiliated with ARFcom, is an American (or wants us to believe they are) and has an affinity for window stickers. We can only surmise, given the evidence at hand, that our mystery person is an unusually small with childlike features and extremely short T-rex type arms. The unsub (unidentified subject for y'all that aren't Joe Montegna fans) is a vegan but sneaks fried sammiches when nobody is looking. The unsub has a fascination with firearms and was likely turned down by military or law enforcement due to its squatty T-rex arms and resents authority. The unsub is most likely impotent and addicted to Viagra. The unsub's favorite color is purple and has a disturbing and deviant relationship with a moldy Barney plushie toy. The unsub may have firearms on his person but struggles to actually operate them so is considered short armed and slightly dangerous due to his ability to bite your kneecaps. Finally, after all profile information has been reviewed we believe the unsub to most likely be a gnome or hobbit, only direct examination of the body for hairy feet and gnome hats will determine for sure.
This is the most entertaining post I have read in the HTF in a long time. Heck, GD hasn't been that entertaining in a long while! |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 4:58:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2015 10:44:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good eye detective...the unsub can't ride dirt bikes cause of his short little T-rex arms. Probably has hands that smell like cabbage too. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: i'm gonna add, (and it's been awhile,and i was just around them, not eat up with it, so...) he's a CB-er (loading coil, left) and a Ham (right) and he doesn't have dirt bikes. Good eye detective...the unsub can't ride dirt bikes cause of his short little T-rex arms. Probably has hands that smell like cabbage too.  |
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Posted: 8/27/2015 11:15:56 PM EDT
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Still no ID on the driver?
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Posted: 8/28/2015 9:18:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/28/2015 1:19:16 PM EDT
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Its likely both antennas are ham band, its an extremely rare ham who has a CB in their vehicle, as a matter of fact, I don't know any hams who have a CB in their vehicle, but I'm sure there must be a few, but not many. 
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Posted: 8/28/2015 11:35:25 PM EDT
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Its likely both antennas are ham band, its an extremely rare ham who has a CB in their vehicle, as a matter of fact, I don't know any hams who have a CB in their vehicle, but I'm sure there must be a few, but not many. Is that you cabbage hands? |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 9:05:19 AM EDT
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Its likely both antennas are ham band, its an extremely rare ham who has a CB in their vehicle, as a matter of fact, I don't know any hams who have a CB in their vehicle, but I'm sure there must be a few, but not many. Is that you cabbage hands? Nope. |
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Posted: 8/29/2015 8:33:03 PM EDT
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Darn, I wanted to see how close our professional profile was lol.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 2:06:31 PM EDT
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No BFL on my truck anymore. In fact no emblems at all. Silver went to pasture and the black truck took its place. Apparently though it is not PC to program the OnStar phone # into your girlfriend's phone under "My nig*a".
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:21:20 PM EDT
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No BFL on my truck anymore. In fact no emblems at all. Silver went to pasture and the black truck took its place. Apparently though it is not PC to program the OnStar phone # into your girlfriend's phone under "My nig*a".
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj195/leemozoid/20150820_163706_zpsptbwijmg.jpg That's just wrong lol. Why the stickerless stealth look? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 11:50:21 PM EDT
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That's just wrong lol. Why the stickerless stealth look? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No BFL on my truck anymore. In fact no emblems at all. Silver went to pasture and the black truck took its place. Apparently though it is not PC to program the OnStar phone # into your girlfriend's phone under "My nig*a".
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj195/leemozoid/20150820_163706_zpsptbwijmg.jpg That's just wrong lol. Why the stickerless stealth look? Stealth mode rocks. I renamed the onboard wifi hotspot NS[A Van 87.  
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Posted: 9/11/2015 7:29:00 PM EDT
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Its likely both antennas are ham band, its an extremely rare ham who has a CB in their vehicle, as a matter of fact, I don't know any hams who have a CB in their vehicle, but I'm sure there must be a few, but not many. I will. My buddy does. |
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