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Awww.....poor little garter snake. Was probably trying to help you with that mouse problem and was the unintended victim of senseless glue related violence. Poor little snake.
I had a good friend who accidentally stepped on one of those glue traps, nobody realized he was gone until the next morning when they found him behind the couch. Looked like he tried to pull himself free but that glue is so strong he only made it a few inches before succumbing. At the autopsy they said he probably died of exhaustion. Every time he tried to break free he got stuck even worse. The M.E. said he very likely would have survived if he had been wearing shoes or even socks but he never had a chance with bare feet. Your story, reminded me of that terrible, terrible night. Even now, years later, I can't even look at a glue trap with tearing up. |
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Awww.....poor little garter snake. Was probably trying to help you with that mouse problem and was the unintended victim of senseless glue related violence. Poor little snake. I had a good friend who accidentally stepped on one of those glue traps, nobody realized he was gone until the next morning when they found him behind the couch. Looked like he tried to pull himself free but that glue is so strong he only made it a few inches before succumbing. At the autopsy they said he probably died of exhaustion. Every time he tried to break free he got stuck even worse. The M.E. said he very likely would have survived if he had been wearing shoes or even socks but he never had a chance with bare feet. Your story, reminded me of that terrible, terrible night. Even now, years later, I can't even look at a glue trap with tearing up. View Quote I can imagine the mayhem if Brandi had stepped on the little guy with bare feet |
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Found a copperhead in the house a few years ago. That was exciting for a few moments.
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Many years ago, I'm guessing back around 1980, one of my employees wife was bitten by a copperhead in their bedroom, pretty freaky!
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Awww.....poor little garter snake. Was probably trying to help you with that mouse problem and was the unintended victim of senseless glue related violence. Poor little snake. I had a good friend who accidentally stepped on one of those glue traps, nobody realized he was gone until the next morning when they found him behind the couch. Looked like he tried to pull himself free but that glue is so strong he only made it a few inches before succumbing. At the autopsy they said he probably died of exhaustion. Every time he tried to break free he got stuck even worse. The M.E. said he very likely would have survived if he had been wearing shoes or even socks but he never had a chance with bare feet. Your story, reminded me of that terrible, terrible night. Even now, years later, I can't even look at a glue trap with tearing up. I can imagine the mayhem if Brandi had stepped on the little guy with bare feet I ain't skeered of no snake. |
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Awww.....poor little garter snake. Was probably trying to help you with that mouse problem and was the unintended victim of senseless glue related violence. Poor little snake. I had a good friend who accidentally stepped on one of those glue traps, nobody realized he was gone until the next morning when they found him behind the couch. Looked like he tried to pull himself free but that glue is so strong he only made it a few inches before succumbing. At the autopsy they said he probably died of exhaustion. Every time he tried to break free he got stuck even worse. The M.E. said he very likely would have survived if he had been wearing shoes or even socks but he never had a chance with bare feet. Your story, reminded me of that terrible, terrible night. Even now, years later, I can't even look at a glue trap with tearing up. I can imagine the mayhem if Brandi had stepped on the little guy with bare feet I ain't skeered of no snake. Good. Would you take care of my retculated python while my wife and I go to Nassau next month? ETA He is 12 foot long. My neighbor won't watch it anymore after a little incident with her pet cat. I talked her into me buying her a Doberman puppy to replace the cat. |
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Good. Would you take care of my retculated python while my wife and I go to Nassau next month? ETA He is 12 foot long. My neighbor won't watch it anymore after a little incident with her pet cat. I talked her into me buying her a Doberman puppy to replace the cat. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Awww.....poor little garter snake. Was probably trying to help you with that mouse problem and was the unintended victim of senseless glue related violence. Poor little snake. I had a good friend who accidentally stepped on one of those glue traps, nobody realized he was gone until the next morning when they found him behind the couch. Looked like he tried to pull himself free but that glue is so strong he only made it a few inches before succumbing. At the autopsy they said he probably died of exhaustion. Every time he tried to break free he got stuck even worse. The M.E. said he very likely would have survived if he had been wearing shoes or even socks but he never had a chance with bare feet. Your story, reminded me of that terrible, terrible night. Even now, years later, I can't even look at a glue trap with tearing up. I can imagine the mayhem if Brandi had stepped on the little guy with bare feet I ain't skeered of no snake. Good. Would you take care of my retculated python while my wife and I go to Nassau next month? ETA He is 12 foot long. My neighbor won't watch it anymore after a little incident with her pet cat. I talked her into me buying her a Doberman puppy to replace the cat. I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. |
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Quoted: I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Awww.....poor little garter snake. Was probably trying to help you with that mouse problem and was the unintended victim of senseless glue related violence. Poor little snake. I had a good friend who accidentally stepped on one of those glue traps, nobody realized he was gone until the next morning when they found him behind the couch. Looked like he tried to pull himself free but that glue is so strong he only made it a few inches before succumbing. At the autopsy they said he probably died of exhaustion. Every time he tried to break free he got stuck even worse. The M.E. said he very likely would have survived if he had been wearing shoes or even socks but he never had a chance with bare feet. Your story, reminded me of that terrible, terrible night. Even now, years later, I can't even look at a glue trap with tearing up. I can imagine the mayhem if Brandi had stepped on the little guy with bare feet I ain't skeered of no snake. Good. Would you take care of my retculated python while my wife and I go to Nassau next month? ETA He is 12 foot long. My neighbor won't watch it anymore after a little incident with her pet cat. I talked her into me buying her a Doberman puppy to replace the cat. I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. yeti`s, leprechauns, arfcomers..... |
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I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. yeti`s, leprechauns, arfcomers..... Truck drivers, perverts, convicts, moderators.... |
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I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. yeti`s, leprechauns, arfcomers..... Truck drivers, perverts, convicts, moderators.... I draw the line at truck drivers, perverts, convicts and moderators....terrible pets and even worse humans lol. Don't ban me!! I joke, I joke! Well that's true for half of them. |
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Quoted: I draw the line at truck drivers, perverts, convicts and moderators....terrible pets and even worse humans lol. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. yeti`s, leprechauns, arfcomers..... Truck drivers, perverts, convicts, moderators.... I draw the line at truck drivers, perverts, convicts and moderators....terrible pets and even worse humans lol. yea no kidding,ya just can`t keep them from peeing on the furniture.... |
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<a href="http://s367.photobucket.com/user/hotdogit250/media/ChineseRestaurant_zps34214fa0.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo119/hotdogit250/ChineseRestaurant_zps34214fa0.jpg</a> View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Probably go ahead and cook that right up.. right? <a href="http://s367.photobucket.com/user/hotdogit250/media/ChineseRestaurant_zps34214fa0.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo119/hotdogit250/ChineseRestaurant_zps34214fa0.jpg</a> "We no see your cat!" |
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I would but I'm not sure it would be a great fit with my cats. I've had cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, scorpions, tarantulas, turtles, snakes, horses and some I can't remember. yeti`s, leprechauns, arfcomers..... Truck drivers, perverts, convicts, moderators.... I draw the line at truck drivers, perverts, convicts and moderators....terrible pets and even worse humans lol. Don't ban me!! I joke, I joke! Well that's true for half of them. http://i.imgur.com/bYNAWSJ.jpg Somebody looks guilty... |
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Actually Wingman poops the floor pretty often these days but he's getting up in years so there's no swatting him with a newspaper anymore. LOL
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Hmm...It's an option. I've never been to one, how much do you make? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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LOL!! Oops, ignore that I'm banned. There is always the truck stop.... Hmm...It's an option. I've never been to one, how much do you make? Well, my in- laws have a huge part of several of them in this state. They paid for my wife's medical education and it didn't make a dent in their check book! They make a lot, I don't make anything off of them. |
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sooo you service for free?????? View Quote Nope, my wife is my ONLY ONE so I have to tell you that you have no chance with me. No kidding, she was with me ever moment she could when they did my TKR, the removal of the artificial joint, the month in the hospital on the antibiotics with no knee joint, the revision, and my recovery. I am lucky and blessed. I've had numerous broken bones, been gut shot, ripped the knee up a half dozen times, and my wife is always there and my teammates (soccer) will be there if she can't. I don't need no stinking truck stop! |
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View Quote Nope, I ain't leaving my wife. |
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Get your mind off the truck stop! It ain't healthy! |
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From what I'm gathering here, Twixxie isn't asking for a ring...just a little nookie in the shadow of a one stack Mack with a window in the back. "Truck stop love....it's driving him mad....it's making him crazy...".
Don't be stingy with it...you two can play "right Twix, left Twix...top Twix, bottom Twix" lol. |
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From what I'm gathering here, Twixxie isn't asking for a ring...just a little nookie in the shadow of a one stack Mack with a window in the back. "Truck stop love....it's driving him mad....it's making him crazy...". Don't be stingy with it...you two can play "right Twix, left Twix...top Twix, bottom Twix" lol. View Quote Please, put me back on ignore! |
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OP, if you catch a rattleheadedcoppermoccasin again, just use vegetable or olive oil to release it from the sticky trap. Once released, clean as much oil off and let it go to eat the critters you don't want in your house.
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Quoted: Quoted: From what I'm gathering here, Twixxie isn't asking for a ring...just a little nookie in the shadow of a one stack Mack with a window in the back. "Truck stop love....it's driving him mad....it's making him crazy...". Don't be stingy with it...you two can play "right Twix, left Twix...top Twix, bottom Twix" lol. Please, put me back on ignore! well you were begging for the days of yore... reap what ya sow buddy... |
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I don't think it could be as good (hilarious) as it once was but I do think it could a whole lot more entertaining than it is now. I think it was Ndenway that kept jabbing Dan that kept me laughing. I can't remember all that happened but I do remember I couldn't wait to read the posts here. It really was hilarious. Sick and perverted, but funny! |
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From what I'm gathering here, Twixxie isn't asking for a ring...just a little nookie in the shadow of a one stack Mack with a window in the back. "Truck stop love....it's driving him mad....it's making him crazy...". Don't be stingy with it...you two can play "right Twix, left Twix...top Twix, bottom Twix" lol. Please, put me back on ignore! I calls dem likes I sees dem! Spring is the time for loooooooove......even if it reeks of diesel fuel. LOL |
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I calls dem likes I sees dem! Spring is the time for loooooooove......even if it reeks of diesel fuel. LOL You wash your socks in diesel? Nope, if I walked anywhere near you and Twixxies aftermess I'd probably burn my shoes and socks. |
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I calls dem likes I sees dem! Spring is the time for loooooooove......even if it reeks of diesel fuel. LOL You wash your socks in diesel? Nope, if I walked anywhere near you and Twixxies aftermess I'd probably burn my shoes and socks. You wouldn't be walking if it was a threesome! |
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I calls dem likes I sees dem! Spring is the time for loooooooove......even if it reeks of diesel fuel. LOL You wash your socks in diesel? Nope, if I walked anywhere near you and Twixxies aftermess I'd probably burn my shoes and socks. You wouldn't be walking if it was a threesome! True, I'd just hang myself. LOL |
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