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Posted: 4/22/2015 7:25:17 PM EDT
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Suck my balls
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Posted: 4/22/2015 8:13:14 PM EDT
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eating of the 100 count boxes of crayola's wasn't the reason, it was when he washed them down with gallons of elmer's glue. only thing you can trust from a boy that drinks glue is that his momma don't have to worry about him shittin the bed, but it does break into her rainy day fund buying exlax for her crayola eating glue drinker, but I'm sure the boy don't mind none cause he is getting chocolate exlax candy to help color the porcelain, course we're pretty sure his momma don't want to hang the colored shitter on the fridge like she does his coloring book hero's  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are we atill talking about this? You got something better, poopsie? This place is too full of dull, sad sacks! Not any of you can measure up to my genius and wit.
I'm at a loss to why I even waste my tme here.  http://www.quickmeme.com/img/bc/bc134dd53c82cea59a48e87cb4fb912ef4075df5d92674a16416e2dec4b7123e.jpg eating of the 100 count boxes of crayola's wasn't the reason, it was when he washed them down with gallons of elmer's glue. only thing you can trust from a boy that drinks glue is that his momma don't have to worry about him shittin the bed, but it does break into her rainy day fund buying exlax for her crayola eating glue drinker, but I'm sure the boy don't mind none cause he is getting chocolate exlax candy to help color the porcelain, course we're pretty sure his momma don't want to hang the colored shitter on the fridge like she does his coloring book hero's 
Classic! Thanks Nden! Glad to see you posting! 
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Posted: 4/22/2015 8:14:55 PM EDT
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Suck my balls You can do better than that! 
Follow Nden's example, post something that will crack us up! 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:08:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2015 5:50:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/25/2015 12:07:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAny brand of alcohol, applied in the right dosage, can have that effect. |
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Posted: 4/25/2015 6:49:45 AM EDT
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Any brand of alcohol, applied in the right dosage, can have that effect. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Any brand of alcohol, applied in the right dosage, can have that effect. Jim, Jack, and Jose are always great ompanions and will make the party happen...... |
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Posted: 4/25/2015 10:35:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2015 5:22:37 PM EDT
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Hey LuckyDucky
  
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Posted: 4/28/2015 5:51:09 AM EDT
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Jim, Jack, and Jose are always great ompanions and will make the party happen...... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Any brand of alcohol, applied in the right dosage, can have that effect. Jim, Jack, and Jose are always great ompanions and will make the party happen...... I partied myself out a few years ago. I used to drink massive amounts of liquor to control pain when I didn't have access to a pain management program. Nowadays I don't need to drink like that and I can't even stand the taste of alcohol. Probably a good thing since alcohol and the meds I have to take combine to equal dead. My maximum party night is a Straw-ber-rita or if it's a wild one, two Straw-ber-ritas lol. Woo hoo! |
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Posted: 4/29/2015 5:23:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2015 5:36:35 PM EDT
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Quote Historybeen in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden 
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Posted: 4/29/2015 9:36:15 PM EDT
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been in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden
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been in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden
They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 12:03:14 PM EDT
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They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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been in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden
They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone. Are we still talking about this? |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 3:17:54 PM EDT
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They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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been in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden
They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone. Poop thread! IBTL!
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:13:15 PM EDT
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Poop thread! IBTL! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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been in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden
They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone. Poop thread! IBTL! That ain't poop, that is BS. And this HTF use to have the best BS on the interwebz!
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:56:44 PM EDT
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That ain't poop, that is BS. And this HTF use to have the best BS on the interwebz!
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been in a few of those a time or three in my life. sure I'll be in them again as family/friends go on, me I'm going to go in the oven, then have'm grind my bones while singing fe-fi-fo-fum I grind the bones of a dead & roasted Nden
They could give you an enema and put what's left in an envelope to slip under your tombstone. Poop thread! IBTL! That ain't poop, that is BS. And this HTF use to have the best BS on the interwebz!
You gotta admit, it's improved drastically since y'all started joking it up instead of whining about how funny it was. GO TEAM!!!! |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:55:56 PM EDT
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Are you gonna throw shit or just be a cheer leader?
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:07:47 AM EDT
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Are you gonna throw shit or just be a cheer leader?
Throwing stuff is far more fun 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:30:10 AM EDT
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Throwing stuff is far more fun
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Are you gonna throw shit or just be a cheer leader?
Throwing stuff is far more fun
It isn't getting the guys back from the truck stop! 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 8:33:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2015 1:47:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:31:55 PM EDT
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You gotta quit taking selfies! 
Quote HistoryLOL, Wing burn!!!! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:41:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You gotta quit taking selfies! Quote Historyjust wait until I do a layout with a bearskin rug....  |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 6:15:08 PM EDT
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just wait until I do a layout with a bearskin rug....
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just wait until I do a layout with a bearskin rug....
*shudder* take your time. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 7:57:47 PM EDT
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aww comeon I`m pretty...
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Posted: 5/1/2015 8:57:11 PM EDT
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aww comeon I`m pretty... Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 12:14:42 AM EDT
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Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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aww comeon I`m pretty... Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol. Somebody has been perv watching at the zoo. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:58:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 11:45:14 AM EDT
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Somebody has been perv watching at the zoo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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aww comeon I`m pretty... Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol. Somebody has been perv watching at the zoo. No! I've seen daa9mm in action at the truck stop!!!! Ewwwwwwwww |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:06:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No! I've seen daa9mm in action at the truck stop!!!! Ewwwwwwwww Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: aww comeon I`m pretty... Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol. Somebody has been perv watching at the zoo. No! I've seen daa9mm in action at the truck stop!!!! Ewwwwwwwww  |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:49:36 PM EDT
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No! I've seen daa9mm in action at the truck stop!!!! Ewwwwwwwww Quote HistoryQuoted:
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aww comeon I`m pretty... Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol. Somebody has been perv watching at the zoo. No! I've seen daa9mm in action at the truck stop!!!! Ewwwwwwwww Yep, I'm only 190 but my you-know-what looks like it belongs on an 800 lb silverback. Higgie may have swung on it at the truck stop, I don't know for sure but it sure sounds like he wanted too if he didn't.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:47:33 PM EDT
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most truckers use something like this to "thump" the tires checking for a flat
 sounds unnecessary for you. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:57:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:58:46 PM EDT
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Yep, I'm only 190 but my you-know-what looks like it belongs on an 800 lb silverback. Higgie may have swung on it at the truck stop, I don't know for sure but it sure sounds like he wanted too if he didn't.
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aww comeon I`m pretty... Compared to a Gorillas penis..... Yeah...... Alright!!!!! Lol. Somebody has been perv watching at the zoo. No! I've seen daa9mm in action at the truck stop!!!! Ewwwwwwwww Yep, I'm only 190 but my you-know-what looks like it belongs on an 800 lb silverback. Higgie may have swung on it at the truck stop, I don't know for sure but it sure sounds like he wanted too if he didn't.
I can only assume when you say "you-know-what", you are talking about your butt hair? It seems to fit your story anyway. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:16:10 PM EDT
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I think he is talking about his pet monkey. Just saying... |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:49:15 PM EDT
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I think he is talking about his pet monkey. Just saying... Mine was better. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 9:54:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/3/2015 7:56:14 AM EDT
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I can only assume when you say "you-know-what", you are talking about your butt hair? It seems to fit your story anyway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yep, I'm only 190 but my you-know-what looks like it belongs on an 800 lb silverback. Higgie may have swung on it at the truck stop, I don't know for sure but it sure sounds like he wanted too if he didn't.
I can only assume when you say "you-know-what", you are talking about your butt hair? It seems to fit your story anyway. My butt is as smooth as a new born baby's! Thanks for asking!
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Posted: 5/3/2015 11:40:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/3/2015 2:15:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI think I recognize her from some bars about closing time, and I think some guys with their beer glasses on picked her up at bar closing time... |
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Posted: 5/3/2015 5:09:11 PM EDT
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O so some of you have met my ex....
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Posted: 5/3/2015 5:09:40 PM EDT
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I think I recognize her from some bars about closing time, and I think some guys with their beer glasses on picked her up at bar closing time... Quote HistoryQuoted:
I think I recognize her from some bars about closing time, and I think some guys with their beer glasses on picked her up at bar closing time... At least you weren't hanging out at the truck stop with the rest of these pervs.
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Posted: 5/3/2015 9:47:11 PM EDT
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different truck stop....
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Posted: 5/4/2015 5:39:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/4/2015 6:26:36 PM EDT
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different truck stop.... The perverts here hit ALL of them sooner or later. 
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Posted: 5/4/2015 7:39:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/4/2015 8:19:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat guy must have lost a really, really hardcore bet. Guys with tramp stamps totally weird me out. |
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Posted: 5/4/2015 8:20:54 PM EDT
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and how many guys with trampstamps have you known
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Posted: 5/4/2015 8:25:46 PM EDT
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and how many guys with trampstamps have you known I've never actually met one but I've seen enough pictures to know it creeps me out. Hits too close to home for you maybe? lol |
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