Only because you asked ...
The web-site is fine after the geegaws are inactivated. (Using Firefox 24, the linked page won't scroll ... it just sort of scrunches together.)
Here's what I would do if I planned on using the web-site for service at some point in the future:
Firefox add-on: "YesScript 2.0" ... Deactivate javascript for the site.
Firefox add-on: "Element Hiding Helper for Adblock Plus 1.3" ... Hide the "campuscarpool.umw310.com###wpadminbar" element.
The second mod gets rid of the black-bar in my portion of the browser, that obscures text -- text that you presumably wrote to have visitors read -- while vertical-paging through the content. (I generally never return to sites that take away any of 'my' portion of the browser, such that paging up and down results in obscured text. If I believe I'll someday return to the site, I get rid of the obscuring crap using Element Hiding Helper prior to bookmarking. Such sites include news.yahoo.com, washingtonpost.com, nytimes.com, time.com ... among many others.)
I have to say that I'm well north of your demographic target as well. Further, yours is the first site I've seen that has benign content related both to Mad Moms and a gun-show ...