LOL I understand; the question was rhetorical.
The great irony is that, while oxygenated, ethanol doesn't give up its oxygen during the burning process (the hydroxyl group hydrogenates and makes water) so the initial purpose of using an "oxygenated" gasoline product are lost. The whole point of using MTBE back in the day was the ethers give up their oxygen during combustion, making a more efficient burn (that's a very basic way to look at it). Problem was MTBE is detectable by humans (taste) at the ppb or ppt level, and it started getting into ground water from station runoff where they were using it (CA rings a bell). So they looked elsewhere, and low and behold, EtOH was chosen. It doesn't make any sense from an economical or environmental (or chemical) perspective, but it bought a whole lotta farm and distillery votes.
Like analogous government scams, it isn't ever going away at this point... like Social Security, Welfare, etc.
Like some kind of Social Herpes that only gets attention from the populace at large when there is a flare up, but is otherwise getting ignored or (worse yet) spread.