 9divdoc
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Posted: 8/5/2012 7:34:35 PM
THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT And God Created Wisconsin .. God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things." God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "That's Wisconsin , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, forests, and hills. The people from Wisconsin are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things. Championship Football Teams shall come from here!" Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "I will create Minnesota ; wait till you see the clowns I put there. They will field a football team to provide entertainment and wear purple and play in a domed stadium." Michael inquisitively asked, "Why a domed stadium?" God chuckled and said, "You see Michael,...even I don't want to watch them play football." FOOTBALL SEASON IS COMING SOON.... GO PACKERS !!! |
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Posted: 8/5/2012 9:14:35 PM
[Last Edit: 8/5/2012 9:19:08 PM by vit15]
Good one.
See if this works 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WlwumGkSec[/youtube] [VIDEO]http://youtu.be/7WlwumGkSec[/VIDEO] [youtube]http://youtu.be/7WlwumGkSec[/youtube] ok, I can't make it work... |
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Clay54961
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Posted: 8/5/2012 10:54:49 PM
[Last Edit: 8/5/2012 10:55:25 PM by Clay54961]
NSFW or kids he uses the f word alot
LEWIS BLACK Wisconsin FYI the vikings might be slighting god now because im not sure there new stadium will have a cover on it. and i know for sure that the place they will play while the new one is being built is and open air stadium |
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Posted: 8/6/2012 8:35:38 AM
I just LOL at work
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Nightwolf357
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Posted: 8/6/2012 11:21:40 AM
LOL funny
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Posted: 8/7/2012 12:52:28 AM
Passed along. Most of family attended at least some college in minnescrota. One even married a viqueens fan. Should help with family rivalry.
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Posted: 8/9/2012 6:49:02 AM
Originally Posted By Clay54961:
NSFW or kids he uses the f word alot LEWIS BLACK Wisconsin FYI the vikings might be slighting god now because im not sure there new stadium will have a cover on it. and i know for sure that the place they will play while the new one is being built is and open air stadium Saw him live at UW Platteville and at Summerfest. I love Lewis Black. |
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Posted: 8/9/2012 8:36:41 PM
Way to funny. I love it.
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