Here is my Colorado summary. I am listed as number 16 of the 28 remaining people over the age of 4 who were actually born here:
Mountains: Halfway full of liberal hippies, halfway full of good folks. The liberal douche bags have a tendency to all die in their summer tired Mercedes convertibles when winter comes. Helps out some.
Denver:
-West Side: OK folks. Not a trendy place for the most part, nor full of abject poverty.
-East Side: We call it Saudi Aurora due to the bizarre crime bullshit. The representative from Aurora who pushed the hardest for our recent state wide standard capacity magazine ban was a convicted felon...and perfectly represented her constituents. These people want to ban guns for the same reason Chicago did - people that live there by and large are too damn dumb and violent to be permitted guns. And they know it.
-North-East Side: Speak Spanish. English is neither welcome nor understood. Police are VERY aggressive here as they try to tamp down on the drug gang violence. I decided to move after the second person was murdered in my front yard.
-South Side: Completely full of assholes, all the way up over the brim. Oddly marbled a little with hardcore gun folks. Would be a great place to live after a massive plague. People here are insane, and mostly from the east or west coast.
Western Slope: Reminds me of Utah, Montana, Wyoming
Boulder: Liberal hippy mecca. Globally. Think San Francisco, just wasting your oxygen instead of the oxygen in Cali. If we ever get nuked, and it doesn't hit boulder first, I'm going to be royally pissed.
Colorado Springs:
Generally a good place. LOTS of military folks. The crime in the area is pretty damn bizarre, and sometimes you find people living in a handicapped size porta potty. Setup as apartments...
Greeley: An extension of Thornton and Commerce city, the two north side cities I mentioned when I suggested speaking English might get you murdered behind a convenience store. Smells horribly of cow shit in the summer. Horribly.
Other northern colorado towns (Loveland, Fort Collins) - as good as it gets on the east side of the mountains IMHO.
Pueblo: Reminds a person a lot of Colorado Springs.
Any ski resort town: You can rent a really NICE place here for the cheap price of $2000 a month.
Wait, did I fucking say that?
I meant that you can rent the space between the toilet paper roll and the toilet for $2000. A week. I hope you like standing.
If 101,855 people live in a particular ski resort town, its 101,853 complete assholes with more money than morality, and 2 people trying to escape before some snow bunny asks them to make them another latte right fucking now.
I am no more bitter about what happened to colorado than an old lady whose whole family came to visit her in the hospital, on her death bed, and they all got MRSA and died FIRST.