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Where is the beer?
Why should we think you're not a Fed?
What part of the state do you live in?
Is it whisky or whiskey?
Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice?
Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify)
9mm or .40?
.40 or .45?
9mm or .45?
.40 or 10mm?
10mm or .45?
.223 or 5.56?
.308 or .30-06?
dogs or cats?
FMJ or HP?
AK or AR?
AR or FAL?
Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Chupacabra: Real or myth?
Same for Bigfoot?
How about Nessie?
Union or freedom?
Cheap beer or Micro brew?
Beans or no beans in chili?
Is Carhart clothing hickish?
Do you powder "the Boyz"?
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
Would you wear a thigh holster?
What's the phone number for 911?
Romeos or tennis shoes?
Do retards look normal when they cum?
What color was George Washington's white horse?
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64?
How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?
Militia- Org or UnOrg?
Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal".
What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?
If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants
around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone?
Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf?
How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog?
Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?
What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat?
Where are all the best shooting spots?
Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA?
Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives?
Is your name Mike or Steve?
What is your main goal as a WAHTF member?
How do you feel about elephants?
How many drunk pushups can you do?
What do you mean, you people?
Have you ever been in a cockpit?
Ever been in a turkish prison?
If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?
Where was Obama born?
Have you ever been tazed while driving?
Who is 1GUNRUNNER?
Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song?
Have you ever worn a fur suit?
Would you drink a beer with Hitler?
Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?
Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?
Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2
days?
Ford or Chevy?
If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest
of your life, would you?
Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have
any business being on eggs?
Would you ever SIHPAPP?
Ever been on an acid trip?
What does the color Yellow taste like?
Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps?
Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of
some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize
it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight?
Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and
wreak havoc among peace-loving folk?
Some multiple choice qestions:
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Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED:
Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water
b. a camel's ass
c. skunk piss
If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the
proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab
b. get him a cup of coffee
c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up
against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the
hell out of dodge.
People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened
b. should be locked up in a rubber room
c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs
Ice in your whiskey:
a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing
b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was
suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup
(We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that
important)
And of course, a few of our members have their own personal
questions.
PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty?
Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and
where is it parked?
Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs?
OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?
FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed
on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car
would it be?
Tweak: Have I met your mother?
prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?
PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is.
161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans?
gettingthat has a few:
Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown?
If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken
bottle...Which one would it be?
Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just
because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties?
Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest?
1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese?
Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd
control?
Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like:
Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?!
Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo?
PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?"
DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene
Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown?
PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?"
AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?"
R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?"
Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?"
Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?"
Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?"
TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?"
Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?"
echomancer wants to know: "Have I seen your junk more than I've seen
your feet? If not why not and when can that slight be corrected?"