Yep, they tossed out the conviction of John Yates, charged and convicted under Sorbanes-Oxley for tossing a too small grouper overboard.
No idea what I am talking about? Read the link.
Screw the man!
TL;DR,
Fisherman caught with too small fish, told to keep fish on board and follow FWC back to port. Fisherman tosses too small fish over the side and replaces with a different too small fish. (not of this disputed).
Now the fun part...
He gets charged under sorbanes-oxley! This law was made to go after the document shredders at Enron. Somehow they try him under a law pertaining to destroying emails, hard drives etc. claiming the fish is a "tangible object (the law reads "“any record, document or tangible object”").
Fisherman gets 10 freakin' years for a few undersize fish.
Anyway, USSC voted 9 to 0 that this was bullshit.
Chalk up another loss to overzealous crusading and vengeful prosecutors...
Now if they could just figure out a way to imprison these assholes (malicious prosecutors)
ETA, all this happened in Cortez, Fl. just north of Sarasota
ETA Pt 2, 20 year sentence, did 30 days.
ETA; I am now being told it was a 5-4 decision. Now I want to know which justices voted against him!