Really obnoxious, know-it-all, military service on his sleeve blowhard customer is selling me his old High Standard Target pistol and bragging about what a good gun it is and how well he could shoot with it when he was on the Army pistol team . . .

Customer: "I bet I could hit somebody standing clear over by that bank." (about 250 yards away)
Me: "I'll take that bet. Go ahead."
Customer: "What?"
Me: "I'd like to see you do that. Let's see you shoot somebody from here. I've got ammo."
Customer: "Oh . . . well . . . uh . . . "

I chuckled.